The start of an amazing story, that'll have you gripped, waiting for the next page, for the next chapter, your eyes darting across the words. You'll be stuck in and before you know it, you'll be on the edge of your seat looking at the last page waiting for more. You might want look for another story because this "book" is at best, simply internet driven (humorous?) compilation of jokes and "fourth wall" breaking. Hopefully you enjoy? Let's start!

AUTHOR'S NOTE: Next chapters will be coming in some time. Are you SUPER HYPED FOR MY COOL STORY? WAIT! If you're reading this after I've uploading the second chapter, then you are one lucky guy.