Buffoon... Err Author's note: I'm not a humor writer, so don't expect this to be good. But read it, please! And leave a review, too! ;) Hope you like it.

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I WILL FIND YOU!

The Copper Coronet was filled of the disgusting of the disgusting mixed smell of unwashed bodies and drunks. The place was full of people, intensifying the smell. She really wanted to get out of there.

But she wouldn't give up. She had come this far and she wouldn't give up at this point. Her prey was near, she was sure.

The amazon woman got near to the bar. Both the old honest Bernard and the sour scoundrel of Lethinan were talking between themselves, and Bernard seemed to scowl as the other man grinned. Then, the woman reached the pair. "Where is he?" she asked, grabbing Lethinan by the neck.

"Please... uhh... release me and... uhhh... the guard won't kill you... uhhhhh!" managed to hiss Lethinan, turning purple by the woman' grip in his throat.

"I don't care about the guards. I'm searching my prey. But if you try to warn the guards, believe me, you will suffer in the worst of the ways." she threatened the tavern's owner, pressing more her grip.

"Ohhhh... okay..., in the backrooms... to the right... uhhhhhhh!" and the woman released him. Lethinan passed out, leaving an shocked Bernard behind as she walked away.

Soon, thought the woman, very soon...

Then, an unshaven guard with a short sword in his right hand stopped her. "Ye kon't enter" said the armored man, leaving more than a hint of having drank too much. Then, the woman used her immense strength to hit the man right in his ribs, choking him. "What did you say?" she asked innocently. Then she punched the guard in the head and opened the door.

They lied to me, she thought. He was nowhere to be seen. Then, a thin man with rich clothes and a smug moustache in his face walked towards the exit, accompanied by a slightly pointy eared woman. The man's face revealed the fact that he was in his late thirties, while the presumed half-elf was a beautiful, red headed young woman in her early twenties. She recognised the man. Her prey. Her formed prey

"Yesss" hissed the woman to herself. Then, the man noticed her stare, and grinned towards her direction. The woman's eyes blazed with an unholy rage.

The man's grin faded away, a sudden concentration possessing his face. Suddenly, his grin returned and a few flashes of light surrounded him and the half-elven woman. Then, they were gone.

"No" whispered the woman, dropping herself to the floor. Then, like a wolf in the full moon, she howled. "NOOOOOOOOO!"

A feline grin occupied her face after the moment of rage. The words of painful vengeance were spoke. "I will find you, Rumar. Mwahahaha- coff coff" coughed Tiana. "Damn this evil laugh! My breath-" and she also passed out.