Author's Note: Hello! This is my second ever story! (10th SasuNaru idea overall) but... well yeah! I know I should update A Simple Change but I've sort of lost interest in that story... to be honest I don't even have a story line written out for it!? I just had the idea for it and wrote a few chapters hoping I'd get ideas along the way, which didn't really happen so I'm sorry! But if I get any ideas at all I'll make sure to update!
Pairings: SasuNaru (duh.) This means Yaoi. That means boyxboy goodness ;) That means don't like... Don't read :P I guess there about 16 in this story...?
Warnings: Some swearing and some rambling about poop... yea... I'm not a good person.
Disclaimer: I don't own diddly squat. I do not own the right to any of the songs mentioned or used throughout this Fan fiction. I do not gain any money or profit from promoting these songs, I just think they are suited to fit into the story line and that you should listen to them anyways :) DEAL WITH IT!1one!
**IMPORTANT- PLEASE READ!**
PLEASE NOTE:
"Singing" (Single person)
"Singing" (Both Naruto and Sasuke)
'Thoughts'
"Normal Speech"
ALSO NOTE: (Just in case ^.-)
When there's a paragraph or series of lines like this:
"blah, blah, oh cheeses, blah." Naruto sang awesomely
"I'm such a brooding bastard, blah." Sasuke sang terribly with bad pitch and all
"Oh gosh I'm singing, I'm so great." (Naruto)
"I'm such an amazing person, At least I think I am." (Sasuke)
"I like Milkshakes. Do you like Milkshakes? No? Then go away :P" (Naruto)
"Sasuke-teme is such a teme-ing temeeee~!" (Naruto & Sasuke)
Or something along those lines it means that one is going after the other (as shown in the brackets above) so if I mention Naruto/Sasuke after a certain line is sung and other lines are spoken or sung with no mention of who is singing them that just means the other person who didn't previously sing, has sung. Get it? No? Too bad you'll learn eventually... :)
When Sound Becomes Visual
Chapter 1: Bathroom Stalls Don't Lie
Sasuke had to pee.
He had to pee really, really badly.
'Seriously were the hell are the bathrooms in this place!?'
Sasuke's thoughts screamed as he uncharacteristically ran around the school hallways looking for a bathroom. You'd think he would know where the bathrooms are in his own school but the overflowing of liquid in his bladder was seriously messing with his mind.
The dark-haired teen cursed under his breath after turning down another hallway only to see no bathroom sign, men or women. He didn't care he just needed to go, damn it! He raced around a large turn at the end of the hall, almost tripping over himself in the process, leading into the main hall, he praised whatever gods he knew of hoping he would be blessed with a bathroom sign. Luckily, the God's were looking down on Sasuke that day (in more ways than one) because he spotted both girls and boys bathroom signs halfway down the –in Sasuke's eyes- now most beautiful main hall.
He raced in as quickly as he could, slamming open the dull blue door causing a resounding bang to echo through the bathroom probably scaring the literal crap out of anyone still inside. He let out a shaky breath of relief seeing only one out of twelve stalls was occupied; he rushed into the first stall he touched which was 'conveniently' next to the currently occupied one.
He sighed happily as he let loose into the toilet. Purely out of habit and in his state of complete pleasure being able to release a pent up… 'problem' the usually stoic boy started to lightly sing to himself. He only did it when no one was around but at the moment he really didn't give a damn if someone else was here, the main hall toilets allow anyone from any year to use, most likely it was a junior who was trying to miss a few minutes of class.
Oh how wrong he was.
"I'm at a payphone trying to call home all of my change I spent on you,
where have the times gone baby it's all wrong,
where are the pans we made for two…"
Sasuke took a small intake of breath and continued to slightly sing, still coming out as a melodic mumble as he slowly continued to relieve himself.
"I know it's hard to remember the people we used to be,
it's even harder to picture that you're not here next to me,
They say it's too late to make it but is it too late to try,
and in our time that you wasted all of our bridges burnt down-"
Sasuke continued to quietly sing to himself but slowly dying down and his eyes slowly widened when a confident voice from the next stall over joined in.
"I wasted my nights, you turned out the lights,
now I'm paralysed still stuck in that time,
when we called it love but even the sun sets in paradise…"
Both voices sung in unison, sounding surprisingly good together. Sasuke stopped singing knowing the chorus was coming up and was secretly eager to hear this other voice. He could hear the other boy inhale deeply, preparing to continue singing. Sasuke slightly smirked at this.
"I'm at a payphone trying to call home all of my change I spent on you,
where have the times gone baby it's all wrong where are the plans we made for two,
If happy ever after did exist I would still be holding you like this,
all those fairy tales are full of shit,
one more fucking love song I'll be sick.
Now I'm at a payphone."
Sasuke stood, having finished a while ago but staying still, simply out of curiosity. He was more than shocked to suddenly hear the boy laugh, then suddenly and over enthusiastically yell:
"Man, fuck that shit!"
Sasuke's smirk widened and quickly joined in again. Happy to hear that the other guy was confident enough to sing the explicit version of the song.
"I'll be out spending all this money
While you're sitting round wondering
Why it wasn't you who came up from nothing,
Made it from the bottom
Now when you see me I'm stunning,
And all of my cars start with a push of a button
Telling me the chances I blew up
Or whatever you call it,
Switch the number to my phone
So you never could call it,
Don't need my name on my shirt,
You can tell it I'm ballin'
Swish, what a shame could have got picked
Had a really good game but you missed your last shot
So you talk about who you see at the top
Or what you could have saw but sad to say it's over for.
Phantom pulled up valet open doors
Wiz like go away, got what you was looking for
Now it's me who they want, so you can go and take
That little piece of shit with you."
They both went faster and faster towards the end trying to race each other but ended at the same time anyways. The both panted for air while the guy in the stall over started to laugh and Sasuke gave a small grunt in acceptance.
Naruto's POV:
~10 minutes earlier~
"Ah, I'm just going to sit on the good ol' crapper." Naruto stated while calmly waltzing into the main bathroom and taking a seat on the semi-clean white toilet. "I'm gotta poop... In the toilet... because I need to take a dump."(1) he mused to himself still not feeling stupid for rambling on about poop (A/N: I sure do.)
"Maybe If I- AH! HOLY CRAP!" He shouted after hearing the bathroom door suddenly slam open. He put his hand over his heart and tried to regain his composure. he was a second away from giving the unsuspecting asshole a piece of his mind for literally scaring the rest of his crap from his body but suddenly stopped after hearing the guy start to quietly sing. 'He's good. Wait, I LOVE this song!'
Thus, Naruto joined in and as little as they knew about the other half of their duet, they also knew little of the future they would share in becoming stars...
Sasuke was starting to panic, he hadn't meant for this little bathroom stall incident get to this point. What if the guy started asking him questions? The most well-known guy in school (he refused to call himself 'popular') could play instruments let alone sing? They would probably ridicule him for having a personality. He was supposed to be ultimate stoic genius not super-secret-hippy-musician.
With that thought in mind, he high tailed it out of the bathroom, quickly running his hands under some water before making a dash for his current class. He briefly heard the guy yell something but didn't quite catch what he said or what he sounded like. Once he was safety sat in his class he calmed down and made sure to put the whole incident behind him.
~Some time later~
Naruto sat in his last class of the day with a childish pout on his face.
"What's with that look?" Kiba spoke in his curious tone raising an eyebrow and taking a seat next to the usually energetic blonde.
"You wouldn't believe me if I told you." Naruto spoke blandly still with a big pout on his tanned face.
"Try me." Kiba said looking toward the front of the room but still listening intently.
"So I met a guy, in the bathroom and we kinda... Well it's hard to explain... I was taking a dump and he kinda just intruded suddenly and- well it felt great doing that with someone else but I dunno... Like I said it's hard to explain..." he smiled innocently and scratched the back of his head and turned to Kiba for assistance but found the usually dog-lover with a beyond shocked expression on his face, eyes wide and his jaw dropped onto the floor of their classroom.
Naruto started to fidget worrying that he said something wrong and scratched his head more "Was it wrong?" In Naruto's head, he thought he was making complete sense... he also thought he explained the situation well enough to not be misread.
"uh, I mean I guess not... Jeez, Naruto. Um, I- You- Do you at least know his name or something? You know, just on case he had something, were you safe about it? Wait- Did you lose your- I thought you were a- in a bathroom stall!? I never took you for that kind if person Naruto..." The brunette spoke loud and clear before turning his ramblings into a deep mumble as he chewed his thumb nail and looked at the floor intently as if deep in thought.
"Kiba..." Naruto started as he got the attention of the boy after some rough shaking he continued "What the actual fuck are you talking about?" He stated, confused.
Kiba took his time to look from the floor to Naruto right in his eyes and with the straightest face Naruto had ever seen Kiba pull he finally spoke "You had sex with some random guy in a bathroom stall and lost your virginity to him." He stated like he was telling tomorrows weather.
Naruto simply blinked.
and blinked again.
aaannnndd once more.
The ultimate bluntness of Kiba's statement had yet to sink in.
"YOU THOUGHT I DID WHAT!? WHAT THE FIKA KIBA!?"(2) Naruto screeched just as another student walked in, the blonde jumped out of his seat in shock at Kiba's thoughts. "That's not it at all! Jesus Kiba!" Naruto finished as he let out a sigh and sat back in his seat. He slouched deciding he had enough of Kiba weirdness for the rest of his life he closed his eyes and relaxed-
"Do you ever shut up, dobe?"
-only to snap them open in irritation at the last person he wanted to see.
Sasuke Uchiha.
The bane of Naruto's existence.
The bastard was currently standing next to him with a perfect eyebrow raised and a slight smirk on his face. Damn him!
"Shut up, teme! I can be quiet whenever I want to, unlike you who no one can seem to find the stop-being-such-a-bastard switch!" He yelled a little more defensively then needed.
"Wow, how long did you spend thinking up that one?" Sasuke retorted in a sarcastic tone that grated on Naruto's nerves like nothing else.
"Just shove it asshole. Why are you still here anyways?" Naruto huffed childishly and crossed his arms, sinking into his chair even more. Sasuke hesitatingly took the seat next to the blonde.
"I sit here, idiot. I don't know if you noticed but we all had desk changes last week. Figures someone like you wouldn't notice something so obvious." Sasuke said smugly knowing Naruto would blow up in his face.
"Bastard! I did notice! I just try to ignore all the people that annoy me so that I don't accidentally kick their ass." Naruto noted smugly
"Please, If anyone would kick ass, It sure as hell wouldn't be you." Sasuke stated like it was a fact. Naruto's eye twitched a few times before jumping out of his seat for the second time that afternoon.
"You wanna go, asshole!? Bring it! I could kick your ass into next week! Bring it on teme!" He yelled enthusiastically, he was riled up now. Sasuke being a composed Uchiha didn't even flinch at the loudness of Naruto's voice unlike the rest of the class.
"Naruto-chan, stop trying to rile up Sasuke by calling him cutesy nicknames, he'd only enjoy it and Sasuke stop getting poor little Naru-chan angry will you?" Their 'teacher' Kakashi scolded as Naruto's face that was full of anger a second ago fell and a harsh blush covered his whiskered cheeks.
"C-cutsey nicknames!? There not nicknames!" Naruto defended hotly "Hey! W-what the hell'd you mean by the teme e-enjoying it!? And stop calling me Naru-chan! I'm not a girl!" he screeched in embarrassment about the whole situation. The rest of the class started to snicker while a few Sasuke Fangirls™ glared at Naruto for getting their beloved Sasuke-kun in trouble.
"Are you sure your not a girl, dobe?" Sasuke asked sarcastically with a superior smirk plastered on his face.
"Sasuke." Kakashi tried half-heartedly.
"Shut up ass-wipe! I'm twice the man you are!" Naruto screeched
"Naruto." Kakashi tried again
"Please, I bet you don't even have a-"
"Sasuke! For god sakes as much as I'd love for this conversation to continue because it humors me immensely. I'm trying to teach and I'm sure the rest of the students wouldn't want to hear the end of that sentence." Kakashi tried once more and it seemed to work as Naruto's posture softened and he let out another long breath and Sasuke seemed to clam down too. Not that he was exactly riled up in the first place.
"I would..." A kid in the back called Sai who looked a little like Sasuke with dark hair and pale skin. Slowly raised his hand in anticipation to hear the end of the previous sentence. While the other kids slowly turned to look at the creepy boy with a what the fuck expression.
Kakashi let out a sigh. 'Kids...'
Near the end of Kakashi's lesson Naruto noticed it was about time to tune out and decided to scribble some music notes on paper, he got a nice tune in his head a few days ago and wanted to write it down ever since to try and remember it. He quickly tore off a corner of a page in his English book and starting scribbling down the notes he could remember.
Sasuke heard shuffling and thought it was worthy enough of his time to look over and see why the dobe was making scuffling noises for. No surprise he found the blonde scribbling down music notes. It was no secret that Naruto was a music fanatic. He adored the stuff. Everyone knew it. Sasuke knew Naruto sung and played a bit of acoustic guitar but practically everyone knew how much the blonde loved his music. He loved to create appose to listen but he still had is favourite artists and bands just like the rest of us.
'Urgh! I just can't get these notes to sound right!' Naruto thought angrily while scribbling out another set of notes out in pen (why he didn't use a pencil no one knew) and shoving the back end of the pen in his mouth trying to remember the last two notes of his newest masterpiece! But damn it he couldn't get them right, he tried again but only to scribble them out and shove the pen back in his mouth and lightly slam his fist against the table in frustration. He vaguely heard a scoff next to him and before he could even look at Sasuke he saw the paper being snatched away and the pen being pulled from his mouth, and a quiet "Idiot" being said somewhere in between.
Naruto sat there open mouthed for a few seconds before regaining his composure and yelling a quiet "Hey!-" but before he could even yell at Sasuke the paper and pen were being shoved back into his face as he quickly pulled them away and stared at the series of notes on the clean side of the paper as he ran them through his head 'Holy crap this sounds amazing! I don't think this was the original tune I thought of but- My god it's better!' He marveled at the marvelous paper and cuddled it against his chest for a few seconds before realizing that... no, the paper didn't magically give him his answer.
Naruto snapped his head to the side still cradling the paper to his chest and looked at Sasuke with both confusion and amazement 'How did he know how to do that? As far as I know Sasuke knows nothing about music.' Sasuke kept his gaze to the front of the classroom and as Naruto was just about to open his mouth and ask him about it the ever-faithful bell decided to ring signalling the end of the gruesome lesson and also the end of a tiresome day for everyone.
Naruto hopped off the bus saying a goodbye to his friends and giving a last second glance toward Sasuke at the back of the bus. He thanked the driver who gave a kind smile in return as he started to walk home.
Naruto sighed as he fell back onto his bed, when he did so he felt a small prickling sensation on his thigh and remembered the paper from English class earlier. He quickly unfolded the paper and started at it, contemplating how it came to be. 'The way Sasuke snatched it from me made it seem like he knew the answer the whole time.' Naruto tried to think of a time when Sasuke had been musically inclined but when nothing of anything came to mind, he frowned to himself. 'Sasuke attends music class just like the rest of us, so it's not like he avoids it.' Unlike Kiba, who avoids music class as if it were the plague itself. It wasn't his fault that Kiba was as bad in music as Naruto was in math.
Sasuke did play the drums for the class band, but that was mostly because no one else either wanted to or knew how. Though he couldn't remember a time were Sasuke had mucked up on the drums, maybe I'm onto something here... But there only simple beats that anyone can do... Argh! But what if Sasuke was actually good at music? He read an understood my notes perfectly, If he was... I would finally have someone to ask-
No, Sasuke of all people? Pfft give me a break! If Sasuke were any decent at music I would have noticed.
Naruto heaved a long sigh "I'm over thinking this."
With that he got up, did what little math homework he understood and went to sleep still keeping all of today's incidents at the back of his mind.
Songs used this chapter:
Payphone - Maroon 5
(1) - If you don't know where this is from... that's really depressing PLEASE GO WATCH IT! The series is amazing! It's from a parody series of Naruto by NinjaBridge. The first episode is called "PILOT NO JUTSU~!" The series has eight episodes and they are all so flipping amazing, I can pretty much word-for-word the entire series. It's pretty sad but I can't help but be proud of myself :')
(2) - Inspired but the title of one of PewDiePie's Corpse Party videos :) Said: Fika (fee-kah)
Review! Constructive criticism would be very appreciated! Thank you!
Let me know what you think so far! This first chapter is short (I usually like mine around 4k-6k words) but this is just to see who likes it and if I should continue! :D
