The Freddy Comedian show: THE FIRE
THIS IS FROM TOMMY TIERNANS LIVE AT THE APOLLOW SKIT WITH A FEW EDITS
...Freddy: I had this friend for 20 or odd years and his name was bonnie he was so stupid he was a bless to be around "all right freddy all right" heroine could have sharpened him up. Anyway around the late 80s we were in this pizzeria and once every week since this was expeiremental technology we would have a fire drill and we would be rushed outside at around 2 o clock in the morning being chased by the puppet. The naive of it now if i think about sometimes he would chase out to the woods" go on into the woods into the woods for safety" so one morning the fire drill goes of and everybody is up and running out of the pizzeria except for bonnie who thinks its the morning bell so he goes and gets ready to get the nightgaurd. The puppet is counting us up and theres one fella missing this is not good in a real emergency this is a disaster so Bonnie is hauled up in this midnight court and he never seen a scene like it in his life all his friends outside in the pouring rain and the puppet is there"WHERE WERE YA BONNIE WHERE WERE YA?" and before Bonnie could answer the puppet goes "I TELL YA WHERE YOU WERE WILL I TELL YA YOU WERE BURNING TO DEATH IN THE FIRE" Bonnies looking around "what what?" "THATS RIGHT YOUR DEAD YOUR DEAD NOW I AM SUPPOSED TO PHONE YOUR MOTHER AND TELL HER YOU DIED IN THE FIRE!" it all gets to Bonnie "NOOOOO ILL TELL HER. ITS BETTER COMING FROM ME SHE THINKS YOUR A PRICK ANYWAY" Thank you and goodnight
