1. Do not make eye contact with Kanda or else!
2. Stay away from my Allen or I will kill you.
3. Never ever take Allen's food away from him.
4. Don't play strip poker with Allen.
5. Don't talk about Eliade around Krory.
6. Do not try to hurt Lenalee because Komui will get Komlin after you!
7. Make sure you lock your door before you go to sleep so the rabbit won't rape you.
8. Try to stay far away from the Earl because he is pedo!
9. Don't steal Mugen from Kanda.
10. Don't steal Kanda's soba noodles.
11. Don't get involve with Komlin.
12. If Skinn ask for something sweet, you better give him something sweet!
13. Don't go near General Cross when he's drunk.
14. Don't call allen Moyashi/bean sprout/shortstack.
15. Don't play with Kanda's ponytail.
16. Don't call bookman panda.
17. Do not tell Jasdero and David that the number 5 is ugly!
18. Never do Rhode's homework! THERE IS MATH INVOLVED!
19. Do not tell Kanda that he looks like a girl!
20. Do not ask Allen about his past with Cross.
