Author's Note: I've always really liked Gundam Wing. I thought writing a crossover would be fun! Plz R&R if you can.

EVANGELION: WINGED LOVE

"Rei," Shinji said, knocking on the blue haired pilot's apartment door, "Rei, we're worried about you. You haven't been at work or school all day and it's the new pilots' first day. Hello? Is there anybody in there?"

Suddenly the door burst open and Shinji saw Rei standing butt naked in the doorway, her plump breasts hanging out in the breeze. Blushing, he turned all the way around and looked out at the street below her apartment.

"What is it?" she asked bluntly.

"Uh, uh, uh," he stuttered.

Rei slammed the door shut again, leaving Shinji alone on the walkway. From within the apartment, he could soon hear the sound of springs mashing up and down and moaning. Wondering just what the hell was going on, he opened the unlocked door and peeked inside stealthily. Rei laying on her back atop her bed, her hands grasping the metal railing that served as the headboard as a black haired boy her age pumped his cock in and out of her pussy with the rapidity of a jackhammer.

Shinji gawked as the two sweaty teens continued with their eyes closed in the primal act of procreation. Rei's breasts bounced back and forth, or up and down if one's perspective was that of her fucker, while a wet smacking noise sounded from the area where their genitalia became aquatinted with one another again and again. Eventually the moans of lust reached their high point and the two participant's bodies went rigid in a shared orgasm.

And then the boy collapsed, breathing heavily on Rei's breasts. She ran her hand through his thick hair absentmindedly while he fondled her twitching cunt. Then she opened her eyes and saw Shinji standing there. Tapping her lover on the shoulder, she pointed at the peeping tom. With a glare full of hatred, the boy stood up and reached for a pistol lying on the table next to the cheap bed.

"No, no, its not what it looks like!" Shinji tried to explain, "I was trying to-"

And then a bullet hit him in the gut. Shinji stumbled back out of the door and fell over the railing outside the apartment. He plummeted eight stories into a dumpster at the bottom. Looking around and smelling the stench of the container, Shinji thanked God that it had been there. Then something else landed in the dumpster. Looking over at it, Shinji noted that it was in fact a pineapple shaped fragmentation grenade.

"Well God damnit," he muttered.

The grenade went off and threw little bits of Shinji all over the parking lot. Up on the walkway, Rei stepped out of her apartment and looped her arms around the waist of the naked boy who'd thrown it.

"Thank you, Heero," she whispered, nuzzling his neck with her nose.

"Yeah," he replied, kissing the top of her head, "No problem.

"I never liked him," Rei said, running her hand down his stomach toward his limp cock.

"Yeah," he repeated, liking where this was going.

Her mouth being filled with his stiffening shaft muffled Rei's next statement. Obediently, she began to move her head back and forth. Heero gripped the nearby railing with one hand, steadying himself as a warm breeze blew across the two adolescents.

"Ew!" Asuka screamed from behind them as she came up to find out where Shinji had gone. Abruptly, Heero spun around and shot the loud German bitch between the eyes.

"Thank you again," Rei said, her voice distorted.

"Yeah," he repeated a third time just as he filled her mouth with his warm semen.