Tobari-chan: Hehe. I couldn't resist this fic. It just popped into my head...

Manda-chan: And wouldn't get the hell out.

Disclaimer: I own Inuyasha! -Is suddenly surrounded by billions of identical-looking lawyers with expensive suits and briefcases.- Eep.. Okay, okay, I don't own it!

Summary: Behind the scenes of Inuyasha, Kagome is cold and stoic, Naraku is crushing on Sango, Inuyasha is plotting revenge on Kikyou, Sesshoumaru is in love with Kagome, Kikyou is giggly and stupid, Kagura is a porn star, Sango is a bi-sexual perv, and Miroku is scared of women. What the hell is going on!

"Aaaaaaand, Cut!" All of the actors (except Kagome) sighed in pure happiness: they only had two more shoots left before they could all go home. "We'll do another scene in about an hour." Rumiko finished happily as she bounded out to her car for a coffee break, leaving the rest to hang out in their rooms and at the snack table.

As soon as the door shut behind Rumiko, everyone ran off in their own directions.

! With Kagome and Sesshoumaru !

Kagome stifled a yawn, and glared at the now cold cup of tea in front of her. "I despise this job..." She muttered before pouring another cup of fresh hot tea. "Why do I have to play a stupid love sick girl? Why can't I have Kikyou's job? Wait.. That is just as bad. I would be dead. This Kagome can never die!"

"Um.. Kagome-sama..." A deep yet shy voice cut off her train of thought, and Kagome turned her gaze from the tea pot onto Sesshoumaru, the one who had spoken.

"Yes, Sesshoumaru?" She said as she noticed he was twiddling his fingers, and there was a healthy blush on his cheeks. Her eyebrow raised, causing him to blush harder, the redness seeping from his face to his ears.

"Um.. I was j-just wondering... would y-you like t-to..." He was cut of by a reply from Kagome.

"No. I do not waste my time with.. 'dates'. But coffee would be nice." Kagome grabbed her car keys out of her pockets and looked towards the clock. "We have enough time. Let's go." Sesshoumaru blushed and inwardly giggled at the thought of Kagome wanted to go for coffee with him. And he got to be in Kagome's awesome car! What a major plus!

And with another silent giggle from Sesshoumaru, and a cold glare from Kagome, both ran out the door to escape their co-workers...

! With Sango and Kagura !

Sango cackled as she leaned over her porn magazine, staring Kagura. "My, my, Kagura, what a wonderful body you have!" She cackled again before closing the magazine and standing from her hiding place. She tucked the magazine safely into her purse just as Kagura came running from around the corner in a tube top and a pair of uber short shorts that looked more like panties than shorts.

Sango mentally drooled as Kagura bounced up and down infront of her. "You'll never guess what I just saw! Sesshoumaru is going out for coffee with Kagome! Can you believe he got a date with her? She's a total ice butt and he's a total geek!" Sango barely nodded, not even comprehending what Kagura just said before launching her face into her bosom, and wrapping her arms around Kagura's waist.

Kagura paled, before she scowled and smacked Sango's head, effectively making her let go and fall to the floor. She began to walk away when Sango latched firmly onto her leg. "Wait, Kagura!" Said woman looked down at her feet at Sango with a glare, "Will you go out with me? And possibly give me your next DVD?"

Kagura twitched.

! With Inuyasha !

"Bwahahaha! Now you will pay for cheating on me!" Inuyasha laughed maniacally as he bounced on his bed in his room. "Bwahaha!" Finally, he settled down at his make-up mirror and giggled evilly at his reflection. "She'll be begging for me to stop!"

He held up the bottle of potion and grinned at it. "Mwahaha. This potion will stop her from moving as I beat that creep Hobo into the ground! Hahahaha!"

Suddenly there was a shy knock on the door. Quickly he hid the bottle in his pants and crept over to the door, "Who's there?" He demanded.

"Er.. Miroku." Inuyasha heard the faint reply and groaned at his misfortune. He opened the door to reveal the stupid monk.

"What do you want! I'm in the middle of planning to kill..." He stopped in mid-sentence at Miroku's odd look towards him. "Errr... I mean... Can I help you, Miroku?" He laughed nervously, his voice changed to a sickly sweet tone. "Eh heh heh..."

Immidiately Miroku pushed past Inuyasha and landed face first on the hanyou's bed, crying. "I have a confession!" He sobbed into Inuyasha's pink pillow.

"If its the fact that you're gay, I already know that."

Miroku popped his head up from the pillow, "NO! I'm not gay! I'm... I'm afraid of women!"

Will Miroku get over his fear of women? Will Kagura go out with Sango? Or give Sango porno? Will Naraku or Kikyou even show up in the next chapter! Will Kagome and Sesshoumaru ever get back from the Cafe! Does this sound oddly like a Drangon Ball Z ending!