Hi oh! Welcome to Himiko's and Lain's fanfiction! I, Lain, shall be writing this and Himiko shall be telling me what to write. Himiko and I are now arguing on whether this will be rated PG-13 or PG. Well, enjoy the story in which there will be a TON of swearing (if I have my way.)
Disclaimer: We do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! but we do own the original character Remcinish. If you want to use her in your own fanfiction, contact the Lain and ask her.
Deticaded to: Remcinish
Kaiba's Curse (in disguise)
BIG-ASS AIRPLANE
"Why fg hell am I doing this?'' Seto Kaiba thought as he rubbed his head; he had hit it because of the turbulence.
"Dammit" The airplane wavered again and spilt his coffee all over his blue leather pants. The attention of the entire section of First Class focused on Kaiba.
He turned to Isis. ''What the hell are you smiling at?'' Kaiba spat at her and then turned his gaze on the window, though it was closed.
"Don't be so pissy, Kaiba. Remember why you're going to Egypt." Isis narrowed her eyes.
"Since when do you say 'pissy'? And no, I don't know why I'm going. Maybe the last eight bumps on my head knocked that information out of me but as I do happen to recall, you never explained the reason very thoroughly."
"I'll tell you when we're there. Besides, you get to keep that card, Obilisk The Tormenter if you don't run off." Isis smugly sipped her coffee.
"You said it rightfully belonged to me in the first place in addition to the Sennen Rod. I see neither, Isis." Kaiba looked over at the dark skinned woman and glared.
"You'll get the three things I promised you when we get to our destination."
''I could easily have you killed.''
''Hmmm...''
"You never mentioned a third item."
''We're not there yet. Be patiant.''
'' 'Patiance' is not in my vocabulary.''
''I thought you had a rather large vocabulary, Kaiba.''
'' Go to hell Isis dear.''
''I don't know what your problem is. You and Mokuba are getting a free ride to Egypt, Kaiba darling.'' Isis huffed.
"Not like I need it. I could buy this plane and several others with the change in my couch cushions.'' Kaiba looks over at the sleeping Mokuba who happened to be drooling on his older brother's trademark trenchcoat. "You better hope for your own personal safety that I get something out of this besides a ruined outfit."
''It will be well worth your while Kaiba. I can assure you. Now take a hint from your brother and try to get some sleep." Isis said rather soothingly.
''Up your's, sweetie.''
''I love you too, cupcake.''
CAIRO AIRPORT
"You said you'd give them to me when we got here, Isis." Kaiba said irratibly.
"Hold on"
'I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM!'' Mokuba cut in, whining and doing a little dance. ( Heh heh)
"Kaiba, we haven't reached out destination yet. It's about fifteen kilometers to the temple"
'BATHROOM! I NEED to go, Seto" Mokuba tugged on his older brother's trenchcoat.
''It's your damn fault that you drank three soda's every hour, on the hour! I have no sympathy for you whatsoever. Besides, there's a bathroom over there, on your right." Kaiba pointed to a sign in Arabic. Mokuba rushed off and Kaiba noticed Isis smiling.
"Do I NEED to ask why you're smiling again? What are we waiting for?'' Kaiba paced, shoving people out of the way as he walked.
"At the moment, your baby brother."
"Listen, smart-ass, it may look like it but I haven't got all day! Why are we going to a temple anyway"
''It is your destiny." Isis said solemly.
''Oh HELL no! You and Mutou won't stop with that shit! Just give me a straight answer.''
"Ok then. We're going to see the keeper of Remcinish."
"Oh thank you Isis. Now I really know what's going on."
Suddenly, a big sigh of relief comes from the depths of the crowd and there stood Mokuba smiling and satisfied until his older brother asked "Did you wash your hands, Mokuba"
As quickly as he had come, the mini-Kaiba was trotting back to the bathroom.
Kaiba groaned, grabbing his throbbing head as he asked "Why wasn't I an only child"
Isis looked shocked. "How can you say that? Just because he forgot to wash his hands"
''He went into the girls bathroom. I don't think anyone noticed. I knew I shouldn't have let him wear eyeliner" Kaiba groaned.
"Isis Ishtar" A short, bald, fat, dark-skinned man tapped Isis on the shoulder. "The keeper of Remcinish is expecting you." The man motioned to a small yellow cab.
"Thank you for your help. Kaiba, could you get Mokuba so we can leave" Isis asked as sweetly as she could.
But that was not nessacery for Mokuba had reappeared. He looked shocked, eyeing the dingy cab.
"We're...we're going first class, right Seto"
Too tired to argue after neglecting the advice of his female excort (cough cough) Kaiba just climbed into the cab.
DINGY YELLOW CAB
Hoping to find some answers without the destiny shit, Kaiba asked the "mysterious" guide a few questions.
"Without the destiny shit, I'd like to ask you a few questions."
''Ask away, Seth.''
''WITHOUT the destiny SHIT, remember"
"Where would you like me to start?''
''The BEGINNING, dumb-ass."
"Well, my parents met over the internet. Do you know what the internet is"
''I own most of the internet. And I didn't mean that far behind. I'm interested in the temple."
Five minutes later...
"WELL" Kaiba yelled, losing his patiance.
''Uh, well, I knew this guy see. Sethie, yeah Sethie. He tried to take over the world but it didn't work very well. Very powerful sorcerer and he knew peolple in high places, see? Had his own city and uh, was powerful.''
''Get to the damned point, damn you! You know my trench coat cost more than your family makes in six generations which now has drool and coke on it-''
''If you don't mind me asking sir, why the hell are you wearing a trench coat in the middle of the desert"
''Got to keep up appearances you baka. Besides, it's cotton, it breathes. I also wear it so my Georgio Armani shirt will not be drooled on by a caffine-guzzling thirteen-year-old boy who must preoccupy himself by drinking three Dr. Peppers, four Sprites, six Cherry Cokes, and one VERY large Mr.Pibb, all of which ended up on my trench coat through turbulance or drool.''
"B-but, it wasn't the Coke's fault!'' Mokuba said with tears in his eyes.
''Don't cry. You'll smear your eyeliner.'' Kaiba mumbled. "Now back to your story, Mr...''
"Haster, Hobbie Haster.''
''Oh. My. Gawd! Are you the founder of Haster Hobbie's?'' Mokuba's eyes lit up.
''No offence gender-confused spoiled rotten thriteen year old with no fashion sense, but I have no idea what you're talking about. But I do know a thing or two about that temple and your brother's, er, Sethie's past.'' (wink wink, nudge nudge)
''Hey! Yugi, Bakura, Otogi, and Malik wear eyeliner but no one calls them gender-confused.'' Mokuba's temper was on the rise.
"Do you want to hear the story or not!'' Haster was getting POed the two rich bastards in the back seat. (Hee hee! POed!)
Ohiyo! Himiko and I just want to clarify a few things. WE LOVE MOKUBA! Almost as much as we love Kaiba, but not quite. And just because Kaiba wears Georgio Armarni shirts does NOT mean he's gay! One other thing, Isis. And. Kaiba. Are. Not. A. COUPLE! And they never will be so there! By the way, in Utah, where Himiko and Lain live, there's a card shop called "Haster Hobbies". Now back to the story
"Do you want to hear the story or not"
''Proceed Mr. Asking-for-a-death-wish." Kaiba glared.
''Well, in ancient times, Egyptians played a game, the same one you play. You LOST! You got yer ass creamed, money-bags!''
''Have you been talking to Jonouchi?''
''Eh? I saw it on HBO! We at the temple keep a very close eye on you.''
"Why couldn't I have had a fan club of cute girls instead of a bunch of ugly old men! Did I say that out loud?''
''I'm in you fan club, Seto...'' Isis said batting her eyes.
AWKWARD SILENCE... (Theme of Jeprody plays)
''On with the story PLEASE!'' Kaiba said, pretending not to see or hear Isis.
"The last anyone saw of the powerful sorcerer, he was going off to fight the Pharoh. He left one of his prized possesions, Remcinish, in the hands of the Head Preist of ancient Morayama which was under the command of Sethie. He never returned and the city of Morayama was destroyed, sunk underneath the sand and only the Head Priest of Sethie and Remcinish survived. Knowing that Sethie would one day return, the priest and his family, generation after generation, guarded Remcinish and await his return. The End."
"Whatever baldy." Kaiba muttered.
"Hey! I'm not bald, I'm follicly challanged." Haster squeeked.
"Isis, let me guess. I'm the reincarnation of Seth/Sethie. We're going to the temple to pick up Remcinish.''
''Oooh! Perceptive! Maybe you are a super genius. An asshole, but a super genius." Isis smiled evily.
''Isis you dumb shit! Even I figured that out.'' Mokuba pinched her. He was in the middle of the seat, playing peacemaker to avoid WW111 between the Egyptologist and his big brother.
"So when are we getting to this temple" Kaiba asked irratibly.
"We're here right now!'' Haster sighed a long, joyfelt, sigh.
END OF CHAPTER ONE
