One day, Ness and Lucas were walking, and they saw Krusty Burger.
"Who would eat there?" said Ness.
"Don't know." answered Lucas.
"Let's check it out."
So they walked into Krusty Burger, and soon after they were attacked by Krusty the Clown. He took them down, and tried to shove Krusty Burgers down their throats.
"Eat your Krusty Bugers!" he shouted, holding a disgusting looking sandwich.
As he almost got the burger to Ness' mouth, he yelled, "Help me, Lucas!"
Lucas stood there, not knowing what to do. Krusty evilly laughed. Lucas was very scared, so he ran into the entrance door, in which he got KO'd.
"Noooo!" shouted Ness as Krusty shoved a Krusty burger down his little throat.
All of a sudden, Ness was chewing, trying not to throw up of grease overload. Captain Falcon came bursting through the door.
"Falcon...lunch." he said.
Krusty came after him with a Krusty Burger. As Captain Falcon was pinned on the ground, he yells, "Show me ya moves!"
Krusty did his creepy laugh. Right before Krusty got into his mouth, Captain Falcon yelled, "FALCON....PUNCH!" sending Krusty flying.
Ness was KO'd on the ground from grease overload. Lucas was still KO'd next to him from running into a door.
As Captain Falcon got back onto his feet, finishing his disgusting little grease burger, he yelled, "YES!".
Then he groaned. "Falcon....stomachache...." Everyone in the restaurant was speechless.
He ran into the bathroom, yelling, "Falcon....PUKE!"
Everyone left, except poor Lucas and Ness, because they were KO'd.
After Captain Falcon came out, he shouted, "Falcon...never eat again."
Lucas and Ness remained KO'd for 2 days, still in shock of grease overload. And doors.
