Disclaimer: I used to believe thatI owned Harry Potter…-sigh- now my pills won't let me think that anymore.

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"Draco, you won't kill me. You don't have it in you," Dumbledore said calmly.

"You don't know me!" Draco yelled angstily.

"Yes I do!

"No you don't!"

"Uh-uh"

"Nu-uh"

"Uh-uh"

"Nu-uh"

"Uh-uh"

"Prove it!"

"Fine! I will."

"Then do so!"

"K. Both of your parents are death eaters, your dad is in jail, you have a small crush on Goyle, and you call your diary Mr. Doogles.

"How do you know all of this?"

"I've personally had a little chat with Mr. Doogles."

"You mean!…"

"That's right I know your super, ultra, secret pasword! And that's all I needed to get Mr. Doogles sing like a song bird!"

What would draco have as his password, Harry wondered from his place beneath his invisibility cloak against the wall.

"And that password is," Dumbledore said as if answering Harry's unspoken question, "ww.HarryPotterIsSoMeanAndKindaCute.uk"

"Mr Dooggles," Draco sniffed. "You have betrayed me." At this point Draco let out a 'No' that resembled the one in Episode 4 when Luke found out that Darth was his mamma's baby daddy.

Five minuets latter, when the 'No was over, Draco pulled out Mr. Doogles from his back pocket and set him on fire.

"Now I can officially add pyro to your list of issues," Dumbledore said.

"Issues! What issues! I have no issues. What'd you have for lunch today?"

"NO ISSUES! DUDE! You cry to Moaning Myrtle," Dumbledore chuckled.

The laughter welling up inside of Harry was enough to break the petrificus totalus curse on him. He fell to the ground laughing and pushing off his invisibility cloak in order to get oxygen.

"OMG! LOL! HaHaHa! I had forgotten that he did that! AHAHAHAA. Not even I do that! Not even, Nevile does that! LOSER!

"Shut up Potter!"

"Not only are you crying to a ghost, but an angsty ghost at that!" Harry was now laughing so hard that tears were running down his face.

"Plus," Dumbledore added, "she is a muggle-born, and we all know how much you hate them!

"No she's not," Draco protested.

"Wait, wait, wait. You didn't know? That's even better!

"Avada kevera" Draco had killed Dumbledore.

"Oops," Draco said.

"DUDE! That was soo not cool," Harry said.

"Bolt!"

Draco bolted.