Heyy, sorry I know this first chapter is pretty short, the rest'll be longer, I promise!

I don't own Hannah Montanna, i tell you, if I did it wouldn't be played on Disney.

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"Miley, somone knows that you're Hannah Montanna!" Lily said very loudly at 4th period lunch hour. "What're you gonna do?!"

"Lily!" Miley cautioned, holding a finger to her lips and looking around. "I don't know what I'm going to do...the question is who."

Lily gasped. "No. No way. You have to be kidding me...this is impossible. You're going to kill someone?"

"No! Lily, use your little peanut-sized brain. You are just like my brother. Think back...what did I just say?"

"That I have a brain just like your brothers?"

"No! Before that!"

"Um...not what I'm going to do...OMG, Miley! You're going to fuck someone?" she realized, lowering her voice to a whisper.

"If it gets someone to shut up? Yeah."

"But, Miley..."

"Lily, c'mon. Don't even be like that. Do we have to go over this again? You are not my mother. So be quiet, and play along."

Miley looked down at her cell phone where the message still read 'I no ur secret'. She grined mischeviously and pressed 'reply'.

'what did i ever do 2 u? i swear i will do n e thing if u dont tell n e 1.'

A couple of minutes later, she got her reply.

'n e thing?'

'yes'

'meet me at the beach 2day after school'

'k'

"Done and done," Miley said simply.

"What? You mean you're getting screwed?"

"I dunno. This person kinda gives me the creeps...what if he has AIDS?" Miley asked, her face a mask of faux horror.

"Seriously, though, what if this person does?" Lily asked. "Or what if they're a girl?"

"I don't care. I'll do anything to keep my secret."

"Miilleyy, I know your secret...will you do anything I want?"

"No, because I know I can trust you. Lily, you have to understand, what we had was a long time ago, and it's over. It was hormones, and I just don't feel that way anymore. I'm sorry, I know that you still feel that way."

Lily and Miley had a thing at one point, until Miley decided that she was straight. Lily still had some feelings for Miley as more that a friend. Thank goodness that it didn't drive a wedge between their friendship.

Lily sulked and kept on walking.

"Lily! Miley!" a voice behind them yelled.

"Oliver," they sighed together.

"Hey, share the love. Seriously. I have a couple of things to tell you; first of all, I just bought some lesbian porn on my phone, and I would pay you guys to go the shit that they did." He looked at them hopefully. They both shook their heads.

"Okay. Secondly, me and Sarah are back together, but she keeps on obsessing over your brother, Miley. And third, Rico keeps on dancing around singing, 'I getta screw Miley!'"

Lily and Miley both looked at each other and said together, "Rico knows the secret!"