This was inspired by my guy friend who told me to do this if guys ever looked at your boobs lol. Take the advice!

I finally made a fanfic of my fav non-canon couple SQUEAL! They're now officially my fav KND couple!

*I do not own Codename: Kids Next Door*


Patton was walking down the Moon Base, until he saw those red fiery locks. The owner of them turned around to face him, her face with fury.

She always had some excuse to yell at his face, no matter how stupid it was. So he yelled back, making the situation even more worse than it already was.

But then as Fanny was yelling, he couldn't help but slowly look down, down at her boobs. He knew he shouldn't have but his eyes were so tempted, he just had to.

Fanny took notice that his onyx eyes were no longer staring at hers, though lower then they were supposed to be. Wow, all guys really had to be like that.

She was going to yell at him saying 'my eyes were up here ya asshole' until she thought of a better idea. She crossed her arms in front of her chest and began squinting down to his area. Patton's eyes lifted to hers, noticing where she was looking now.

"Why are you squinting down there?" Patton asked.

"Because you have a small party down there." Fanny said with a smirk.

"I am not tiny!" Patton yelled.

"They're practically raisins!" Fanny said whilst chuckling.

"They're not! You just wanted to check it." Patton said.

"Not as much as you wanted to stare at my boobs." Fanny said.

Patton began blushing crazily, that was until Fanny went up to him and kicked him in the nuts.

"OW!" Patton screeched whilst falling to the ground.

"Next time don't look down there ya arse, so then I won't hurt your raisins!" Fanny snapped.

And with that Fanny left a helpless Patton lying on the floor in pain.

THE END!


This was so random, hope you enjoyed and pls review!