A/N: This is my version of the song "Billionaire"… found here if you haven't heard it: .com/watch?v=8aRor905cCw
Parts may be offensive, and sorry if you are offended, but as this is Voldemort "singing", it isn't surprising
Emperor
I wanna be the emperor so fucking bad
Rule all of the land I never had
I want to be covered on every newspaper
Smilin' over Dumbles and Harry
Oh every time I close my eyes
I see my mark glowing at night
A different home every night oh
I swear the world better prepare
For when I'm the emperor
Yeah I would have an order like Dumbles
I would be the host of everyday Halloween
Give Voldie a hit list
I'd probably pull a Hitler or Stalin
And kill a bunch of muggles that ain't done shit
Give away a few Crucio's like here lady have this
And last but not least grant somebody their last breath
It's been a few decades that I've been single so
You can call me Sam Hain* minus the treats
[Get it, hehe, I'd probably visit where Hiroshima was
And damn sure do a lot better than the Americans did]*
Yeah you can't forget about me stupid
Everywhere I go Imma have my evil theme music
Oh every time I close my eyes
I see my mark glowing at night
A different home every night oh
I swear the world better prepare
For when I'm the emperor
Oh oooh oh oooh for when I'm the emperor
Oh oooh oh oooh for when I'm the emperor
I'll be playing drums on the ministry
Beating on all of the workers
Then I'll compliment them on beautiful screams
Toss a couple Bombarda in the air just for the hell of it
But keep the Imperio's, Crucio's, and Confringo's completely separate
And yeah I'll be on a whole new level
We in depression but let me take a crack at it
I'll probably take everything and leave a body behind
So everyone will know that I mean business
And not a single body around me would know what Heaven is
Dying quick, screaming loudly
I know we don't have a similar dream
Go on in your robe and pull out your wand
And put it in the air and freeze
I wanna be the emperor so fucking bad
Rule all of the land I never had
I want to be covered on every newspaper
Smilin' over Dumbles and Harry
Oh every time I close my eyes
I see my mark glowing at night
A different home every night oh
I swear the world better prepare
For when I'm the emperor
I wanna be the emperor so fucking bad
Note: *Sam Hain, my reference is the Supernatural's version of Samhain
*My alternate lines for this part: [get it, hehe, I'd probably visit where Auschwitz was
And damn sure do a lot better than Hitler did]
