Hey guys! It's me… I know I haven't been updating for a while, I was busy with school (Homework, Tests, Studying) so I didn't have time to write and even if I did, I lost inspiration so I will be discontinuing "Pokemon Heartless-Gold" and for "Steve's Adventure" I'll do the same. I'm going to stick with Kid Icarus for the meanwhile. Anyways, here's my newest story! Pit's Holidays! Take it away Pit!
Pit: TheIcarusWriter234 does not own the Kid Icarus franchise nor its characters.
Valentines Day,
I was sleeping in my warm and soft bed, my blanket like a sheet of clouds, the warmth traveled throughout my body. I was dreaming the same thing as usual, that I could fly. That my stupid wings worked and that I could soar through the sky by myself. Without help from Palutena or Viridi. Today was supposed to be my day off, ever since I killed Hades things has been peaceful around here.
"Pit, wake up." Palutena's voice chimes into my dreams. I opened my eyes lazily, barely showing the blue of my irises. I groaned and snuggled against the white blanket.
"Five more minutes…" I had to stay up late last night on patrol, not to mention training the Centurions for hours on end.
"Viridi… It's your turn." All I heard was a small giggle from Palutena and what happened next blew out my eardrums.
"GET UP PIT! BEFORE I MAKE YOU GET UP OFF OF YOUR LAZY ASS!" Viridi's voice echoed through the temple and that could only mean one thing, she was in the temple. I yawned and stretched my arms out, I quickly changed into my "uniform" and brushed my teeth. After flossing and using mouthwash, I went to the dining room for breakfast.
"Good Morning Pit."
"Hey there Pit, hope I didn't make you go deaf." I stared at Viridi blankly, she really did make go somewhat deaf. All I could hear was the muffled sounds of their voices. I rubbed my eyes and sat down at the table.
"Hey Pit… Do you know what day today is?" Palutena was making pancakes and Viridi was sitting there with a smirk on her face.
"What?" I turned my head over to Palutena, I could barely hear anything. Viridi clapped her hands together next to my head and I didn't flinch.
"Wow, I really did make him go deaf." Palutena put the pancakes on three different plates and handed each of us a plate.
"Maybe you should sign up for that anger management class I recommended to you earlier." All I could see was their mouths moving… I ate the pancakes and cleaned up without asking, considering that I can't hear their responses.
"Well… Going back to my question earlier, today's Valentines Day and we need someone to be Cupid. Someone with wings." Not knowing what I had just agreed to, I just said, "Sure thing!" My hearing was slowly coming back now, and the first thing I heard was:
"Great, it's settled. Pit will be Cupid for the day." I froze in my tracks and dropped a plate… Did I just agree to be Cupid? I turned around slowly, Viridi was holding a diaper and Palutena with an Angel Bow. Both of them with a smirk on their faces.
"No way! I was deaf, I didn't know what you asked."
"But you said yes, so you'll be Cupid." Viridi chimed in,
"Please Pit? You are the only one who can be Cupid!"
"What about Pittoo?" The two goddesses looked at me like I was crazy. A black-winged angel with a temper being put in a diaper and gets to shoot arrows at everybody for a day? I really need to get more sleep.
"Okay, maybe not Pittoo but why do you need a Cupid?" Palutena sighed,
"Pit, today is a day of love. Your job is to shoot these arrows of love at the Centurions so that they can find happiness and find someone to love."
"What Palutena is basically saying. You make them fall in love with each other so they can have babies and grow her army." Palutena shot Viridi in the head with a Palutena Bow.
"Don't worry about Viridi, she's a goddess so she'll heal from the wound quickly. But please Pit? The Centurions are getting lonely and they aren't that good at socializing..." I tried to argue but so for my argument led to a Viridi "dead" on the floor and Palutena doing a puppy-dog face. I sighed and snatched the two items from their hands.
"Fine, I'll be Cupid." I stormed into my room and changed into this "outfit". I came out only wearing a VERY secure diaper (Sorry fangirls) and the bow on my back. Viridi whistled and Palutena laughed.
I was wearing only a diaper and my hair was still the same. I removed my crown as well, with Palutena saying that without the crown I look more like Cupid. My chest was revealed and showed off my small muscles, it also showed off my rather skinny limbs and to top it off… I had no hair anywhere but on my head.
"This is really embarrassing… Can I please get something else to wear? At least a toga or something?" Both shook their heads and opened the window,
"Now fly diaper boy!" Viridi shouted as she pushed me out of the window, now all of Skyworld could see me. Two Centurions flew back and laughed.
"Nice outfit Captain!" I gave a quick scowl and returned to my smile. "Well, looks like they won't get laid anytime soon. So who should be my first target…" I gave up on deciding and decided to shoot everyone I see. While singing a song.
"Skyworld's bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down! Skyworld bridge is falling down, my fair goddess!" The reason I'm singing this? Well I missed a Centurion and hit the support beam of the bridge, now it's falling down onto the surface… Oh well. I was done and returned to the temple. I snuck into my room spy style. I reached the temple's doors and climbed into the air ducts, made my way to above the dining table, and crawled out landing on the table.
"Palutena! Viridi! I'm done!" I got no response, instead I found a box of chocolates on the counter. I looked at the clock, I wasn't even gone for an hour. I walked over to the box and it said, "To Pit, From Viridi" on it. I opened the box and found a picture of me in a diaper from earlier today and a note.
"Dear Pit,
If you are reading this, you either finished
or gave up early. Palutena and I really
appreciate you for always being a good
angel. I know it might of been hell, but
hey, you killed the Lord of the Underworld!
So this wasn't so bad after all!
Love, Viridi
(P.S. Look behind you)"
I finished reading the note and turned around, I saw Viridi and Palutena behind me with Palutena sitting at the table. Viridi gave me a quick kiss on the lips and then grabbed my nose violently.
"Mention this to anyone other than the 3 of us and you are dead." I saluted her and she let go, allowing me to breath again. I smiled and ate threw a piece of chocolate to each of them,
"Cheers." I held up my piece and ate it whole. I love sweets, but sweets from goddesses are always the best.
"Also Pit, you're going to have to help rebuild that bridge you destroyed." Palutena said calmly.
So, what do you think? Pit is going to be the main character of course with Palutena being a motherly like figure and Viridi being a love interest (A small one, the main focus is how Pit spend the holidays). Please review and tell me what holiday you want to do next! (Try to make it one that people in the U.S. celebrate.)
