How to Annoy Darth Vader

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1. Continue to step on his cape. Make sure he falls.

2. Check your reflection on his helmet.

3. Cup your hands around your mouth and breathe heavily.

4. "Hey! I have the Force too!" *lick hand and shove in face of the nearest storm trooper*

5. Tell him he's single because he looks for women in Alderon places.

6. Press the buttons on his suit.

7. Follow him around singing "The Imperial March"

8. Always refer to him as Dark Vader, not Darth Vader.

9. Call him Anican

10. Call him Ani

11. When he tells you to do something say, "Hey, I'm just here for the cookies…"

12. Paint\dye his suit pink.

13. As he sleeps (not that you could tell) color in the eyes of his mask with a black Sharpie. When he wakes asks, "Why are the lights off?" say "The lights are on Lord Vader." "Something is wrong with my mask." "You look normal to me, Lord Vader..."

14. When he refers to the Force, pull out silverware, "Forks? I have them right here..."

15. Hand out forks to his officers saying reverently, "May the forks be with you."

16. "Where are the cookies? I joined the Dark Side for the cookies!"

17. Ask him how he uses the restroom in that suit.