A/N: Axel brought up the idea of making a KYS Danny Phantom style. I decided to give it a shot. My brother Kevin will also be helping me write this since he's just full of it! Well, here goes nothing!
Disclaimer: I don't own Danny Phantom nor Know Your Stars or any other random cartoon I decide to use. Most jokes belong to my brother Kevin.
Know Your Stars
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Out of nowhere, Danny is knocked into the KYS chair. He rubs his head and curses beneath his breath about getting back at the Box Ghost. His torture begins.
Know your stars…..know your stars……know your stars…..Danny Phantom……he loves Paulina so much, the ''DP' on his chest stands for 'Danny and Paulina'…….
Danny: That's not true! It stands for Danny Phantom, but I like the idea so far!
Know your stars, know your stars…..Danny Phantom…..he's not half-ghost, he's half baloney!
Danny: Now that is a straight out lie! Who comes up with these things? I AM half-ghost, not half baloney!
Who cares? As long as it's true….
Danny: It's NOT true!
Know your stars….know your stars….. Danny Phantom…..he likes to dress up as Little Bo Peep!
Danny: That was the Box Ghost's fault! And I took off that costume as fast as I could!
Sure you did! That's why you came out in twelve productions translated in twelve different languages as Little Bo Peep!
Danny: That's crazy talk! I'm not little Bo Peep!
-Screen pops out showing Danny dressed as Little Bo Peep talking in German-
Danny: That's just some random girl that looks a little like me in a costume….it's probably Dani!
Hehehe……sure, keep telling yourself that and maybe it'll get you somewhere! Know your stars….know your stars…. Danny Phantom….he's secretly dating Tucker Foley!
Danny: WHAT? Ugh! Gross! I don't swing that way!
Sure! It's no wonder you guys have hugged at least three times!
Danny: It's a simple misunderstanding, and it was only once!
Know your stars….know your stars….Danny Phantom….he thinks Dash Baxter is a total HUNK!
Danny: That's a lie! I think he's a big jerk! I am not in the least bit attracted to him!
Know your stars…know your stars…. Danny Phantom…his white hair is really a white wig! He thinks it's cool to where a white wig because Gregor told him so! (My brother and Axel came up with this one)
Danny: I hate that guy! He totally lied to Sam!
Know your stars…know your stars…Danny Phantom….he's cheating on Tucker Foley with Gregor!
Danny: I'm not going out with Tucker and I definitely WOULD NOT go out with Gregor!
Know your stars…know your stars…. Danny Phantom…. He wears boxers with pink teddy bears on them!
Danny: Not true! I don't like teddy bears! Why would I want them on my boxers?
Know your stars….know your stars…. Danny Phantom…..he thinks he's Danny Phantom!
Danny: I AM Danny Phantom! It's my name, stupid!
Know your stars….know your stars…. Danny Phantom…..his real alias is Ghostly Trousers!
Danny: Now that is nonsense! I'm Danny Phantom!
Whatever you say, Ghostly Trousers! Know your stars…know your stars…. Danny Phantom…..he's reallyin love with Vlad Plasmius!
Danny: That fruit loop? As if!
Know your stars…know your stars….Danny Phantom….he's about to get beat up by a girl!
Danny: What? That's insane! What girl?
And now you know, Danny Phantom! The ghost boy name Ghostly Trousers who loves to dress up as Little Bo Peep more than Paulina, wears a white wig and boxers with pink teddy bears and is cheating on Tucker, Gregor, and Dash with Vlad Plasmius!
Danny: What are you talking about? Those were a whole bunch of lies! And I'm not going to get beat up by a girl!
--Random girl comes over to Danny and beats him up until he manages a fetal position and reverts back to human form--
Oh boy! Another character to torture! Tune in next time as I torture Danny Fenton!
