A/N: Hey! I got this idea whe I was reading a fanfic by perkygirl1998, called Annabeth Says. There was one chapter where Percy was formally meeting Annabeth's family as her boyfriend. If you've never read PJO then you wouldn't know what I'm talking about. Anyways, I thought it would be really funny if I wrote a one-shot where Andy Six meets his girlfriend's family. And the little sister is 5 years old. Enjoy. *gestures in a go ahead motion*

Andy POV

I walked up to Makayla's front porch steps, feeling so nervous. I was just about to meet her family. She had told me all about her mom, her step-dad, her older and younger sisters, her little brother, and her little step-brother.

From what I heard, tonight would not be pretty. You see, Makayla wore clothes like me, listened to the same kind of music, and all of that jazz. But, her family hated it. They accepted it, because it made Makayla happy, but they probably wouldn't be as accepting of my tattoos and lip ring.

Makayla had told me that, one time, she came home with a magnetic lip ring on and her mom fainted, thinking that it was real. I wasn't really looking forward to that. I took a deep, steadying breath(not really) and knocked on the door.

I heard a crash from inside, and Makayla yelling, "I SWEAR, IF ONE OF YOU ANSWERS THAT DOOR, I WILL KILL YOU!" Ah, good ol' Makayla.

Unfortunately, her threat didn't work. A few seconds later, a boy about a year younger and a couple inches shorter than me, answered the door. It was kind of hard to believe that he was her little brother. They looked nothing alike.

Whereas Makayla had black hair, this boy had blonde. He had green eyes, Makayla had dark blue. Makayla had soft features, this boy had sharp features. Nothing.

"You're Andy?" He questioned, raising an eyebrow.

"Yeah. And you must be Carter. Makayla's told me a lot about you." I stuck my hand out, waiting for him to shake it. He just stared at it, until I finally dropped my hand.

He eyed me up and down, taking in my black hair, lip ring, black V-neck, and so forth. Makayla appeared a couple of seconds later, looking as beautiful as ever.

"Move," she exclaimed, pushing Carter out of the way, "Hey, Andy! Come on in." I followed in after her. She led me into the kitchen, where her mom was setting the table.

"Hey, Mom. Andy's here." Makayla had told me not to cover any of my tattoos, so her mom could just learn to accept, but, out of instinct, I kept my hands by my side until she turned around.

"Hi, Andy. I'm Kate. It's nice to meet you." She stuck her hand out, much like I had done with Carter. I shook her hand, hesitantly, hoping that she wouldn't notice the tattoo of Batman on my forearm. Thankfully, she didn't.

"It's nice to meet you, too. It smells good." I looked at the table, which was set with a variety of foods.

"Thanks. Have you met the rest of the family?"

"No, ma'am, just Carter."

"Oh. Well, the rest of them should be in here soon." As if on cue, what I assume was, the rest of the family walked through the door. The step-dad, two sisters, and step-brother.

"Hey, guys. This is Andy. Andy, this is Lizzy, Wendy, Zack, and Gabe." She said, pointing to the little sis, the big sis, the step-bro, and the step-dad.

"Hi, it's nice to meet you." I said, shyly. After that, we just stood there in awkward silence.

"Well, let's eat!" Zack yelled, rather loudly. We all sat down and started filling our plates. We ate for a couple of minutes, none of us trying to make conversation.

"How old are you?" Wendy asked.

"Nineteen." I replied, immediately.

"Where are you from?" Zack asked.

"Cincinatti."

"How did you and Makayla meet?" Carter.

"We met at a coffee shop in Nashville. She was walking by and she accidently spilled coffee on me." I smiled at the memory, succeeding in making her blush. We both picked up our drinks and started sipping.

"Are you really the awesomest guy in the world?" Lizzy asked. Makayla did a spit-take off to the side while I was trying to swallow my drink without laughing.

"What?" Makayla coughed out.

"Is Andy really the awesomest guy in the world? That's was you said." She repeated. The rest of her family burst out laughing.

"Why did you ask that?" Makayla asked, still coughing.

"Because you told one of your friends that." She stated matter-of-factly, getting impatient. I glanced over at Makayla who was blushing.

"I guess to some people I would be, but it's a matter of opinion." She nodded in agreement. I wiped my mouth and continued eating. We finished up our food, and started clearing the table and then sat back down

"So, Andy... Do you have a job?" Gabe asked.

"Yes. I'm a singer." I said, hesitantly.

"As in, you get paid to sing? Are you in a band?" Wendy asked.

"Yeah. Black Veil Brides." Makayla nodded proudly.

"Are you guys famous?" Kate asked, ignoring the name.

"Yes, ma'am. We're going to release our second album soon." They nodded.

"Can you sing a song of yours?" Lizzy asked.

"I don't kno-" I was cut off by Makayla.

"Of course he can. Hold on, let me go get my guitar." She left and returned a little while later, carrying her guitar.

"Sing Mortician's Daughter." She handed me the guitar as her family raised their eyebrows at the name. But, I got why she wanted me to sing this song. Not only is it our song, but it doesn't have any screaming and it has safe words.

I started playing, looking at Makayla.

I open my lungs dear,
I sing this song at funerals... No rush.
These lyrics heard a thousand times, just plush.
A baby boy you've held so tightly, this pain it visits almost nightly.
Missing hotel beds I feel your touch.

I will wait dear,
A patient of eternity, my crush.
A universal still, No rust.
No dust will ever grow in this frame,
One million years I will say your name.
I love you more than I can ever scream.

We booked our flight those years ago,
I said I love you as I left you.
Regrets still haunt my hollow head,
But I promised you I will see you again, again.

I sit here and smile dear,
I smile because I think of you and blush.
These bleeding hollow dials... This fuss.
A fuss is made of miles and travels when roadways are but stones and gravel.
A bleeding heart and conquer every crutch.

We booked our flight those years ago,
You said you loved me as you left me.
Regrets still haunt your saddened head but I promised you I will see you.
We booked our flight those years ago,
I said I loved you and I left you.
Regrets no longer in my head,
I promised you and now I'm home again, again, again, again, again.

I'm home again

Throughout the whole thing, I was staring at Makayla. Her family was watching me intently as I finished up the song. She smiled at the song.

"So... What did you think?" I asked, nervously.

"Did you write that yourself?" Wendy inquired in astonishment.

"Yeah, I did."

"It was great. You're really talented." Kate said, also amazed. I smiled, knowing that this was a pretty good start.

"That's not the only thing that he's good at. I looked him up earlier, after overhearing a conversation that she had with one of her friends. Check this out." Zack put a laptop on the now table and pulled something up.

It was the music video for Knives and Pens.

"This is Black Veil Brides, singing one of their other songs." He pressed play and the familiar voices started playing.

I began to hit my forhead with my palm. Makayla grabbed my other hand. The music video passed without emotion from her family, while I was just praying that he wouldn't play Perfect Weapon. My prayers weren't answered.

"And this is also Black Veil Brides." He pulled the music video up and pressed play.

By then, I had started to bang my head on the kitchen wall. Makayla joined me.

GO!
Awake at night you focus,
On everyone whose hurt you,
And write a list of targets,
Your violent lack of virtue.
Leave us alone!
You're on your own!
Go!
We are breathing,
While you're sleeping, go, (GO! )
And leave us alone,
The lines cheated,
Our hearts beating, go, (GO! )
And now you're on your own.
Here's to your perfect weapon,
Crack bones with blind aggression,
Like birds whose wings are broken,
You live without direction.
Leave us alone!
You're on your own!
We are breathing,
While your sleeping, go, (GO! )
And leave us alone,
The lines cheated,
Our heart's beating, go, (GO! )
And now you're on your own.
GO!
GO!
GO!
GO!
And now you're on your own!
GO!
GO!
And leave us alone!
We are breathing,
While your sleeping, go, (GO! )
And leave us alone,
The lines cheated,
Our heart's beating, go, (GO! )
And now you're on your own

They were a little freaked out with the music video. How I know, you may ask? They turned around with their mouths hanging open.

"Did you write those, too?" Gabe asked.

"Not by myself." I mumbled.

"Ah. Well, do they have meaning? Most songs like those do." Kate stated.

"Yes. Knives and Pens is about what kind of outlet you have when you're made fun of or ridiculed. Like, you could either use violence, knives, or you could do something creative, pens. And, Perfect Weapon is about people being made fun of for how they look. Telling the people who hurt them to leave them alone." I explained as best I could.

"Oh. Did anything like that ever happen to you?" Lizzy asked.

"Yeah. When I was younger, people would chase me down the halls or throw stuff at me, calling me cutter or emo. I always wrote when something like that would happen." I recalled.

"It's happened to Makayla, too. Her outlet was always writing. Well, as much as that video freaked me out... I can tell that you two make each other happy, and I couldn't thing of anyone better to be her boyfriend." Kate said with a sad/happy look on her face.

Carter and Zack looked disappointed, Gabe looked happy, Wendy was smiling, and Lizzy was screaming, "KISS, KISS, KISS!" Eventually, the others took up the chant.

Finally, we shrugged, leaned in, and kissed.

"Hey, hey, hey! What's up, peoples?" We heard from the living room. Just then, one of Makayla's best friends, Fang, walked in through the living room, Jinxx trailing behind her. They saw us and stopped in their tracks.

"Ooooh... Andy, were you meeting Makayla's family?"

"Yeah, I was!"

A/N: Hey! I hope you liked it! I kind of have a crush on Andy Six, so I just had to do something like this for him. Well, PEACE!