Hello, everyone. It's been a while since I've posted anything new. I know, I know, I have no business starting another fic, but my year long writers block lifted, and I wanna write. My apology is inside the new chapter of Keep It a Secret, but for now enjoy my new fic, MILF.

Mom

I watch her, she's slender, soft curves, full lips. Hair like no one has ever seen, long and it looks soft, and as dark as a panther. It's simple. I like her. She is beautiful, and intelligent. Not to mention, she actually wants me.

"Are you ready?"

I look at her, and meet her coal black eyes. Her face is a sheet of seriousness, not even a hint that a smile once lived there with those lips. I nod, and her skirt softly hits the floor. This is almost business to her. She doesn't relax.

I grab one skinny hand and say, "Relax. It's me."

One corner of her mouth tilts upward, and she frees her hand and plants both of them on top of my shoulders. She breathes deep, and leans into me. My palm rests on her back. She's so damn nervous. She doesn't need to be, not with me.

Fuck it. I lean my head up and smash my lips against hers. She makes a grunt noise at contact. I grip her as tight as I can, and pull her down with me onto the huge four poster bed. This is happening. A month ago, I might have thought that there was no way that somebody as regal seeming and pristine as Kikyo would even look at me.

I roll over with her, petty kisses and soft feels. I met her at a wedding. My best friend, Miroku was marrying his violent fiancé, Sango. She was a friend of Sango's, a work buddy. She was a prosecutor for the district court, Sango had more than a few run-ins with her at the police department she works at.

We just so happened to be seated at the same table. Miroku knew I was sore about women at the moment, since my brother had stolen my last girlfriend, Kagura. I dodged a bullet there, however, I didn't know he'd put me in the way of a fucking missile when he seated me next to Kikyo, a never dated, so into her career prosecutor that was still young enough to live with her mother.

I remember oogling her, thinking, why is this gorgeous woman alone? Hell, why am I alone? It wasn't until she leaned over and asked quietly, "Where is your date?" that I even considered her for real. She was too perfect. I'm an attractive guy, but she was almost other-worldly. That was half the appeal.

I countered her with, "Why aren't you the one getting married?"

From there, we got drinks after the wedding, and have been having lunch dates and meeting up at the bar together ever since. That was three months ago. Tonight, we're gonna sleep together for the first time.

If she ever gets past my lips…..

One last thrust, and a few drops of sweat fall off my chest and onto her. My breathing is labored, I catch my breath and pull out of her, I fall on the bed next to her, the sheets are cool, and that feels so much better.

I haven't been laid in three months, since Kagura. This was a let down. Maybe she was nervous, or maybe she wasn't as into as I thought she was….

She rolls over and plops one arm across my chest, "That was awesome,"

What? Oh my God, she's just bad at sex!

"Really?"

"Yeah, I haven't felt like that in forever."

…..I had to fake it.

I blink, and sit up. "I have to piss, be back in a second."

I pull on my boxers and walk into the hallway. It's a long, dark, hallway. It has to be about three AM. I walk down the hallway until I see an open door, I find the bathroom.

I get better relief from this piss than I could have had with Kikyo. I finish, and wash my hands. I'm rinsing the suds from my hands when I hear, CRASH.

I shut off the water. Is someone breaking in?

I creep out of the bathroom and look around. Kikyo hasn't come out, she either didn't hear or isn't bothered by the fact that there could be a murderer in her house.

I slowly make my way down the hallway, prepared to kill. I look around and there's more nose coming from the kitchen. I slowly walk in, and whatever the hell is in there keeps banging everything around, making tons of noise, this robber is a dumbass.

My feet touch the kitchen tile and I reach out and grab something, someone.

"I got you, you fucker!"

"What? This is my house!"

"This is Kikyo's house!"

"And mine, that's my daughter, what did you do with her?"

I gasp and drop the person on the floor. I hit the nearest light switch. The woman on the floor is obviously not happy to see me. She's been roughed up, her face is red and she's scowling. I looks could kill. Wait…..

Or, if she could be more sexy! This woman has fucking kids?

"Mrs. Higurashi?"

"Ms. Who the hell are you?"

"I'm Inuyasha Takahashi. A friend of Kikyo's."

"Do all of her friends strip half naked and attack her mother?"

I smirk, I feel one of my fangs hang over my bottom lip, I think she's distracted by how I look. "Well, do you really mind Ms. Higurashi?"

"Um, yes, a little. I understand she's an adult, but you guys couldn't go to your place?"

I pick her up, bridal style and she shrieks. "Well no, she insisted on coming here. How old are you Ms. Higurashi?"

She scoffs, "Old enough to be your mother."

"I'm a tad older than Kikyo, 27."

"Still a pup."

"Was that a dog pun?"

She giggles, which is fucking adorable, and attempts to pat her wild hair. "Well, the ears are a nice touch…. Half demon?"

"Of course."

"You gonna put me down, doggy?"

I scowl. "Come on, I'm some measure of human."

"Yeah, yeah."

I slowly put her down and she doesn't take her eyes off of me.

She cocks her head to the side, smiles. "I'm 39. I had Kikyo very young."

"No husband?"

"Why are you getting the specs on me? Aren't you here for my daughter?"

Damn.

I laugh it off, "Yeah, I am, I just got distracted, thought you were a murderer…."

"I'm not, little boy. If you'll excuse me, I'll be going to my bedroom, alone…"

Is she flirting with me?

"Inuyasha?"

I turn around and Kikyo is standing in the doorway in a silk robe. She looks from me to her mom and back to me again.

"Mom, what'd you do to him?"

Her mom chuckles in disbelief. "It's what he did to me. Interesting catch." With that final fuck-Inuyasha-over sentence, she leaves the room and heads down the hallway, to her bedroom to sleep alone.

Kikyo takes tiny steps towards me and wraps her arms around me. "What do you think of my mom?"

I think she'd be a better lay than you were. "She's cool."

She smiles up at me. "Lets go back to bed."

Oh God.

I plop down on Miroku's couch. "I think I'm a cougar chaser."

He looks up from organizing his mini bar, "What?"

"Cougars? They're cool, right? Like, they have snacks and stuff afterwards? I'm always starving for some ramen."

Miroku's expression says that he's judging me, the biggest hentai in Tokyo is judging me. I've fucked up.

"Did you sleep with an elderly woman….?"

"No! No, no, no, it's just I met an older woman yesterday…"

"How much older?"

"Twelve years."

"Holy shit! She's almost forty."

"She looks twenty-eight."

I lay back further on his couch and look around his huge penthouse apartment. How the hell can him and Sango afford this place? Even with solid careers like theirs, the rent must be outrageous.

Miroku is a sex therapist. In high school, and college he had a huge obsession with ass and women. His freakish obsession with it caused him to turn into a complete nymphomaniac. Then he met Sango. Then he found out what he wanted to major in to channel his pervert personality….. sex.

I like sex as much as the next dick, but Miroku takes it to a new extreme.

"Well? Who is she?"

"Don't judge me."

He laughs, "Oh, well now I have to, wait until I tell Sango-"

"NO! You absolutely cannot tell Sango!"

He sits down next to me, hands me some wine.

I laugh, "What the hell is this? Pansy drink?"

He sighs, "Ah, yes, you prefer the drink of douchebags."

"Of men."

"Yeah, that's what they say too. One second."

He gets up and disappears into his kitchen. I examine my claws and wait for him, I need a manicure.

"Need another manicure, pansy?"

"It's got man in it, so suck it."

"I've got a wife for that very purpose."

I snort, "Yeah, because you're getting any."

"Plenty."

"Eww."

He sits back down on the couch and hands me a cold beer. "Here you go," he says, mumbling, douchebag. "So, who is it?"

"Okay, you can not tell Sango."

He sips his wine, actually sips it, and says, "You're asking me to keep a secret from my wife?"

We both look at each other for about two seconds, straight face. Then we both start to crack up. I laugh so hard my face hurts.

"Okay, it's Kikyo's mom."

"Come again, I almost thought you said Kikyo's mom."

"I did, asshole."

Silence. He looks up. He looks around. He looks anywhere but me. Then he looks at me. WTF face is set. "What the hell?"

I growl, "I said you couldn't judge me!"

"What the hell, man? Where are your hormones, fucking puberty?"

"Shut up!" I take a long swig of my beer, but I don't feel anything yet.

"I'm sorry, are we in eighth grade, where we can have a crush on our girlfriend's mom?"

"Shut up! If you actually saw her, you wouldn't say that, that's a woman…." I say, recalling her mom's defined curves, her giant brown eyes, full breasts…..

"Well, is she hot?"

"Hotter than hell."

"Innocent hot or sexy hot?"

"Cream my pants hot."

"Oh."

"Yeah."

"….are you gonna bang her?"

I laugh, "Probably not, I mean, that's Kikyo's mom."

He sips his wine as the door unlocks and Sango comes in, "Well, you made a point to tell me."

"Shut up," I say, nodding towards the door.

Sango sets down her gun, which terrifies the shit outta me, and pulls her long brown hair out of her ponytail. She sees me and nods towards me. "Hey, Inuyasha what are you here for?"

I clear my throat, "Oh, you know, just shooting the shit with your husband."

"Let's hope I don't have to shoot you!" She says this with the biggest smile on her face, I'm terrified.

Miroku starts to squirm as well. "Hello, my sweet Sango, all day long, I've longed to see your-"

"Shut up. I just wanna make some food…"

She walks into the kitchen and starts banging things around. I turn to Miroku and talk lowly, "I don't know what to do, Kikyo was such a bad lay, and I'm pretty sure her mom was flirting with me…"

"I'd leave that one alone, my friend. That's coming from me too, consider that."

Good point, this is coming from the man who once chased down two lesbians. Now that I think about it he slept with them….at the same time…. Ah, shit..

I down the rest of my beer and stand up, "I'll be going. Hopefully, I'll figure something out.."

Miroku stands up too, "I need to help my wife with dinner…"

"Pansy," I call over my shoulder as I walk out the door.

"Stacy's mom, has got it going on… she's all I want, and I've waited for so long, Stacy, can't you see? You're just not the girl for me…. I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Stacy's MOM!"

"Oh, fuck you!"

"So can you make it?"

"…what?"

I blink as I pull a brush through my hair, which it is totally manly to do, and balance my cell with the other. What did she just ask me to do?

"I already asked Kikyo, and this got rescheduled for today, so I didn't have time to find a date."

What the fuck? What do I say to that? Kikyo's mom called me and asked me to take her to a business dinner. Apparently, it got rescheduled to today and she needs a date. Fucking awesome?

"I guess I could…."

"Great! Pick me up at eight!"

She chirps and then hangs up the phone. I brush my hair, and pull out one of my finely tailored suits, I catch myself in the mirror and smirk. I don't know her name, I don't even know what kind of business she does, she could be a murderer or sell body parts…

What I do know, is that I'm a sexy motherfucker, and that tonight, I'm going out with a MILF.

Well, that was the first chapter of MILF you guys I haven't really decided what the sub chapter on this is, but it seems as if it's turning into a romance/humor fic, which is fun. Honestly, expect romance, drama, and humor. I look forward to talking to my fans again It's been a while. Well, guys, enjoy. Lookout for the next chapter of MILF (coming soon) entitled: Hello, Ms. MILF-Higurashi Have an awesome read guys expect the next chapter within the next week at the latest. Hope you guys are having an awesome summer!

With that said, Sayonara!