Part 1: The Villain-Killing Villain
(starts writing an MHA fanfic) (gets to the second scene) Euhhhh... I don't know... where to go from here... (Apparently oba AUs are harder than I thought... I need a thicker plot.)
(goes back to fanfic a few days later) ... F it, I haven't been able to conjure anything for the past few days; I'm making a new fanfic.
Kree: (holds up a sign that says '***relapsing***')
me: (chases after her) IT'S ONLY TWO STORIES!-!-! ONLY TWO!-!-! IT'LL BE MY ONLY TWO MHA FANFICS!-!-! I'M NOT CREATING ANY MORE NEW STORIES UNTIL I FINISH SOME OTHERS!-!-!
Uni: Suuuuuuure~
me: (throws refrigerator at Uni)
Uni: (dodges it)
Deku: U-Um... d-did I... w-walk in on some...thing?
me (chasing Kree): COME BACK HERE, YOU TRAITOR!-!-!
all except Deku: Beginning Play is out(~!)
Deku: (sweating) Wh-What's going on?-? Where am I?-?-?
-Beginning Play Out-
Heroes are no longer what they used to be. That's why... {What the f am I doing?} I became a villain-killing villain.
Villains will now be the new "hero"!-!-!
{No seriously, what the f am I doing?}
The news was always littered with him...
Deku, the villain-killing "villain."
As far as I'm concerned, he's no villain. He's just a killer.
But it irritates Katsuki to a humorous extent. Why, you ask?
Because he's taking all "Katsuki's" fame and glory.
"I should be the one capturing all those villains, don't you think, Shoto?!-!" he yelled at me.
"Mm-hmm, sure, Katsuki."
"YEAH, EXACTLY!-! THAT IDIOT IS JUST A F*CKING QUIRKLESS TWERP!-!"
Apparently, the two of them had a history. Up until Deku tried to enter U.A...
Deku didn't have a quirk, so he easily failed the entrance exam.
Then he started calling himself "the villain-killing villain."
Which makes absolutely no sense.
Because if you're a villain, why are you killing other villains?
Regardless, he still creates waves in society. Some people in society are backing him up, claiming that he does more than heroes and authorities-combined. The authorities and heroes are shooting it down, that no one should kill someone, no matter what, unless as a last resort in self-defense.
I wasn't sure what to think about the "villain" Deku, but one thing was for sure.
His weird personality somehow turned me on.
He's pretty dominant. {Only because he broke, Todoroki-kun. Only because he broke.}
-Ending Play-
Deku: WH-WH-WHY AM I A V-V-VILLAIN?!-!-!
me: Deku, you're not a villain; you're a villain-killing villain.
Shoto: That makes no sense.
Deku: WHY AM I A VILLAIN?!-!-!
me: Because I wanted to try my hand at villain!Deku.
Deku: WHY AM I-
me: -And because I like the idea of a 'villain-killing villain' even though it makes little sense.
Shoto: I think you broke him, but regardless of Deku's current mental state-
Deku: A VILLAIN?!-!-! (crashes onto his knees in despair-filled sobs)
Shoto: -it makes absolutely no sense. Now excuse me while I comfort Midoriya.
me: Sure, go ahead. He screams loud, and it's sad.
Shoto: (patting Midoriya's back, whispering and cooing soothing words) She's just an idiot, Midoriya. Villain-killing villains don't make any sense.
me: OI!-!
Kree and Uni: (smirks, presenting contract) Sign here please
Shoto: (ignores) You're not a villain, Midoriya. You're just a villain killer.
me (jumping up and down, punching fists into air): GO, SHOTO!-! DON'T FALL VICTIM TO THEIR TACTICS!-!
(Play time paused for real time)
me: Oh my ghoulsssss I just started a villain!Deku fic today, and sweet Jesus, I am in LOVE with villain!Deku!-! VILLAIN!DEKU IS EVEN BETTER THAN VILLAIN-KILLING VILLAIN DEKU; WHY DID I THINK I WOULD HAVE AN ISSUE WITH DOING NORMAL VILLAIN!DEKU?!-!-!
Uni: (snorts)
Izuku: NOOOOOO, IT'S BAD ENOUGH THAT I'M A VILLAIN-KILLING VILLAIN; PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME A REAL VILLAIN!-!-!-!-!-!-!-!-!-!-!-!-!-!
Shoto: If you make him a real villain, I'll burn you.
me: ;v; Don't worry, Todoroki-kun, Izuku-chan; I don't plan to have any more MHA fanfics. But Todoroki-kun... that's not a good insult to me.
Shoto: Tch. And why's that?
me: Because I have a fire kink.
Shoto: ... WHAT THE F*CK!
me (complaining childishly): Whaaaaat?
Izuku: Wait, wait, wait, I'm not going to end up... getting burned or something, right?-?-?
me: Dunno. I've been trying to figure out how to use Bakugou's quirk to f you, too.
Izuku: ._.
me: Like, will that really turn anyone on? What if he blows your little Deku Deku up? What if he blows your butt right in? What if-
Izuku (sobbing on his knees): NO MORE; NO MORE!-!-!
Shoto (glaring at me, holding Izuku's ears): Leave him alone! You've already ruined all his dreams in this fanfic!
me: ._.
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me: Oh my ghouls, you're right. WHAT HAVE I DONE?!-!-!-! (falls to knees, gripping head)
Uni: Okay, we're just gonna end this here.
Kree and Uni: The ending play is out. Don't come back.
me: OI!-!-!-!-!-!-! JUST BECAUSE I'M RUINING DEKU-CHAN'S DREAMS DOES NOT MEAN YOU CAN TRY TO MAKE MY READERS THAT DON'T EXIST RUN!-!-!
Kree and Uni: (smirks)
me: YOU TRAITORS!-!-!-!-!-!-!
Shoto: The story's crud anyway.
me: QOQ QOQ (QOQ)
-Ending Play out-
