There was was and rumors of war, Morgoth and Ungoliant stole the silmarils and there is darkness upon the land.

In that final hour Legolas, Gimli and Sexy Elven Princess fall through the time portal.

Legolas has not aged a day coz CGI.

Faenor starts screaming like a bitch but legolas slaps some sense into him. All elves laugh heartily.

"I am lame please kill me." Gimli says, all elves laugh heartily.

There is no tme tobe lost Legos says and kills ungoliant with his special arrows of death!

"That still only counts as one, I am lame kill me please." Gimli says.

Faenor whimpers like a bitch but Legolas slaps him again, all elves laugh heartily.

"Please spare my life" Morgoth cries. But legolas kills him and all elves laugh.

"That counts as one" gimli says patheticaly and other people kick him in the ass and he dies.

Than legolas surfs on ungoliants corpse and fucks the sexy elf princess.

Legolas is avarded by gods and becomes god.

Than some sad music plaus and there is long goodbye until the prequel comes