"HMPH! JUST LOOK AT THEM!" sakura jealosly saiad as she looked thru her window at the couple walking and laughing.
The couple they were walking and laughing and smiling;their hands, clasped together and smiles on their faces; Naruto and sauske looked so happy together as they walkeda long that wooded path with sotoenes on the groudn and bires in the sky. It had been their one month anniversary date of being together and they decided to spend it with a romantic walk in the park, feeding the squirrels,4
and hunting for animals for dinner. As manly menz, they preferred to hunt for things as a training method for them.
"Why oh why did saske have to go with stupid old NARUTO?" Sakura said frustratedly as she put on a coat to go out for a walk to make hersefl feel better
While she was walking, she saw naruto and sasuke stop in front of a bathrom. Sakura hid behide the bushes to see what w as happenig. Sasuke said, "i'll be back, gotta use the bathrum." and so he left. Naruto looked around to see if anyone was there and didn't see sakura behind the bushes so he said "pssssst, hey i need to talk to you to a form standing on the other side of the bathroom wall.
Sakura GASPED! it was OROCHIMARU. Why was he here/? In't he a fugirive that was banned from ever entering konohamaru again? Sakura could not believe her eyes, what was naruto doing trying to converse with orochimaru? Sakura watched on too see if she culd get more cluds onto what was going on.
"hows it coming along?"
Orochimaru said mysteriously in an undertoned voice.
"I think sasuke's hot but man... he keeps on talking about his brother and his clan or whatever. He wants me to learn the ultra dangerous mov, the sexchange no jutsu but i might die O_O""because it's a very dangerous technike. I don't kno how two deal with that man." Naruto said in a deflated attetude.
Orochimaru says, "Do not worry my boy, I have the perfect idea. he says as he hands naruto two pills.
"what's these?" Naruto said questionablyly.
"These are pills that will allow you to develop the "devices' needed to start a family." The older man slithered sinisteringly.
"Naruto asked, how does it work?" he asked again questionablyly.
"It does not matter how they work, just take these and you will become able to be fretile for sasuke's...goods." Orochimaru said humorously, stroking the sleeve of his suspicious looking trecnh coat.
"wow thanks! Naruto said in a halfhushed voice like he's trying not to let sasuke hear waht he is whispering about.
THE MPREG TABLET! sakura thought to herself, those are banned from konoha's medicine supply due to the fact thatthey ause the babies to have terrible mutations where the babies are unable to perform ninjutsu or genjutsu. Most of them die due to not being able to survive in the ninjaing world. Rock Lee is one of the few known survivors of the mpreg tablet.
Sakura ran off in order to tell tsudae what she discovered.
AN: This is a parody of really bad fanfiction. I guess you can leave reviews about how...well i did in making a bad fanfiction? if it was convincing? Why am i doing this...because it's summer and I have nothing better to do. (also my friends inspired me to.)
