I got this idea from the -man fics and really wanted to do the one for the DMC Crew. :D SO Enjoy!
1.Dante is not allowed to touch my ass. Not even as a joke
2.Dante is not allowed to tell everyone my name is Mary. IT'S LADY DAMN IT!
3.Dante cannot touch my bike, or money. Especially money.
4.Dante is not allowed to ask me if I like Vergil. He's a fucking asshole who deserves to die.
5.Dante isn't allowed to call me 'Kid' my name is NERO. NE-RO!
6.Dante isn't allowed to look at Kyrie
7.Or talk to her
8.Or TOUCH HER
9.Dante can't call me a glow stick.
10.Dante isn't allowed to ask me if I touch myself with my devil bringer, BECAUSE I DON'T!
11.Dante can't touch Red queen, or blue rose. I will shove Red queen somewhere he doesn't want her.
12.Dante isn't allowed to ask me if I've slept with Kyrie yet. Why does he even care?
13.Dante cannot ask me if I'm his brother's son. DO I LOOK LIKE HIM OR SOMETHING?!
14.Dante may not ask me if I'm a virgin. I am one thank you very much.
15.Dante may not ask me if I have any kinks. What is that anyway?
16.Dante may not call me a cougar. I'm very well-known at the fact that I am one year older than Nero.
17.Dante may not call me 'babe' because Nero doesn't like it.
18.Dante may not make jokes about my nickname for Nero. I will continue to call him Puddin' and if he says one word I will shoot him with Blue Rose.
19.Dante cannot get shitfaced. Because then he starts calling me mom and everything gets weird.
20.Dante cannot ask me if I like Lady. I've told him before I like men damn it.
21.Dante cannot ask me if I will sing him a lullaby. I'm not your mom! I only look like her!
22.Dante cannot touch my clothes. He spilled beer on it last time and I was not pleased.
23.Dante cannot tie my corset for me. He ruined my last one.
24.Dante cannot ask me if I work at a strip club. Clearly I WORK AS A DEVIL HUNTER WITH HIM.
25.My brother cannot touch Yamato
26.Or give it away. I will kill him.
27.My brother may not ask me if I am homosexual. I've told him before that I only like women.
28.My brother is not allowed to sing the "If you were gay" song when I'm there at the shop. He wonders why I never stop by.
29.My brother may not ask me if Nero is my son, because I honestly don't know.
30.My brother may not ask me if I like pizza. I hate that discussing heart attack on a triangle.
31.My brother may not get me drunk. I do not love him. I simply acknowledge his excitants.
32.My brother may not ask me to kiss Mary.
33.My brother may not ask me if I like Mary. The trigger happy harlot disgusts me.
34.My brother may not ask me to cook for him. I am not our mother.
35.My brother may not ask me for money. I have plenty but I have no desire to share it.
Lady finished pinning the list on the wall next to the front door of the shop. Happy with her work she looked at the others for approval. Vergil for once agreed with and flinched when he called her Mary. She had told him she goes by 'Lady' now. Nero's hand stayed snug around Kryie's waist. They were all calm and collective till Dante Bursted through the door with rebellion drawn.
"Guys! Someone let me borrow money so I can go buy the new playboy magazine! " Dante shouted almost desperate.
Kyrie pulled out the pen that was in her boyfriend's coat pocket and scribbled a new rule on the list.
36.Dante may not ask for money to buy playboy magazines.
What did ya think? Review please?
