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Not The Perfect Couple


"Look, I'm sorry, OK?"

"Sorry's not a valid answer."

"What more do you want from me?"

"What I want from you is to stop behaving like you know every damn thing about every damn person."

"What the..."

"You're always thinking of how perfect you are! Of how you can never ever make a single mistake. Well, guess what? You just did."

"What the fuck does that even mean? Stop this nonsense, Amy, and just tell me what the problem is."

"The very fact that you don't even know what the problem is exactly proves my point! You may be smart, Jake, but you have absolutely no common sense. You can't control who I talk to! You're a fucking control freak."

"I was just trying to protect you."

"To hell with your excuses! You're a jealous bastard, that's who you are. You wanna take out your anger on other people cause you're just so insecure."

"What the heck? I'm not a fifteen year old girl."

"Oh yeah?! So tell me Jake. Tell me how it is to have a brother who's a remarkable genius with an IQ of over 200. How it is to have a younger brother who's smarter than you'll ever be. How it is to live in the shadow of your father who's a world famous archaeologist, and a brother who..."

"Shut up, Amy. Just please, fucking shut up. How did my family come into this?! This is between us..."

"No, Jake. This is between me, you and every other male that exists in this entire damn world. I can't talk to one man without you bashing them up. You don't own me, Rosenbloom."

"Someone has to fucking keep you in line! Or you'll just go and have sex with any other guy available."

"What's that supposed to mean?"

"Oh, stop pretending! You left Evan the moment I came along. There's no saying what might happen when a person hotter than me comes along."

"I can't believe you think of me as a s-slut."

"Oh, save me the crocodile tears."

"I didn't leave Evan. I came to you. You know why? Cause I loved you. And I thought you did too."

"..."

And you think I didn't know what people thought of me when I did such a thing? You thought that I didn't know that my own family called me a player behind my back? I heard everything. But I kept quiet. Because I was willing to go through all that. For you."

"Amy, I didn't know that. I'm-"

"Yes. You didn't know that. You could never know that. Because you never loved me."

"Ames, I-"

Amy walked toward Jake, a cold glare in her eyes.

"Don't you Ames me."


I'm sorry if this had too many profanities. I just had to get my anger out some way. I'm really angry today.

Plus, this was a good way to show why Jamy is not my OTP anymore.

Yes, I shipped Jake and Amy. Once.

-Ghost.