The Mayhem Doesn't End Does It?
A Venture Bros/My-Hime crossover. A rookie agent OSI agent at 130 lbs with super human strength after accidently drinking a mistaken serum, is sent to investigate the prestigious Fuka academy of its weird surroundings that has to do to save the world. With weird stuff(and maybe some sort of more weirdness ahead), what lies ahead of the dangers and out of normal situations will our hero face? Well, read and find out! Warning-there will be Shiznat and weird Shiznat situations(I'm a shiznat fan too, so don't flame me!), compromising situations, some Haruka bashing(sorry Haruka fans out there, don't flame me too, because I can't stand her!), also mostly action and stupidity on the side.
Disclaimer: I don't own Venture Bros or Mai-Hime. They belong to their respective owners. If I did own 'em then there would be plenty of Shiznat and the Venture bros in tow to be the most funniest show than it ever has.
Pairings: Shiznat, BrockMidori, AoiChie, maybe some RustyYoko
Chapter1: The Beginning of a Loser's New Life
0435
Miami, Florida
Somewhere in the 18th apartment complex
The afternoon rised up its heat patterns as the rays began emanating the 18th apartment complex. Where as one man named Lawrence Dalugan er-maybe man yet person, Filipino-American and whose living with his grandma at 27 is still struggling to get the vacuum working. And he's still doing the best in turning it on but the damn thing keeps shutting down.
"Dammit, it still doesn't work!!" He scowled at the vaccum's failed attempt. "If grandma finds out I haven't clean my room yet, I'm grounded!!"
And then grandma came a knocking on his door at a loud bang. His grandma is 79-years old and she knows every martial art known to man. Unfortunately for Lawrence, his dad ditched him so he can go to Las Vegas to gamble and party and left his son to help on grandma's needs.
Just soon the knocking kept on going on the door. Lawrence's face went into shocked terror as he knew that if his room wasn't cleaned in 15 minutes. He's screwed all right. He then ran and went to his closet to get the broom and dustpan. Unfortunately, they were bought overused and broken.
"Lawrence, you better get that room cleaned, or you are eating cat food tonight!!" His grandma roared.
"Crap…"Now he was in a world of trouble.
And she barged in the door, and grandma didn't like what she was seeing-everything was tattered and messed from the beds to the floor, stacks of video game cases and a messed up Xbox 360 in tangled wires were wrapped around each other like spaghetti, even the HD tv wasn't spotless in weeks. In her disdained face, she barked at Lawrence for failure in his effort to clean his mini-abode with her.
"That's it Lawrence, you are going straight to the Philippines for cram school! And no second thoughts in this!! Grandma then slammed the door shut as Lawrence collapsed to the ground defeated with sadness.
"Oh man, I really am done for! What am I gonna do? I don't wanna go to the Philippines for life!" He pondered his face aimlessly around the room.
And then he saw the one ad in the back of a recent TIME magazine in a decision that will change his life forever(okay, well not really change his life but get out of the misery house he's in so that he can be a man for a change. Only just outside the house.)
The ad quickly explains everything in front of him. It depicted a secret agent wearing combat fatigues, sporting high-tech weaponry in his hands and on his backpack and sported shades to fit a desert situation. And the front spelled in 3 big letters in bold-
"OSI"-Office of Secret Intelligence. And the quote on the bottom of the ad also explained. "Need A Change? OSI Will Make the Change and You'll be on it."
Lawrence then jumped running to the phone and dialed up the ad for it will take him to adventures out there(umm, maybe some training first then that comes second. My bad)
"So long grandma, this fighter planes gotta get off your carrier soon." As he leered thoughtfully while he's on the phone.
To Be continued…
A/N: My first fanfic in a long while since I don't have internet in the house. And my grammar isn't this good enough so I might need some work, so any helpful tips is cool for me. Right now I'm using the library computer as a second option. I'll update as soon as I can, so please r & r and thanks!
