10: Ask him "Do you like your candidates medium rare or tough?"

9: Call him 'Smokie'

8: When hiding in the banyan trees and he's trying to attack you sing in a mocking tone "HA HA HA HA HA! YOU CAN'T GET ME!"

7: When he's approaching throw ash at him from a camp fire and watch him flip out.

6: Ask him "How does it feel to live in your brother's shadow?"

5: Ask him "What did you look like when you were normal?"

4: Say "I like your eyes, so dark."

3: Say "JACOB RULES!"

2: When he gets ticked because of above say "I MEANT THE TWILIGHT SAGA!"

1: When he's about to attack say "HA HA YOU CAN'T KILL ME! I'M A CANDIDATE!" Even if you aren't one.

REMEMBER THIS IS JUST FOR FUN!