It was a regular Monday for the gang, they were eating chinese food and enjoying the evening.
'Did you know that The Romans invaded England in 43 AD, establishing Londinium, which became London, but had Colchester as the capital of England. London became the capital of England in 100 AD.
'So hey my sister is moving to Pasadena'
'Howard I was speaking'
'Yeah right..So ou have a sister dude? Is she hot?'
'Yes I do Raj.. Her name is Candy and she lived in Hawaii, but she was invited to work at CalTech and joining us tomorrow'
'CalTech? What does you sister do Howard?' said Penny surprised
'She is a Geologist, she..'
'NO!Not a dirt person!'
'Calm down Sheldon, why do you hate geologists that much?'
'They are mere diggers that take the university's funds from important departments such as physics to waste on dirt, there for they are not scientists, they are dirt people'
'Com'on sheldon it's not a great deal'
'It's NOT a great deal? listen to yourself Penny! Looks like being an engineer isn't such a bad deal after all'
'Is she hot dude?'
'Raj, I know you had a drink but i didn't bump the uglies with your sister so you won't get lucky with mine.'
'Fine'
'How you two can talk about coitus when there is such a tragedy happening makes me weep for mankind'
The next day aproached and all 4 friends went to the Cheesecake Factory where Howard's sister would be meeting them
'I still don't think this is a good idea'
'shut up Sheldon! We are just meeting my sister! Does it matter that much that she is a "dirt person"' Howard used his fingers as quotation marks to state his point
'We're just meeting your.. just meeting, dear lord you must be using sarcasm in some way! There isn't any 'just' in this situation. As if it wouldn't be enough having to waste my time meeting a dirt person I still have to spend time with her because she is your sister and she will join us on our daily activities!'
' Yeah right.. shut up she is coming, hey Candy! Over here!
they see a gorgeous long and wavy haired brunette, about 5'9, slim but with curves in the right places waving back and coming in their direction.
'Hey Howie'
'Hey, guys this is Candy, Candy these are Raj, Leonard and Sheldon'
'Hello guys' She got a 'hey' from Leonard and nothing more, finding this strange she sat unconfortably
'Don't worry Candy Raj can't speak to atractive women and Sheldon is.. well... crazy'
'I'm not crazy my mother got me tested'
'Well, you must act crazy, because if you didn't she wouldn't test you Cutie'
Everyone stared asking themselves if they heared that right.
'If you were sain you wouldn't be a dirt person so you don't get to judge my genius. Also, don't call me cutie.'
'Dirt Person?'
'Yeah, about that he has a thing about geologists' said howard with cautious
'what thing?'
'he doesn't like them and think they are just dirt people who don't do anything valueabe for the scientific comunity. Don't worry he thinks the same about engineers'
'actually that is an understatement, they..'
'So whatdo you do anyway to mess with my profission?'
'The interruption was rude but nevertheless I'm a theoretical physicist' Sheldon said this with pride in his voice.
'haha, so you are moking geologists when you are just a physycis? you are funny'
'Just a physicist? you must have some cognitive problem, it's the only explication i can find'
The three guys just stared afraid.
'yes because it is better to work in a field that stagnated years ago than being a geologist'
'Snap' said Howard
'Physics is not a stagnated field!'
'yes it is but if you want we can agree to disagree'
'Why would I?'
'because she is winning'
'Shut up Howard no she isn't!' Sheldon's voice was becoming whiny
'Whatever'
'come on quit it, i don't want to keep arguing'
'Fine, you are obviously more reasonable than your brother'
'Yes I am.'
When Penny came to get their orders she stared at Howard's sister with surprise
'Wait you are Howard's sister?'
'YesI am, I'm Candy by the way'
'Oh I'm Penny, you guys don't look alike'
'Can I hear an halleluiah'
'Thank you very much sis'
'You are so welcome'
'You sister is funny' said Penny in amusement'
The night continued, after they ate in the cheesecake factory they decided to go:
'Well, I think I'll call it a night, I still have to finish unpacking'
'Do you want me to go help you?'
'I'd rather have Sheldon helping me if you know what I mean'
And that was the moment they realised she was really Howard's sister.
'It's no wonder you would prefer my organisational skills'
Everyone stared at him
'There is the oblivious Sheldon we all know' said Howard
'Okaaay, I think I'll go now, bye everyone'
'Bye' the all said except for Shedon that said 'Goodbye'
After she was gone everyone stared at Shedon
'What?Do I have something on my face?'
