A/N: Hey! Another story! I started this a while ago and I've been posting it onto my quibblo account but I decided to post it here since my other story is here too.

I have never met any of the Starkids so none of this is true at all.

Please review and I'll update this every day or every second day since all of it, except the final (I think) chapter, is written.

Chrisy

Joe

Anyone else (I'll tell you who it is)


(THURSDAY, 2nd February 2012)

(3:39pm)
Me: Give me back my frog!

(3:39pm)
Joe: Who's this?

(3:40pm)
Wrong number sorry!

(3:40pm)
Who was that text supposed to go to?

(3:41pm)
My best friend, she stole my frog.

(3:42pm)
You have a frog?

(3:43pm)
It's not a real frog...

(3:43pm)
Well then, what is it then?

(3:45pm)
Umm... it's a secret

(3:46pm)
A toy?

(3:46pm)
...yeah...

(3:48pm)
How old are you?

(3:48pm)
I can't tell you. How old are you?

(3:49pm)
Why not? I'll tell you how old I am when you tell me how old you are.

(3:50pm)
I can't tell you!

(3:50pm)
Please? I just wanna make sure I'm not talking to a kid

(3:51pm)
What if I am a kid?

(3:52pm)
Are you?!

(3:52pm)
Haha no.

(3:53pm)
Can you at least tell me if you're a guy or a girl?

(3:53pm)
Nope.

(3:54pm)
You're no fun.

(3:54pm)
Good.


(MONDAY, 6th February 2012)

(12:14pm)
So, did you get your frog back?

(12:17pm)
What? Who is this?

(12:18pm)
The wrong number you texted... Who else would it be?

(12:18pm)
Oh, haha. True. Umm yeah I did get my frog back, why?

(12:19pm)
Just wondering

(12:19pm)
Wondering?

(12:20pm)
Yes, wondering

(12:22pm)
If you were wondering then that means you were thinking about me which means you have no life and no friends

(12:22pm)
What? How did you get all of that from wondering?

(12:23pm)
I don't know. I have a very good imagination.

(12:24pm)
Oh. And I have got friends and a life by the way.

(12:24pm)
That's good to know, I do too.

(12:25pm)
That's good also

(12:26pm)
Well good then

(12:26pm)
Good.


(WEDNESDAY, 8th February 2012)

(11:10am)
Girl.

(11:18am)
What?

(11:19am)
I'm a girl, what about you?

(11:20am)
Guy. Now can you tell me how old you are?

(11:20am)
Maybe...

(11:21am)
So...?

(11:23am)
I don't know...

(11:24am)
Come on. We've been texting for a while now, I think I should know.
Are you at least over 18?

(11:24am)
Yep, you?

(11:25am)
Yep.

(11:26am)
Well that's good... We can both vote and...stuff

(11:27am)
What are you implying?

(11:28am)
What?
Oh shit! Nothing! I didn't mean for it to come out like that!

(11:29am)
Sure, sure

(11:30am)
I didn't!

(11:30am)
Yep.

(11:31am)
Don't 'yep' me!

(11:31am)
:)

(11:32am)
Don't ':)' me! This isn't a time to be smiling!

(11:32am)
But I like smiling :)

(11:33am)
I do too but this isn't a time to be smiling, I'm supposed to be annoyed at you

(11:33am)
Why?

(11:34am)
Because... You know why!

(11:34am)
No I don't

(11:35am)
Don't be difficult

(11:36am)
I'm not being difficult

(11:37am)
Yes you are! You're being annoying and difficult!

(11:37am)
No I'm not

(11:38am)
I'm gonna stop talking to you now

(11:39am)
Okay, but you'll be back.

(11:39am)
No.