Welcome to Clam Familia Subs!
Chapter Title: Prologue
Tsuna's POV:
Paperwork. I swear its the bane of my existence, If I had known there would be this much of it when I was chosen to became the tenth Vongola boss then I would have tried ten times harder to run away from this fate. *Sigh* Only fifteen more stacks to go.
*Knock * *Knock *
"Oh please don't let it be anything troublesome!" Come on in you may enter.
*Creak* *Door opens*
Ah Gokudera-Kun its you, I almost forgot how nice it is to see a familiar face and not just paperwork and the occasional face of Reborn.
"Hi Juudaime its really nice to see you too, you've been cooped up in this office for so long we barely get to see you anymore. Though unfortunately that was not the reason of my coming here. Its report day and I got the lovely job of rolling the cart full of reports to your office."
*Rolls in cart*
*Eyes open wide* "Life just never gives me a break does it, of course it would end up being something troublesome,I mean why wouldn't it I'm not nearly so lucky as to have it be something good."
*Sigh* Thank you Gokudera-kun I'll take care of this.
"Juudaime are you sure you don't want any help with this?"
Honestly I would but if I accepted any help Reborn would probably kill me for it. He's always spouting the idea about how a Mafia boss should know how to take care of things himself without help from others. Anyway Gokudera-kun I will be fine, I'll manage somehow you just go ahead and turn in for the night.
"Alright Thank you Juudaime. Juudaime if you can please try to make it to breakfast in the morning, we all miss you!"
*Smiles* Alright I will try.
*Door shuts*
"I guess once again its just you and me annoying pile of papers." Better get started on this now if I want even a quarter of a decent sleep tonight. I think it may be best if I just get the financial report for damages over with first.
Vongola Damages Report:
Guardians of the Vongola Decimo:
Hibari Kyoya:
Amount owed for damages: $6,718
Charges: Sued for Severe Hospitalization to a multiple number of people, Property Damages, Sued for Assault and Battery aka "Biting people to death", as well as for Emotional and Psychological Distress.
Ryohei Sasagawa:
Amount owed for damages: $2,330
Charges: Disturbing the Peace by yelling loudly in public, Trespassing on a protected site and entering the protected sanctuary to fight bears.
Yamamoto Takeshi:
Amount owed for damages: $1,680
Charges: Sued for Property Damages to a shop as well as damage toward merchandise for throwing merchandise as if it were a baseball.
Gokudera Hayato:
Amount owed for damages:$2,590
Charges: Sued for Property Damages, and Charged with Assault which ended up being the result of the other party insulting his boss.
Lambo Bovino:
Amount owed for damages: $1,372
Charges: Disturbance of the Peace, Civilian Casualties due to stray Grenade.
Mukuro Rokudo:
Amount owed for damages: $6,900
Charges: Sued for Psychological and Emotional Distress as well as Trauma which resulted in victim having to be admitted to a mental hospital, Disturbance of the Peace, and Property Damage.
Chrome Rokudo:
Amount owed for damages: $960
Charges: Fined as an Accessory to Crime by being in league with Mukuro Rukudo.
All: Charged with being a Danger to Society.
Amount of Additional Damages to Vongola HQ: $27,596,918 and .33 cents
All finances are to be taken care and payed for by the Head of the Vongola Familia.
Current Head: Vongola Decimo Sawada Tsunayoshi
Varia's Damage Report:
Squalo Superbi:
Amount owed for damages: $9,073
*Slap folder closed*
Yeah I think I'm done with reading this for right now.
*Sigh* Why can't my Guardian be more careful when they go out and be less...violent. Looks like I'm gonna have another fun day taking care of this mess. Maybe if I have a nice talk with all the people suing us I can convince them to stop or at least find a way to get out of all these possible lawsuits...again.
*Deep Sigh* I'm really starting to get tired of this, sometimes I wish I could make them pay me back the money for all these damages and potential lawsuits they cause, or at least send them to some magic place where they won't get into trouble.
"Oh but you can Dame-Tsuna."
WAIT REBORN WHEN DID YOU GET HERE!
"That is unimportant, what is important is that you have a chance to make that which happen or at least the first part of it because honestly I don't think such a place in the world exists where your Guardians won't get into trouble."
Huh? Reborn what are you getting at?
"What I'm saying is that it's actually very simple in how to take the money from them. The Vongola family just so happen to own a chain of Sub Shops, we call it "Clam Family Subs."
Why call it Clam Family Subs?
*Whack* "Idiot student the name Vongola translates to Clam thus "Clam Family Subs". We obviously can't just call it "Vongola Family Subs" that would be a dead giveaway to any potential enemies.
Oh that makes sense.
"Also we use the shops as a way to spy on people"
WAIT WHAT!?
"Nothing."
Anyway I think I see what you're getting at Reborn. More or less what you are saying is that I should send my guardians to these Sub Shops and force them to work there until they earn back all the money they caused us to lose!
"Actually I was just lightly implying you could take out the money from their paychecks and telling you about a Sandwich chain we Vongola own. Though your idea would work nicely too. You know I'm almost proud it seem my sadistic-ness has started to rub off on you." *Smirk*
You do know that's not particularly a good thing don't you Reborn.
"Shut up Dame-Tsuna and get back to your paperwork!"
*Whack!*
