Bruce is a sweetcorn monstrosity man;
Ten-car tall anger and roars 'cos he can;
Sometimes a scientist when he's still calm…
But poke him just slightly? He'll tear off your arm.
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Clint is an archer and prickly as hell;
He'd beat the shit out of William Tell;
Apples? Screw apples: that man could shoot dust;
But don't mention Loki: you'll shortly combust.
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Nataliasha keeps changing her name;
She'll beat your ass at your own bloody game;
Tougher than nails and drinks like a dude;
She could slay dragons unarmed and stark nude.
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Stark is a hero and suited in style;
Don't talk credentials: it might take a while;
Runs the whole city on nothing but class.
Rubbish at poetry? Rubbish my ass!
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Steve; he's the good guy. The really good guy;
Rescue a cat in the blink of an eye;
Even if Satan were stuck in a tree,
Captain would save him, then serve him hot tea.
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Thor is the last of the team and a god;
Brother of cat-man and still slightly odd;
Practically welded to meu-meu the hammer…
Might make more sense if the cause had been gamma.
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One-eyed Godzilla has dibs on the group,
Everything S.H.I.E.L.D. and we're out of the loop,
Coulson is dead but he still comes to visit,
And that's everybody accounted.
Or is it?
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Btw. gonna blow the city up again Wednesday. Be sure to bring popcorn and explosives! XD
-Love Loki
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P.S. If Barton skips out again, I'll reincarnate and kill his mother.
