Pleasing the Audience 20

Disclaimer: All familiar characters belong to DC or Marvel. I own Farrah/Persiana and Lance/Diablos.

One Shot

My birthday! Yay!

Miss Marvel walks out,

"One year of you getting older means one year less we have to put up with this insanity."
What are you complaining about, Barbie?

Miss Marvel snarls,

"For your information, Persiana13, I have had it up to here with your insanity! I've been bashed, beaten, tortured, and God knows what else for your sick amusement, and the amusement of all your fans! No more!"

Persiana walks out, snickering,

"Geez, Barbie. Put your tampon in the wrong way again?"

She began laughing.

Easy, ladies. I just had the place painted again. Well, for all of you wondering why I'm calling this meeting, I'll tell you. I'm here to tell you, as it is my birthday; I owe my fans something for all their hard work.

Flash says from backstage,

"All five of them."

Shut up, speed freak! Now, I'm saying this, for the month of April, I am launching two new one shot series works. A series of cross-over couples; and a series of cross-over fights, every Tuesday and Friday in April. And, in May, I branch out further into the Street Fighter realm with four one shots, one uploaded each Friday.

Catman enters,

"And, will I be featured in them marrying my goddess?"

Catman, I will make this clear to you. I've done so for the past 11,203,466 times I've said it, so I'll say it one more time in case you've had ear wax built up in your ears; YOU AND PERSIANA, OR ANY OTHER FEMALE WERE-CAT, ARE NOT GETTING PAIRED UP! STOP ASKING ME!

Catman opened his mouth to say something, but the trap door under him opened and he fell through. He screamed,

"ALLIGATORS! AAAHH! NOT AGAIN!"

Persiana rolled her eyes,

"Have you just thought about killing him off?"

Believe me; the thought has occurred to me. Further more, after consideration at how my stories are coming along, I have decided to launch a new DC Persiana-verse based series called the Untold Stories. Basically, this means that there will be untold stories that, while not part of the mainstream continuity, have happened throughout the story and really contain no key components to the main quest.

Persiana blinked,

"So, that basically means that they're only to serve as filler and distract the audience while you enslave helper monkeys to write your stories."

Who told you about the helper monkeys? WHO?

Persiana shrugged,

"No one. It's not like it's a big secret. I hear even Grodd's getting in on it."

Grodd steps on,

"This is demeaning, Persiana13."

Relax, King Kong. Have a banana!

A whole pile of bananas gets dropped on Grodd. Grodd is crushed under weight of bananas and falls through stage.

Also, I am announcing other ventures into other worlds again, so stay tuned for those. And, as always, this is Persiana13 posting another insane work in an insane world. And remember to stay safe, and, if you have to, blame the other guy for your mistakes!
Persiana13 then salutes and disappears into the sunset.

End of One Shot