Sebastion Smythe loved his life.

Facing facts, what was there to hate? Sure, he was gay, but he had enough of a heteosexual persona that he could get any girl he wanted, which was none, but still. Other than that, he was a straight A student, a gifted, triple threat performer, and he was an inpressive lacrosse player. In other words, he was a shoo-in for a scholership to any school he pointed at. He also, somehow, maintained an active social life, which was included, but not limited to, going to Scandals on a weekly basis, going to Cleveland for concerts, and going on roadtrips with the Warblers on long weekends. He could go on and on about what he had, but Sebastian almost never admitted to anybody that what he didn't have was the thing he needed the most.

Blaine Anderson.

Yes, he was short, preppy, and gayer than a dolpin wearing a fedora, but he was also so damn adorable. Sebastian defied anyone, boy or girl, any sexuality, to spend five minutes with Blaine and not be head over heels. And now that the stupid hobbit was at Mckinley, in the Glee Club, dating the Malcolm X of all homosexuals, no less, there was a next to nothing chance that Sebastion would ever get Blaine. If you asked Sebastian Smythe right now who he loved, he would probably say Zac Efron. But the truth was that very question made the image of Blaine Anderson delve into his thoughts and dance beneath his eyelids like stars. Pretty, adorable, gay stars.

Part of him really hated Blaine. You must think he's really bipolar right now, but he's not. His crush came from the same nature as some teenage girls infactuation with celebrities: They hated them for being perfect, but loved them for the feelings that the perfection provoked. Sebastian had never been prone to making romantic commitments, but with Blaine, he would walk across fire.

Oh, and another thing: Blaine kind of sort of thught Sebastian was a grade A douche. That might have been caused by a certain slushie incident where he almost blinded him, or maybe it was concreted by his contribution to the attempt of a friend's suicide, or maybe it was because he almost broke up Blaine's relationship. Who knows.

But despite everything, despite every hardship and every setback, Sebastian would be damned if he didn't make Blaine his. It would happen. Somehow.

Even if it ended up happening in the weirdest of ways possible.


REVIEW FOR MORE/COMMENTS! They make me happy. Written for my lovely friend Kayla, who is more sebs-like than the man himself. Love you, girlie. 3