I don't own Sailor Moon or Superman. This is either gonna be really good or really weird... or both. I'm going for both.


Serena turned the camera on, fiddling anxiously with the buttons and dials until she had it set where she wanted it. She pulled away, taking a seat at her desk and looking into the camera. "Alright, uh... hey, video world... uh... my name is Serena, and... the weirdest thing happened today." She paused, looking around like she was still trying to comprehend all that had happened. "I kind of got superpowers today."

The video jumped from a piece that the blonde had cut out.

"Okay, I promise I'm not crazy, really. I seriously got superpowers today," the girl went on. "Um... so. Yeah. My name is Serena Luthor, I'm eighteen years old, and this is the story of how I accidentally became a superhero."

The blonde held up an index card that read, The Diaries of a Teenage Superhero.

Serena pulled the card away from the camera and set it down. "Yeah, once I figure out how to work the video software and stuff, I'll show a way cooler version of that."

The video jumped again.

"Okay, so you're probably all wondering why you're watching this- and by all of you, I mean the five people that are actually still watching- and I already pretty much told you. There's no trick or gimmick behind this. I got superpowers today... I wish I was kidding.

"Yeah, most little sisters of CEOs are annoying little brats being forced to follow their older sibling around to 'learn the family business' or something stupid like that. Well, I'm not annoying or bratty, but I was forced to follow Lex around all day while he 'surveyed his holdings.' I went out for coffee and found a cat being beat up be some kids, and I told them to buzz off."

The video jumped to Serena shaking her head, an annoyed look on her face. "If I ever catch those little brats..."

The video jumped back to Serena smiling like normal.

"Anyway, I helped the cat out, and lo and behold... it talked." She hesitated, the smile on her face becoming forced. "I promise I'm not crazy.

"This talking cat basically said that it was my job to protect the planet from evil, gave me some jewelry with an instruction book, and ran. Off. I mean, who does that? Obviously, the cat, but still! I'm a teenager, not a superhero. And when your older brother is seriously anti-vigilante... yeah, it's gonna be awkward if he finds out. Like. Really awkward. Like USSR putting nukes in Cuba awkward."

The video cut to Serena groaning, her face in her hands, before it cut to her looking rather normal once more.

"I wish I was crazy. I really do. But I've got a costume and powers and everything," Serena confessed. "I already had to explain to Tess why there's a pile of dust where the portrait of our grandfather used to hang. Yeah. Try lying that one away."

Serena sighed, shaking her head. "Honestly, I have no idea what I'm going to do. I can't just have this power and not help anyone with it... can I?"

A concerned look on her face, Serena turned off the camera.


Oh Serena, being a superhero and vlogging about it is a bad idea...