Marianne Susan

By

Dragondolphin1990

Hello, my name is Marianne Susan. You can call me Mary Sue for short. I'm six feet tall, no wait. I'm actually five feet and, um… eight inches. Yeah, that sounds good. I have wavy red hair, but it isn't too red. It's more blonde with a hint of red and it's hardly ever tangled. And everyone always describes my eyes as bottomless pits of beautiful blue… Actually, no, they're gold. Or silver. Yeah, silver's a good color. I have silver eyes. And I have a great fashion sense. Even my pajamas are adorable. They have cute little kitties on them, playing with yarn balls and stuff.

And, of course, I watch anime a lot. Because anime is awesome. You know what else is awesome? Sesshoumaru, and Kurama, and Hiei, and that guy from Naruto, and Kenshin, and Tenchi, and all the other hot anime guys. But I've only seen the ones that were on Cartoon Network. Because I don't have to waste my time buying the unedited versions of animes or the manga they were based on. So, I'm probably going to mess up some of the details. But that doesn't matter, because my word is law. And since my word is law, I hereby declare that I don't have to use complete sentences or good grammar. So there!

So, one day I'm watching Cartoon Network late at night and then I end up in the middle of Japan. I guess that Adult Swim malfunctioned or something and then there was this big swirly blue portal and then poof, I was in the middle of Tokyo. Because Tokyo is the only city in Japan that I know. And Hiroshima. We bombed them, or something. I don't know because I don't pay attention in school. But I still get really good grades.

So then, ignoring that fact that it was late at night in America, I wasn't tired at all. So, I wandered around for a while. Actually, no, I wandered around for less then five minutes before I literally ran into the hottest guy ever. It was the cute guy from one of the animes I love. I'm not going to say who, though, because my favorite anime guy changes all the time. Actually, no, that's the right either. It was the mix between all the hot guys. He was, like, cuter than Youko Kurama and Sesshoumaru mixed and he was stronger than Hiei and kills people better than Kenshin and stuff. But he'd never hurt me.

Anime Guy and I immediately clicked and he was madly in love with me. For a while, I didn't notice him because I was too culture shocked from appearing in the middle of Japan. So, he gets kinda mad because I'm ignoring him, because a good story has to have suspense and stuff.

But then, I get kidnapped by, um… Piccolo from Dragon Ball Z. I don't care that he's a good guy now. He's still evil in my book. And I'm disgusted by his icky greenness. Luckily, Anime Guy is just around the corner and comes to save me. Somehow, during his big battle with Piccolo, his shirt gets ripped open and I see his amazing chest and that's when I fall head over heels for Anime Guy.

And then a white horse comes galloping by and Anime Guy and I ride off into the sunset, happily ever after. And my hair grows a few inches so that it can flap in the wind. And the sun moves, so it isn't in our eyes. And then I say a few phrases in Japanese that I got off an internet translator that make me sound smart, even though the phrases don't make since. But you don't speak Japanese either, so you don't know that.

-Sayonara, Mary Sue