The Disastrous Gathering

The warrior cats were in the gathering waiting for Greypaw, Firepaw and Bluestar to arrive then suddenly three cats ran at full speed and circled all the other cats shouting "HAHAHAHAHAHA! SUGAR MICE ARE EVERYWHERE!" Then without warning Greypaw jumped on an extremely fluffy river clan cat shouting "YAY! CANDYFLOSS!" and began to eat the warriors fur. Meanwhile Firepaw was fighting Longtail yelling "AHHHH! AN EVIL MUSHROOM! IT'S TRYING TO EAT ME!" Bluestar walked up to the highrock sensibly and sat next to the other three leaders.

"Lets begin now" announced Tallstar, "Shadowclan queens and kits have been spotted in Windclan land rehearsing for kittens got talent and their awful yowling is scaring away our prey"

"YEAH AND WE NEED CATNIP!" replied Bluestar

"Bluestar? Have you been eating all the catnip again?" Crookedstar asked curiously.

"OF COURSE I HAVE!" Bluestar replied "BUT GREYPAW AND FIREPAW HAD SOME TOO"

Greypaw jumped of the warrior who now had short fur and cried out "GIMME CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEESE!" whilst the Riverclan warrior screamed then snarled "AHHHHHHHHH! MY FUR ITS GONE IM FREEZING, IM GOING TO…"

Raising his voice Brokenstar spoke above the shouting and said "Now stop it otherwise your hyper ness will cost you"

"I NEVER LIKED YOU BROKENCAR!" yowled Bluestar and she wobbled uneasily. "What is a car?" asked Oakheart.

"A VAUXHALL IS THE BEST CAR EVER!" Greypaw answered.

"NO! NISAN IS BETTER!" Darkstripe replied.

"VAUXHALL!"

"NISAN!"

"VAUXHALL!"

"NISAN!"

"CHOCOLATE!" shouted Firepaw and he pounced on Brokenstar and began to eat his ear. Suddenly every cat pounced on Brokenstar except Tallstar who ran away shouting "THUNDERCLAN IS EVIL! RUN AWAY".

Then Shadowclan ran away shouting "HELP! OUR LEADER IS INJURED!"

Tallstar then began to sing.

"Anything you can do I can do better, I can do anything greater than you!"

"No you can't!" sang Bluestar

"Yes I can!"

"No you can't"

Bluestar attacked Tallstar snarling "yes I can!"

As soon as they returned to Thunderclan camp Bluestar ran up highrock and shouted to everyone "HEY GUESS WHAT!" she paused then continued "WE TRIED TO EAT BROKENCAR AND A RIVER CLAN CAT!" and from that day forth they were at war with Riverclan, Shadowclan and Windclan.