A/N: Please don't read if you get offended easily. This was just a random idea that popped up in our minds while eating bacon. There WILL be more chapters soon.
It was a beautiful day in Mirkwood. Legolas, turning 700, was finally able to explore the woods around his home. He snuck out before, but now he was finally able to go out with permission from his parents. As he was exploring he came across a small lake. Bathing inside the lake was a lone elf.
"Greetings," Legolas walked over to him to address him, "What are you doing alone out here?"
He slowly turned around. The wind caught his hair and brushed it back in the breeze. Legolas was surprised by the sheer amount of gracefulness that radiated off of him. The sun reflected off the surface of the water and made his skin glow softly. When he turned around his eyes were a striking ocean blue. The water came up to his waist, covering him as he stood in the water.
"Hello," The stranger said, sounding slightly familiar, "Its Elf-Elf."
Legolas' eyes widened as the elf introduced himself. Backing away slowly, he mumbled elfish curses under his breath. He knew exactly who this man was. Turning on his heels, he ran away quickly, hoping Elf-Elf wouldn't follow him.
"Wait, Prince-Prince!" Elf-Elf called, running after him, forgetting his clothes lying on the bank.
Legolas, not wanting to be caught, scurried up a tree. He jumped from branch to branch like he was trained. Once far enough away, Legolas decided to wait. Elf-Elf ran past the tree, calling out for him. Legolas snickered silently as he slid down the tree and headed home.
Once home, Legolas' father announced that they had guest that would be joining them for dinner. Legolas went to his room to change into fitting attire. He chose a simple but elegant blue robe with white silk bordering it. It was not his usual apparel, but he decided it would be more fitting.
He could hear a muffled familiar voice from behind his door. He heard shouts and cries of surprise followed by a loud clattering sound. He ran from his room to the dining hall to see the predicament.
Throwing open the door, he stopped momentarily, astounded by the scene before him. In the dining room there was an elf hung open the chandelier. He wore pink robes covered in a mess of food. Beneath him guards raced back and forth trying to pull him from the chandelier. Upon seeing the pink dinner clothing he recognized the elf as Elf-Elf. Elf-Elf spotted him in the doorway and dropped from the chandelier and ran at him.
"Prince-Prince!" He called, running full speed at the horror struck prince.
Before he could reach Legolas he was tackled by his caretakers, Morwen, Emalia, and Tari. The guards took it from there and dragged him away as his three caretakers apologized. Legolas, completely confused, retired to his room. There would be no dinner tonight.
