Hello! Uh...Yeah... I keep getting ideas but not finishing then...Okay I will try to finish this one and the others...It's just that...I am Busy lately. But I had this idea and couldn't get out of my mind so... Here it is!
I do not own Httyd.
Bold content are quoted from the movie.
PS: The scenes aren't in order.
In the great hall...
GOBBER "You need to live and breathe this stuff. The dragon manual. Everything we know about every dragon we know of"
GOBBER "No attacks for tonight, study up"
TUFFNUT"Wait you mean read?"
RUFFNUT"While we're still alive?"
Hiccup couldn't control himself at this:
" No...of course you can read when you are dead too" Everyone laughed hard...except the director
"Hiccup!" The director yelled "Focus!"" Yessir! Sorry!" The director sighted
"Allright take two!"
In the dragon Arena...
TUFFNUT"Oh I am hurt! I am very much hurt!"
FISHLEGS"Chances of survival are dwindling into single digits now"
When he spots a head creeping through the gas, he quickly threw the water in the head, which to his surprise, was the right one!
"Uh?" He exclaimed " I'm almost sure this wasn't supposed to happen"
"Okay...who was the idiot?" The director said with THAT face.
No one dared to step ahead.
"I'll pretend that didn't happen then" he turned around. " Take four!"
In the forge...
GOBBER"You can't lift a hammer, cam't swing an axe, and can't even throw one of these!" While he was saying this a viking nabbed it out of his hand and throws it at a gronkle, capturing it.
HICCUP"Okay but this will throw it for me" He pats a strange contraption...and nothing happenedd. He tried again, nothing.
" Uh... guys? Mild calibration issue here?"
" But that's strange..." Said the technician " everything seens fine here."
" Oh yeah?" Said Hiccup " Then why doesn't it activate when I do this?" he tapped the device a third time, this time it activated, and hit none other than the director, which was giving instructions to some people nearby.
"Oops" Hiccup exclaimed
The hill
HICCUP(muttering to himself)"C'mon give me something to shoot at, give me something to shoot at..." Several moments passed and...nothing Hiccup sneaked a glance around, the director was fuming with rage, something was not right, and soon enough he heard a yell.
"You did what?" The well known voice of the director could be heard in the entire studio " Consider yourself FIRED!"
Hiccup sat down, this was going to take a while.
The hall
HICCUP"So I guess we'll share i-"
ASTRID"Read it"
HICCUP"All mine. Wow I'll see you..." The door shuts "...tomorrow..."
With all the lights out, Hiccup went to read the book, but when he openned it, his eyes widened:
" The best cooking recipes of the last five years...?" He read it it loud
"Cut!" The director yelled " what is this nonsense?" He asked Hiccup
" See by yourself" Hiccup brought the book to the director, when the one saw the book, he asked, in a loud and clear voice:
"Who is the owner of this book" Funny enough, one idiot dared to show himself.
" It's mine, thanks!" the look he received was more than suficcient to draw all the collors of his face
"dear, if THIS book is yours, do you mind to say to me where ir OUR book?"
"W-which book?" The man asked
" The one that we were going to use in the next scene duh" This time Hiccup asnwered
" The man's eyes widened suddenly remembering of a mistake he shouldn't be done"
" Good, now go get it before I FIRE you " the man broke into a run like never before.
While Hiccup was returning to the scene's location, he heard the conversation of the director and the co-director:
"Why didn't you fire him?"
"Can't fire more people or I will be in trouble"
"Aren't you already?"
"Shut up"
Arena
HICCUP"Back!Back! Now don't make me tell you again. Back, into your cage" Said Hiccup while pushing the dragon to it's cage, as scheduled
Now with the dragon in it's cage, Hiccup went to pick the eel while saying...
HICCUP"Now think about what y...uh?" Hiccup started to seach all among himself "Where's the...?
A loud facepalm could be heard
"Cut!" The director didn't even lose his time scolding Hiccup, he ordered someone to bring a new eel to the studio, he just hoped everything would pay off...
The cove
ASTRID"Okay, then what we do now?"
HICCUP"I don't know. Give me until tomorrow. I will figure something out.
ASTRID" Okay"
Astrid then punches Hiccup, which sends a look to Toothless like if asking for help, but gets only a shrug in return.
ASTRID"That's for kidnapping me"
She then bruises the hair out of her cheek, grabs Hiccup's own cheek and kisses him on the lips.
She then proceeds to do the next part when she hears a loud...
"Cut!" The direction yelled
"What's wrong?" She asked
The kiss was supposed to be on the cheek, not on the lips!
"Oh..." She went and read her part one more, sure it was written 'Astrid gives Hiccup a kiss on the cheek and runs off' How did she..."Sorry...I kind of misread this part"
"whatever" Said the director " Just go there and do it right this time"
"Yessir!" When she got back, Hiccup was still acting a little strange but seemed to be capable of doing the scene.
"Looks like we'll have to do it again, the kiss was supposed to be on the cheek" at this he blushed a little
"Ag-gain?" She could tell he was nervous, this just made her want to tease him more
"What do you got something against it?" She put her hands on her hips
"Of course not!" Then he whispered only to himself "I actually like it"
And that is it! please let me know if you liked it! I have a few more on my sleeve!
You can also send some more to me, I will quote your name along with it.
That's it for today folks:)
