Apples are rubbish...

Yeah totally!

This kinda follows from after Rory dies and is erased from existing.

Lots of...sex..yeah. Bad spelling may be included :(

"Doctor, what are you doing?" Amelia Pond stood beside me as I let my legs dangle in the pool. I chuckled and looked at her pale face.

"Relaxing. Sit with me." I patted the spot beside me and she obediently sat down. I wonder, what else can she obey?

OH STOP IT. I can't think of her like that, she just lost Rory and doesn't even realize it. Only a few weeks ago I watched as her face, stained with tears, turned into confusion. It's been in my dreams since. She would look at me and simply whisper-Why am I crying?

But still, she's smart, never makes any sense, none of what I hate. Especially her figure. The curves, the round ass. I once imagined my fingers dancing across her nude body.

"Doctor are you alright?" She said and snapped me out of my fantasy.

"No! Amy I have something I have to tell you" I snapped my head towards her face. She had wide eyes.

"I have something to tell you too!" She exclaimed and giggled slightly. But nervously.

"Ok how about we say it at the same time at the count of three?' I offered and she nodded.

"1"

"2"

"3"

"I LOVE YOU" We screamed in unision

"YOU LOVE ME?"

We sat silently for a second before we crashed our lips against each other. When my guilt [of commiting this act against Rory, may he not exist in peace] had just started to fade, she pulled her face back and grabbed my collar.

Dragging me to my bedroom. How did she know where it is?

"I once spied on you" She said, answering my unspoken question.

"Oh."

It was my turn to take charge. Once we were beside my huge bed I quickly shedded both of our clothing. She looked at me confused. "How did you do that so fast?" She asked.

"My old personality, form, thing was a total man whore." I smiled slightly. She was about to respond but I pushed her down on the bed.

We were kissing passionately. It was my turn to pull back.

"Miss Pond, how will you like to be positioned today?" I joked and nibbled at her neck.

Gasping and writhering slightly, she answered "the normal way, more kinky ones later!"

I saluted her and climbed on top. I shoved my 'fez' between her legs and she slightly gasped in pain+pleasure

"Harder, faster, I beg you Doctor!" She screamed, sinking her nails into my shoulder. Moaning, I slammed into her.

I knew she was reaching her peak. Her face was flustered pink, her hips crashing into mine, silently begging for more. At the same time, she knew I was reaching mine.

"Dont -gasp- pull -gasp- out" She managed to stammer.

"You sure?"

She nodded. I did exactly as she told me.

2 hours later we laid against each other, my finger dancing fantasy true now. I was rubbing her leg and she was tired.

"I love you Doctor" She whispered and fell asleep.

Kissing her forehead, I whispered the only words I knew were true for the moment.

"I love you too"