It starts off as what would happen if Jack Sparrow discovered my TV, but then goes onto the realms of randomness. Read with caution. I also do NOT own PotC 1 or 2, or any of the characters, as much as I wish.

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Somehow, Jack Sparrow suddenly found himself in my living room. Unsurprisingly, he had rum. Surprisingly, he also had a slice of cheese.

He was staring at a strange black box. It had a button, and, being Jack, he pressed it.

Suddenly, a huge picture of Elmo came on and he cowered in fear. What was this creation? He had dropped his rum and his cheese, and the cheese was so scared that it vanished in a puff of milk. The rum being so drunk to notice smashed and was lost forever.

Well, seeing that this weird thing had destroyed his beloved rum and his cheese, he picked it up and started to repeatedly smash it on the floor. The pictures started to flicker and kept changing, until he found a picture of himself. He stared at it, and thought that this must be an intelligent thing because it was showing the miracle that he was.

So he sat down and started to watch Pirates of the Caribbean 2 when I came down from my room, only to glomp him. Because that is my ambition, to glomp Jack Sparrow.

Unsurprisingly he went crazy and threatened to stab me with his sword.

"Well I will poke you with my TV" I said.

"What is this TV you speak of?" he said.

"That black thing you were watching" I replied.

Then Will and Liz and everyone else suddenly appeared, then we had a party about Jack's awesomeness. Jack ended up pinned to the wall with a sword to his neck by Will, as he had been hinting heavily to Elizabeth that they should "get it on" as he put it, Elizabeth was in a corner rocking backwards and forwards as she had never had this much to drink and really wanted Will to stop trying to kill Jack, and everyone else ended on the floor and several died of alchohol poisoning. Jack finally got free of Will, threw him out the window and carried Elizabeth off into the night.

The End.

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