L And his chat buddys

L:HELLO LIGHT!

Light: hello L, oh gawd how did you find out how to use a computer?

L:IM A GENIUS! Yo Snoop light!

Misa: Um L whats wrong have you took your meds?

Light: Ryuzaki had meds?!? O_O

Misa: Ryuzaki-kun does have meds!! I saw him with them yesterday!

L:I thought this chat was about me :(

TOBI!:Hello im tobi from naruto wheres naruto *hears crickets*

Deidara: *pulls tobi away* sorry deathnote.

*everyone is silent*

L: Anyway.

Mello!:have you seen Matt? i was soppose to pay his chocolates.

Light:Have you killed him?

Mello: BRB i have to check my closet.

Mello:Hi its Matt CALL 911 i need help AHH!

Mello:Smelly little rascal are ya!

Mello:Bye *Mello has been disconected*

L,Misa and Light: O.o

Light:L what were going to say?

L:I dont know anyways wanna come kill misa- i mean near with me *wink*

Light:Wait im going kira form yo!

L:now your using snoop dizzle talk!

*L eats banana when near and ryuk come online*

Near: What happened to mello?

Ryuk:MISA WE WERE SUPPOSE TO BE GOING OUT!

Misa:Oh gawd your on my second computer!

Ryuk:Here have this picture *ryuk gives a picture with everyone that was chatting, meanwhile misa has her mouth open nothing to say*

Misa:Ryuk, L is naked in the background!

Light: was that new years when he finally took a drink of red bull?

Misa:Oh yes indeed i hated that night!

L:Sorry it made me gassy when we were in the hotel

Near:Dont remind me i smelt nasty farts for two days!

Ryuk:L was naked! give it back!

*takes picture and logs off*

Light:who wants to kill mello

Mello:Lets kill Ryuk instead!

L:Sure

Misa:No thanks

Misa:i have a virus.

Light:Oh sure

Kira:Mwaha ha ha I took over Misa's computer!

Kira:Now obey the deathnote or i kill you!

L:Try like me a snoop dazzle act!

Light:L Shut up or ill kill you!

Near:i guess this does not involve me!

Matt:Oh i made it

Misa: I'm leaving i have to take a shower

Matt:and ill watch her while playing my game boy!

*Matt and Misa leave chat room*

*light, L,Near and Kira remain*

Near: OMG! Family guy is on!! ha ha stewie.

*everything is silent until*

girl scout(L): Omg i totally went shop-.......this is not the girl scout chat right?

Light:L stop pretending

L:they told me too go on!

L:anyways time for me to wait....my choco-..MELLO!

Light:hes a fattie alright :)

Near:I'm going to leave to grandmas hope the wolf wont-

Light:Log off the girl scouts chat!

*near Logs off leaving Kira and light but how*

Kira:Light?

Light:Kira?

Light:I want to kiss Misa!

Kira:Lets log off this was..... awkward *Kira and light log off*

L:i didnt leave i guess Misa would love too see this!

L:I'm talking to myself! sometimes i wish i was a girl or Britney spears!

*L logs off while listening to barbie girl*

Naruto:Hey i was suppose to meet Tobi and Sasuke in here to fight for Sakura!

Sasuke:Have A great day every one!

L:OMG! i was suppose to say that emo kid oh well BYE!!

So.. That was the utter most weird story Ive heard ...TODAY! so now you know never to talk to L on chat.........By the way Matt died so...and i don't know how Naruto was there...