Binas: Time for Naruto to have some fun with some very interesting Jutsus. These are one shots. Some short, some long. I don't have an updating schedule, so you might not have frequent updates.


"PERVY-SAGE! I GOT SOMETHING TO SHOW YOU!"

"Stop calling me that you brat!", Jiraiya shouted and Gibbs Slapped Naruto.

Naruto pouted.

"No you skirt chaser.", Naruto said, "Besides this is an awesome style I invented!"

"Let me guess. It's one that will get you killed.", Jiraiya guessed.

"Hey! You almost got killed yesterday peeping in the bath house!", Naruto yelled.

"Just show me...", Jiraiya said reluctantly.

"Harem Jutsu!", Naruto shouted and Jiraiya was instantly surrounded by three naked pig-tailed blondes.

Jiraiya started giving a creepy perverted giggle.

"TRANSFORM!", The naked ladies shouted and turned into clothed female sumo wrestlers.

Jiraiya's jaw dropped and screamed.

"NARUTO!"

Jiraiya stormed off.

"Pervy-Sage...", One duplicate said.

Jiraiya turned around.

"What?", Jiraiya said looking miserable.

"TRANSFORM!"

The female sumo wrestlers then turned into diaper wearing baby boys. Soon they let it rip and cried.

"Oh no you don't! I'm not changing you!", Jiraiya shouted.

One baby started to take off his diaper with a mischievous smirk.

"You wouldn't do that to the Magnificent Toad Sage...", Jiraiya said.


Five minutes later...

"I can't believe you made me do this, Naruto!", Jiraiya said, "You give yourself way too much credit to invent this kind of Jutsu!"

Jiraiya standing there covered in urine in front of a laughing Naruto who had finally released the Baby Jutsu.

"Come on! It was hilarious! You should have seen the look on your face Pervy-Sage!", Naruto said through his laughter.

"I hoped I never had to use this Jutsu that Kakashi told me about, but it looks like I have no choice... Secret Hidden Leaf Village Jutsu!", Jiraiya said and formed a hand sign and shoved it up Naruto's backside causing Naruto to go into pain in that area.

"Not this again...", Naruto muttered.

"One Thousand Years of Death!", Jiraiya finished and Naruto was launched out the window, "Now to go make sure he didn't land in something he shouldn't."