A/N: This is my version of the song "Billionaire"… found here if you haven't heard it: .com/watch?v=8aRor905cCw

Parts may be offensive, and sorry if you are offended, but as this is Voldemort "singing", it isn't surprising

Emperor

I wanna be the emperor so fucking bad

Rule all of the land I never had

I want to be covered on every newspaper

Smilin' over Dumbles and Harry


Oh every time I close my eyes

I see my mark glowing at night

A different home every night oh

I swear the world better prepare

For when I'm the emperor


Yeah I would have an order like Dumbles

I would be the host of everyday Halloween

Give Voldie a hit list

I'd probably pull a Hitler or Stalin

And kill a bunch of muggles that ain't done shit

Give away a few Crucio's like here lady have this

And last but not least grant somebody their last breath

It's been a few decades that I've been single so

You can call me Sam Hain* minus the treats

[Get it, hehe, I'd probably visit where Hiroshima was

And damn sure do a lot better than the Americans did]*

Yeah you can't forget about me stupid

Everywhere I go Imma have my evil theme music


Oh every time I close my eyes

I see my mark glowing at night

A different home every night oh

I swear the world better prepare

For when I'm the emperor

Oh oooh oh oooh for when I'm the emperor

Oh oooh oh oooh for when I'm the emperor


I'll be playing drums on the ministry

Beating on all of the workers

Then I'll compliment them on beautiful screams

Toss a couple Bombarda in the air just for the hell of it

But keep the Imperio's, Crucio's, and Confringo's completely separate

And yeah I'll be on a whole new level

We in depression but let me take a crack at it

I'll probably take everything and leave a body behind

So everyone will know that I mean business

And not a single body around me would know what Heaven is

Dying quick, screaming loudly

I know we don't have a similar dream

Go on in your robe and pull out your wand

And put it in the air and freeze


I wanna be the emperor so fucking bad

Rule all of the land I never had

I want to be covered on every newspaper

Smilin' over Dumbles and Harry


Oh every time I close my eyes

I see my mark glowing at night

A different home every night oh

I swear the world better prepare

For when I'm the emperor

I wanna be the emperor so fucking bad


Note: *Sam Hain, my reference is the Supernatural's version of Samhain

*My alternate lines for this part: [get it, hehe, I'd probably visit where Auschwitz was

And damn sure do a lot better than Hitler did]