Claimer: This is my story, from my mind with my and my friends' characters. So psssshaw don't flame me and steal them and you die.
Inanimate BFF's, Chapter 1: The Illness
Once upon a time there was a vampire rock named Victor. Victors best friend was a vampire cloud named Fabio. Fabio's best friend was a vampire snail named Hernando. Hernando's best friend was a vampire noose named Bernie. Bernie's best friend was a vampire book named Rose, a.k.a Rosalita.
They were all BFFLAD's and forever they hung out but one day Victor got very ill and no one, not even his BFF's knew what was wrong. One day, about one month after Victor contracted the illness, Fabio was getting ready to storm out when he met a new person. The new person looked at Fabio and smiled but Fabio frowned "BOO!" he cried, scaring away the new person.
Later that same day Hernando was strolling along and saw the same person. He smiled "Mmmm chicken patty!" he said, licking his lips. "My name's not Patty, It's Chick Fillet!" "Fine, mmmm, Chick Fillet!" in reply to this comment Chick Fillet sighed "You're weird…" he said, walking over to Hernando and poking him.
Hernando just stared at Chick Fillet hungrily and said "What the hell, I'm hungry now!" and walked away. The next day Hernando became very ill. Bernie, hearing how Hernando got ill, went to visit him. "Hernando," questioned Bernie "What were you doing in the hours leading up to the illness?" "Sleeping, eating, and talking to that new person…" he trailed off as Bernie interrupted "New person? What new person?" Bernie interrogated.
"You know, Chick Fillet, the chicken patty…" Hernando said. "I think Fabio and I will go talk to him, ya know, to see if he acts suspicious. Until then, let's check you into the hospital with Victor…"
A/N: Ello people, this is my first fic, it's actually based on complete and utter boredom, we were in the library and, well, long story short, we wrote a fic based on our own made up charries. Hope you enjoyed it!!
