OKAYYYYY. So well... Let me start off by saying I LOVE DC! Especially Young Justice.

Wally and Artemis are my favorite couple so I decided to make a couple fanfics about them.

Hopefully this turns out good. :)

disclaimer: I do not own Young Justice or any of it's characters

( I don't know, people just usually put disclaimers. )


"I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU DID THAT!" Artemis screamed furiously at a retreating Wally. "WHO GAVE YOU ANY RIGHT TO DO WHAT YOU JUST DID?!"

"Well.. ummm.. I did? Hehe..."

"WALLYYYY! WHY WOULD YOU THINK OF DOING THAT?! Well.. You are Wally..."

"What's that supposed to mean?!"

"UGH! WE ARE GETTING OFF TOPIC!"

"Why don't we just stay off topic and forget whatever happened? It's a win-win for everybody." Wally desperately tried to calm Artemis down.

"IT WILL NEVER BE A WIN-WIN FOR ME UNTIL I STRANGLE YOUR LITTLE STUPID NECK!"

"What? With those things you call for arms?"

"SHUT UP YOU IDIOT!" Artemis yelled from across the room.

"YOU'RE TELLING ME TO SHUT UP?! WHY DON'T YOU TRY NOT BEING A HARPY FOR ONCE!" Wally screamed back in response.

"UGH! YOU'RE POINTLESS!"

"NO! YOU'RE POINTLESS"

"Here they go again..." Robin sighed. "GET A ROOM!"

"STAY OUT OF THIS!" Both of them yell in response.

Artemis would not kill him. She wouldn't. She couldn't. She's had self control plenty of times. She could do this. They were teammates and need each other. But then again this was Wally.

"AGHHH!" Wally screamed as Artemis lunged onto him. M'gann then ran over to the scene and tried to lift Artemis off Wally with no luck. Artemis was too determined.

"Please don't kill me Arty please. I have so much future ahead of me, and think about the ladies. Oh the poor ladies who aren't gunna get to have some of the Wall-Man. Goodbye cruel world, Goodbye..."

"Oh, SHUT UP!" Artemis yelled while strangling Wally.

"CONNOR! COME HELP ME" M'gann screamed.

"But.. But the static!" Connor pleaded. Meanwhile, Robin was just sitting on the couch with a bucket of popcorn watching this wonderful entertainment right in front of him.

Recognized, Flash 04

Flash entered the cave and immediately saw Artemis and Wally going at it again. It was clear that Wally was so close to his death. "OHMYGOD! Wally, what did you do this time?"

"Why do you always assume it's me? I'm hurt.. Physically and mentally. But anyway, before I die, I'd like to thank you Uncle Barry for everything you have done for me... You have let me have the hon- "

"Wally, shut up. Artemis, get off him" Flash said. Artemis just glared at him then finally got off Wally, but not before she kneed him in a place where no man should ever be kneed.

"Omf" Wally grimaced. "The s-sun.. i-is not... s-shining..." Wally said before he passed out.

"BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!" That did it. Robin was done. He was done. He fell to the floor in tears laughing so hard until he couldn't even breath. But even then he continued to laugh so he was practically wheezing. Then he started to clap his hands and looked like a retarded seal who was rolling on the cave floor laughing himself to death.

Recognized, Batman 02

Batman came in and saw a passed out Wally, a restrained, furious, Artemis, a very tired M'gann, a laughing Flash, Connor watching static, and a crazy laughing robin.

"Okay, what the fuck is wrong with my son?" Batman just stared at his son as he rolled across the cave floor wheezing.


I know it was short ( sorry ). But there are other chapters ahead :)

Oh and yes, I know I didn't add Kaldur in here. Just say he's in Atlantis visiting Tula and Garth. And Zatanna will also be in this story. Let's say that she's just on a school trip with her other friends.