L And his chat buddys
L:HELLO LIGHT!
Light: hello L, oh gawd how did you find out how to use a computer?
L:IM A GENIUS! Yo Snoop light!
Misa: Um L whats wrong have you took your meds?
Light: Ryuzaki had meds?!? O_O
Misa: Ryuzaki-kun does have meds!! I saw him with them yesterday!
L:I thought this chat was about me :(
TOBI!:Hello im tobi from naruto wheres naruto *hears crickets*
Deidara: *pulls tobi away* sorry deathnote.
*everyone is silent*
L: Anyway.
Mello!:have you seen Matt? i was soppose to pay his chocolates.
Light:Have you killed him?
Mello: BRB i have to check my closet.
Mello:Hi its Matt CALL 911 i need help AHH!
Mello:Smelly little rascal are ya!
Mello:Bye *Mello has been disconected*
L,Misa and Light: O.o
Light:L what were going to say?
L:I dont know anyways wanna come kill misa- i mean near with me *wink*
Light:Wait im going kira form yo!
L:now your using snoop dizzle talk!
*L eats banana when near and ryuk come online*
Near: What happened to mello?
Ryuk:MISA WE WERE SUPPOSE TO BE GOING OUT!
Misa:Oh gawd your on my second computer!
Ryuk:Here have this picture *ryuk gives a picture with everyone that was chatting, meanwhile misa has her mouth open nothing to say*
Misa:Ryuk, L is naked in the background!
Light: was that new years when he finally took a drink of red bull?
Misa:Oh yes indeed i hated that night!
L:Sorry it made me gassy when we were in the hotel
Near:Dont remind me i smelt nasty farts for two days!
Ryuk:L was naked! give it back!
*takes picture and logs off*
Light:who wants to kill mello
Mello:Lets kill Ryuk instead!
L:Sure
Misa:No thanks
Misa:i have a virus.
Light:Oh sure
Kira:Mwaha ha ha I took over Misa's computer!
Kira:Now obey the deathnote or i kill you!
L:Try like me a snoop dazzle act!
Light:L Shut up or ill kill you!
Near:i guess this does not involve me!
Matt:Oh i made it
Misa: I'm leaving i have to take a shower
Matt:and ill watch her while playing my game boy!
*Matt and Misa leave chat room*
*light, L,Near and Kira remain*
Near: OMG! Family guy is on!! ha ha stewie.
*everything is silent until*
girl scout(L): Omg i totally went shop-.......this is not the girl scout chat right?
Light:L stop pretending
L:they told me too go on!
L:anyways time for me to wait....my choco-..MELLO!
Light:hes a fattie alright :)
Near:I'm going to leave to grandmas hope the wolf wont-
Light:Log off the girl scouts chat!
*near Logs off leaving Kira and light but how*
Kira:Light?
Light:Kira?
Light:I want to kiss Misa!
Kira:Lets log off this was..... awkward *Kira and light log off*
L:i didnt leave i guess Misa would love too see this!
L:I'm talking to myself! sometimes i wish i was a girl or Britney spears!
*L logs off while listening to barbie girl*
Naruto:Hey i was suppose to meet Tobi and Sasuke in here to fight for Sakura!
Sasuke:Have A great day every one!
L:OMG! i was suppose to say that emo kid oh well BYE!!
So.. That was the utter most weird story Ive heard ...TODAY! so now you know never to talk to L on chat.........By the way Matt died so...and i don't know how Naruto was there...
