A fun little one-shot inspired by yaoifangirlHolly's 50 ways to annoy Merlin. Enjoy.

1. Whenever you walk past him call him 'Talking fishbone.'

2. Tell him that everything is a competition.

3. Lock all the teens in a room including Hiccup and yourself, and start everything off with a cream tart to his face.

4. When having a nice chat with him, then start talking about the metal leg.

5. Impersonate him.

6. To add more affect to 5) use a nasally voice, do dramatic arm gestures and say "Hey nice dragon, you can be my friend. My leg fell off, all of the dragons are my friends."

7. Whenever you walk past him call him 'Mighty Dragon Conqueror.'

8. To add affect to 7) do a mock bow or salute.

9. To add more affect to 7) say in an Alvin the Treacherous voice.

10. Mention all the times when his plans backfired resulting near death.

11. Call him 'Brother', like Dagur.

12. Play with his shield.

13. Yell out 'Hiccup likes Mildew' hopefully in a crowded or public place, such as the Great Hall or during an important meeting.

14. List all the times when he faced near death.

15. To add affect to 14) say it in front of Stoick.

16. Tell Astrid of the times when Hiccup went all lovey dovey when he watched her do fire brigade duty in dragon raids.

17. Tell all the teens of Hiccup's most embarrassing moments.

18. Tell Stoick that Hiccup impersonated him.

19. To add affect for 18) do the impersonation yourself but exaggerate it.

20. Force feed Hiccup raw, special Toothless fish.

21. To add affect to 20) force feed him dragon nip.

22. Tell Toothless to 'eat' Hiccups head.

23. Fill Hiccup's saddle bags full of metal.

24. To add affect to 23) do it during a battle with a Skrill, Smothering Smoke Breaths or lightning storm.

25. Steal Hiccup's metal leg.

26. To add affect to 25) keep it in Break Neck Bog.

27. Tell him that Astrid is dead, and then wait for him to panic and then hold him back from reaching her.

28. To add affect to 27) say as if it is true and pause and take deep breaths, start crying.

29. To add more affect to 27) wait for him to start panicking his head off then say 'Troll.'

30. Tell everyone to call him 'Hotcup' and say 'It's for a good cause.'

31. Steal his socks.

32. Take his shield.

33. Take Toothless.

34. Feed Toothless eel.

35. Put eels in his room.

36. Board up his window.

37. Poke him a lot.

38. Trip him a lot.

39. Hug him a lot.

40. When he is a sleep draw on his face.

41. Put a sign on his back, and write anything you want for example: 'Hug me if you think I'm cute.'

42. Burn all his clothes, but keep some for souvenirs. Replace them with some embarrassing clothes.

43. Dye his hair pink.

44. For more affect for 43) make Toothless matching colour.

45. Make him a girl.

46. Show him Stoick's death. (That one is just cruel)

47. Give him a fake map that 'leads' him to the troll place thingy.

48. I dunno what else…

49. Steal his things.

50. Take his clothes and wear then and pretend to be him.

Well that was random. I have to say some where very cruel, and some where just plain weird because I got bored and ran out of ideas. I hope you guys enjoyed! Sorry for not updating my YouTube one, I am working on it but am getting bored with, I sort of don't wanna do it but do. So read and review!

P.S Should I do more like this?

Peace out!

~SapphireWolf2002 ^x^