Summary: Oliver end up with the weirdest detension so far in the History of Hogwarts. But for some reason, he grow to love it. As does his boyfriend Percy.
A/N & Disclaimer: I am not J.K. Rowling, so I obviously own nothing. Thanks for that, Fate... anyway, 'tis just a very very fluffy little goody-goody fic that I needed to get out of my system in order to sleep. Read at your own risk, and while you're at it, drop off a review before you leave, ey?
Something resembling a Familypart one
It wasn't the best of mornings for Professor Severus Snape, infact you could easily say that it was beginning to reach the top on his list of worst mornings ever, and being a former Death Eater turned Spy and having teached Potions at Hogwarts for about hundred years, that is simply saying a LOT. He felt a migraine coming on, but tried to push it out of his mind until the end of class. Looking around him he had to try very hard to accomplish that.
The Potter boy was jumping up and down, and waving his hands in a most gay manner, probably trying to will his potion to stop bubbling, and failing miserably.
Crabbe had fallen asleep, his head resting in the spilled goo on his desk, while Goyle sat next to him, staring off into space while their cauldron stood hissing between them, the potion long since evaporated.
The Finnegan boy was stapling his lizard eyes, trying to get it as high as possible before it collapsed. Hence all the lizard eyes scattered on the floor.
And finally, oh yes. Professor Snape's number one least-favorite student, Neville Longbottom. His potion had already turned into a rainbow coloured fountain, while Mr Longbottom himself was hiding underneath his desk, probably fearing the rath of the Potions Master. He should, Snape thought darkly. But then again, he was much too tired, and the headache was just getting worse by the second. So, he turned his gaze on to his favorite student, Draco Malfoy, instead. His potion was the perfect shade of green of course, Snape noted proudly. Draco, having finished his potion, lazily strode over to the Gryffindors, whispering some snide remarks to Potter and Weasley. Snape then noticed that the Granger girl's potion was also perfect. All though it didn't exactly make him feel proud, he was still thankful there were atleast two of his students he needn't worry about.
As if on cue, not so unexpected, but startling all the same, Neville's potion finally exploded. Snape whipped his head around, just in time to see the entire rainbow coloured substance fall back down through the air, and hit Draco Malfoy with full force and a splash, drenching him from head to toe. Snape could only stare, as did Draco and Granger and the rest of the Slytherins. The other Gryffindors on the other hand were laughing their arses off.
The Slytherins then started to crack up aswell, snickering evilly behind Malfoy's back, but when Draco started giggling along, everyone stopped laughing immediatly. Draco looked around, with big excited eyes, beaming at everyone, which caused several people to hide underneath their desks.
"What so funny?" he exclaimed happily, staring expectantly at Harry Potter who was standing closest. The Boy Who Lived and his best friend immitated a pair of goldfish in reply, and Draco giggled some more, "Oh-oh, I'm all wet!" he exclaimed looking down at himself, "smells funny" he added, scrunching his nose up to emphasize his own point.
Neville Longbottom fainted.
"Oh oh" Draco murmured again, staring at the unconscious form of Neville Longbottom with wide eyes, "He dead!" he all but skrieked, and Snape was horrified to notice that he sounded, well, not happy about it. He was still blinking furiously and hard himself to try and get out of the state of shock he'd been propelled into, but all he managed was the look of a bat having been badly transfigured into an owl.
"Gah!" he said.
"He dead?" Draco repeated, seeming to be on the verge of tears, and he stared with pleading big eyes at Harry Potter who instantly recoiled in horror, hiding behind Ron Weasley, who was still imitating a goldfish rather sucessfully.
5, 4, 3, 2, 1...
"LONGBOTTOM!"
TBC!
A/N: OH-ooohh... :dramatic gasp! (and so on): What has happened to Draco Malfoy? Will he ever be the same again? Do we really want him to be? (answer: yes) What will Snape do? Will Weasley join a dragshow? Stay tuned and FIND OUT:fade out:
