Ok so this is my first Glee fiction and to be honest little nervous o_O aha so ok first I do NOT own any of the original Glee characters! If I did… well let's just say the show would be A LOT different than it is and a lot gayer… if that's possible xD. Oh I do own Oliver, Jessica, Anastasia and Matthew Haines but the latter will appear later on =) so this is loosely based on series two to start of course it will play out differently but that's sort of obvious. Don't hate me!

Chapter One – Recruiting

-Puck POV-

Everyone is pretty down, well Berry I can understand we lost at Regionals to Vocal Adrenaline, and to that stuck up knob Jesse St. Dick and this stupid Glee club is her life. Loser but to be honest I have a bigger reason to be bummed. Quinn gave my beautiful Beth away to Shelby. As much as I know Beth will have a better life with her than she ever could with me or Quinn. But it still hurts you know?

We're all currently in the choir room brooding over our loss and Beth, Mr Shue is looking at us all in sadness. I don't know why he's so bummed we got another year to get our asses handed to us next time.

"Ok guys, we can't let this bring us down. Yes we lost at Regionals but we've still got each other and another shot at this. But all we need is some new members" Mr Shue said

"Yeah that's all well and good Mr Shue but how are we supposed to get new members? We're the laughing stock of the school" Mercedes 'Aretha' Jones said

"Yeah Cedes is right, no one sane will join us" Kurt 'Princess' Hummel stated

"Come on guys! Don't give up and talk like that all we need to do is…. Advertise and give a positive outlook on the Glee club" Mr Shue said

"Ermm well no offence Mr Shue but before I joined Glee club, all I thought you guys did was crappy show tunes. I guarantee that's what most other people think" I said bluntly

"Mr Shuester might I suggest something" Rachel Berry said, some of the others groaned, me included, 'what the bitch annoyed me, yeah she's hot but damn she never shuts up'

"Of course Rachel" Mr Shue said

"I think all we need to do is show everyone that we do not just do ask Puckerman put it 'Crappy show tunes' might I add show tunes are by no means 'crappy', why don't we do a song released not too long ago, a song a lot of people love" Rachel blabbed

"Oh and what prey tell is that? Is this idea as bad as that hideous jumper that you're wearing?" Santana Lopez snapped

"It's- wait what's wrong with my sweater?" Rachel pouted

"Everything" Kurt muttered in front of me, I couldn't help the chuckle that fell out Kurt is such an Ice Queen

"Anyway, I was thinking Empire State of Mind by Jay-Z and Alicia Keys" Rachel said 'wow I can't believe she thought of that her being into all that Broadway shit.'

"Wow, that's actually a great idea Rachel" Finn Hudson said 'kiss ass'

"As much as I hate to say it, and believe me I actually think I'm gonna puke just thinking it, I agree" Santana said

"Ok guys, it looks like you have your song, so get working and get some new recruits!" Mr Shue said smiling.

-Oliver POV-

"No please, I can't go home with garbage stain on my clothes again my mom will kill me"

"Oh well boohoo for you loser, this is happening" Azimo said to a terrified sophomore I rolled my eyes always the same, get to school, chat shit about shit, throw a kid in the dumpster then slushy a random Glee loser and lesson.

"Whoa guys Pillsbury" I say warning the guys of her weirdness coming over

"Oh hello Michel, made new friends?" she asked smiling brightly

"Oh yeah we're the best of friends" Dave said putting his arm round Michel, todays target

"Oh good well don't be late now" she said before walking off and Azimo and Dave threw poor Michel in the dumpster laughing I sighed and followed them to the courtyard sitting with the jocks everything was pretty normal, losers keeping their distance and looking scared, Cheerio's flirting with us same old, same old.

"Where the fuck is Puckerman and Hudson?" Azimo asked

"Probably with the gay club" Dave laughed I rolled my eyes as they laughed

"Oh there's Quinn" A random cheerio said we turned to see her and the girls of the glee club walking onto the steps with a CD player pressing play music started playing

Bah, bah,bah,bah, bah, bah, bah,bah,bah bah, bah [New Direction Girls and Kurt]

Yeah,

Yeah, Imma up at Brooklyn,

Now I'm down in Tribeca,

Right next to DeNiro,

But I'll be hood forever,

I'm the new Sinatra,

And since I made it here,

I can make it anywhere,

Yeah they love me everywhere, [Artie]

The glee club are appearing on the stone steps singing a, well a kiss ass song which confused me, I thought they just did shitty show tunes and bloody Journey

I used to cop in Harlem,

All of my Dominicans

Right there up on Broadway,

Brought me back to that McDonalds,

Took it to my stash spot,

Five Sixty Stage street,

Catch me in the kitchen like a Simmons whipping pastry,

Cruising down 8th street, [Finn]

Off white Lexus,

Driving so slow but BK is from Texas,

Me I'm up at Bedsty,

Home of that boy Biggie,

Now I live on billboard,

And I brought my boys with me,

Say what up to Ty Ty, still sipping Malta

Sitting courtside Knicks and Nets give me high fives,

Nigga I be spiked out, I can trip a referee,

Tell by my attitude that I most definitely from? [Puck]

In New York,

Concrete jungle where dreams are made of,

There's nothing you can't do,

Now you're in New York,

These streets will make you feel brand new,

Big lights will inspire you,

Let's hear it for New York, New York, New York [New Directions]

Catch me at the X with OG at a Yankee game,

I made the Yankee hat more famous than a Yankee can,

You should know I bleed Blue, but I ain't a crip though,

But I got a gang of brothers walking with my click though,

Welcome to the melting pot,

Corners where we selling rocks,

Africa bambata,

Home of the hip hop,

Yellow cap, gypsy cap, dollar cab, holla back,

For foreigners it aint for act like they forgot how to act,

8 million stories out there and their naked, [Finn]

Cities is a pity half of y'all won't make it,

Me I gotta plug a special and I got it made,

If Jesus payin LeBron, I'm paying Dwayne Wade,

3 dice cee-lo

3 card marley,

Labor day parade, rest in peace Bob Marley,

Statue of Liberty, long live the World trade,

Long live the kingdom,

I'm from the empire state that's? [Puck]

In New York,

Concrete jungle where dreams are made of,

There's nothing you can't do,

Now you're in New York,

These streets will make you feel brand new,

Big lights will inspire you,

Let's hear it for New York, New York, New York [New Directions]

Welcome to the bright light...

Lights is blinding,

Girls need blinders

So they can step out of bounds quick,

The side lines is blind with casualties,

Who sipping life casually, then gradually become worse,

Don't bite the apple Eve,

Caught up in the in crowd,

Now you're in style,

And in the winter gets cold en vogue with your skin out,

The city of sin is a pity on a whim,

Good girls gone bad, the cities filled with them, [Artie]

Mommy took a bus trip and now she got her bust out,

Everybody ride her, just like a bus route,

Hail Mary to the city you're a Virgin,

And Jesus can't save your life starts when the church ends, [Finn]

Came here for school, graduated to the high life,

Ball players, rap stars, addicted to the limelight,

Dub MHS got you feeling like a champion,

The city never sleeps better slip you a Ambien [Puck]

In New York,

Concrete jungle where dreams are made of,

There's nothing you can't do,

Now you're in New York,

These streets will make you feel brand new,

Big lights will inspire you,

Let's hear it for New York, New York, New York [New Directions]

One hand in the air for the big city,

Street lights, big dreams all looking pretty,

No place in the World that can compare,

Put your lighters in the air, everybody say yeaaahh [Mercedes]

'Wow that girl has got a voice and half' I thought pretty impressed with them, this was the first time I'd seen them perform

Yeah,

In New York,

Concrete jungle where dreams are made of,

There's nothing you can't do,

Now you're in New York,

These streets will make you feel brand new,

Big lights will inspire you,

Let's hear it for New York, New York, New York [New Directions]

When they were over no one paid them the slightest bit of noticed, except a new kid with massive lips and an exchange student with a ridiculous name… Sunny, Rain, Cloud or something stupid like that. But to be honest I thought they were pretty good, though I'd never say it out loud, Noah and Hudson are already on thin ice with the guy's cause of Glee club. The bell rings signalling the end of lunch and I bid goodbye to Az and Dave and set off for Maths, I hate that lesson it's so easy. I stop by my locker to get out my maths book

"Excuse me?" A voice beside me said while I retrieved my maths book out of my locker

"Yo" I said closing my locker and seeing the exchange student, Sunny? Summer? Rainbow?

"Hello, sorry but I was hoping to audition for the Glee club after do you know where I can go to audition? I'm Sunshine by the way" she said holding her hand out I took it after a moment shaking it

"Oliver, no I have no clue where their doing it sorry, oh wait you can ask Berry, she'll know you can't miss her, she wears vile jumpers and has a massive nose" I said walking off to the classroom. Did I look like someone who knew where that club did auditions? My Leatherman jacket should be enough but then Finn and Noah wear theirs.

"Mr Haines you are late sit down by Miss Pierce please" Miss Johnson my bitchy maths teacher said

"Hey Oli" Brittany said smiling

"Hey Brit" I replied

"So glad you're here Miss Johnson was just about to start on how when you make a big number and another big number have sex they make a baby number" She told me I just looked at her for a minute but just let it go Brittany is a little airy just let whatever she says with a pinch of salt

-Sunshine-Rachel-Sunshine-Rachel-

The rest of maths went uneventfully it was while I was getting my History book anything happened, it was relatively quiet in the hall way when I heard singing from the girls bathroom

Hello hello baby you called

I can't hear a thing

I have got no service

In the club, you say? say?

Wha-wha-what did you say huh?

You're breakin' up on me

Sorry I cannot hear you

I'm kinda busy

K-kinda busy

K-kinda busy

Sorry I cannot hear you I'm kinda busy

Just a second

It's my favourite song they're gonna play

And I cannot text you with a drink in my hand, eh?

You shoulda made some plans with me

You knew that I was free

And now you won't stop calling me

I'm kinda busy

It was during who I presume is Berry that Coach Sylvester came barrelling down the corridor shouting "WHERE AND WHO THE HELL IS MAKING THAT HORRIBLE NOISE?"

Stop callin'

Stop callin'

I don't wanna think anymore

I left my head and my heart on the dancefloor

Stop callin'

Stop callin'

I don't wanna talk anymore

I left my head and my heart on the dancefloor

"In there Coach" I said pointing to the girl's bathroom she stomped over to it and disappeared inside

E-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e

Stop telephonin'

Me-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e

I'm busy e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e

Stop telephonin'

Me-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e

The singing was cut off by coach shouting "SHUT UP!" after which she stormed out gave me a glare and stomped off down the corridor I just shook my head and made my way down to History. What the fuck is up with all these glee kids singing around for? Are they crazy do they have a death wish? The guys are gonna go mental.

"Hey Ol!" a voiced called behind me, I recognised my best friends voice straight away, of course I did we've been friends since we were three

"Hey Noah" I said turning around Noah groaned

"Dude, don't call me Noah at school man" he scowled I rolled my eyes at him

"Did you want something?" I asked he had the…. Grace dare I say or balls… yeah the balls to feint innocent

"Do I need an excuse to talk to my best mate?" He questions

"Of course not but I know you Puckerman" I replied with a raised eyebrow, Noah grinned

"Ok, ok you got me. I want to ask you a favour" he says

"O….K and what you want?" I ask knowing he has something big I narrow my eyes at him

"Ok if you help me, I'll help you" he replies

"And what will you do IF I help you?"

"Get you Brittany's pants" he grins I can't help but scoff

"Oh please I don't need your help getting in Brittany's pants, and I didn't need you to get into Santana's" I reply cockily

Noah laughed "Fair point" I waited till he calmed down "Ok, I'll get us some booze and we'll get wasted on Friday" oh man he knows he's got me I wouldn't miss booze up with Noah

"Fuck Puckerman, fine, what do you want?" I sighed in defeat

He grins "I want you. To audition for New Directions"

"WHAT? ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY?" I shout at him

"Whoa dude chill it's really not that bad" he says looking around

"NOT THAT BAD! Dude your already on like the thinnest ice possible for being in the club, what the fuck do you think the lads will do if I join the gay club?" I demanded

"Dude please we really need the members and I KNOW you can sing, we've jammed out a few times in the past" he says

"Yeah in bloody private, no one was around to hear my cat calling" I said hastily

"MR HAINES! WOULD YOU KINDLY REFRAME FROM SHOUTING DOWN THE CORRIDORS AND GET IN HERE NOW?" Mr Kindly bellows from the classroom

"Just please think about it, after school in the auditorium" Noah says walking away. Damn you Noah, I make my way over to my History class

"Ah, thank you for joining us Mr Haines, would you mind telling me why you were shouting in corridors while you should have been in my lesson?" Mr Kindly ask

"Just a misunderstanding with Puck" I say sitting next to Hummel as Mr Kindly just loves being a dick and sitting me by him.

"Well don't let it happen again" I roll my eyes but don't listen to a word he says again Noah's offer and Glee club running through my head 'Dare I do it?'

Oliver-Oliver-Oliver-Oliver-Oliver-Oliver

-Pucks POV-

'Ok I really hope Ol will come, he's really good and would be a great addition, plus I'd have someone to talk to, I'll admit Sunshine did awesome but damn Rachel for scaring her away the bitch.' I look at the clock and auditions are nearly over and Ol didn't show, I really thought he would.

"Well, if there's no one else I guess auditions are" Mr Shue started when a door cut him off, we turned around to see Oliver Haines walking down the stairs

"Oliver?" Mr Shue said "Is everything ok?"

"Yeah Mr S. Ermm I was wondering if the auditions were still going" he said 'YES! He's gonna audition'

"Oh yeah of course, you want to audition?" Mr Shue asked 'well duh he wouldn't have asked otherwise'

"Ermm yeah" Ol said rubbing the back of his neck he was told to go up to the stage "Ermm ok, I'm Oliver Haines and err I'll be doing Every Rose Has its Thorn by Poison"

"Oh dear, what has become of our club?" Rachel moaned I shushed her the piano started a familiar tune

We both lie silently still

In the dead of the night,

Although we both lie close together

We feel miles apart inside,

Rachel's mouth dropped open when Oliver sang the first verse; I can't help but feel smug at Ol for trying out. I'll get some good booze now.

Was it something I said or something I did?

Did my words not come out right?

Though I tried not to hurt you

Yeah, I tried

But I guess that's why they say

Every rose has its thorn

Just like every night has its dawn

Just like every cowboy sings his sad, sad song

Every rose has its thorn

Yeah it does

"He's good" Finn said in disbelief

"Of course he's good" I hissed at him

I listen to our favourite song

Playing on the radio,

Hear the DJ say loves a game of easy come and easy go

But I wonder does he know

Has he ever felt like this?

And I know that you'd be here right now

If I could let you know somehow

Every rose has its thorn (Every Rose Every Rose Every Rose)

Just like every night has its dawn

Just like every cowboy sings his sad, sad song

Every rose has its thorn

Though it's been a while now

I can still feel so much pain

Like a knife that cuts you the wound heals

But that scar, that scar remains

"He's amazing! If Mr Shuester doesn't let him joined imma be doin' some serious cutting" Santana said I nodded in agreement

Every Rose, eeverry Rose, Every Rose has it thooooooorrn

I know I could've saved a love that night

If I'd known what to say

Instead of makin' love

We both made our separate ways

And now, I hear you found somebody new

And that, I never meant that much to you

And to hear that tears me up inside

And to see you cuts me like a kniiiiiiiife

"Oh no. He's really good" Rachel said with her mouth hanging open, smug Puck will be gloating later

Every rose has its thorn (Every Rose Every Rose Every Rose)

Just like every night has its dawn

Just like every cowboy sings his sad, sad song

Every rose has its thooooooornn yeah-yeah—eyeah

I was blown away, he's gotten even better since we last jammed together, I stood and clapped soon followed by the rest Ol ducked his head in embarrassment

"Well I think it's unanimous. Welcome to New Directions!" Mr Shue said everybody cheered and whooped.

Tada and there you go doesn't really follow the story line but who gives a crap right? Did you like it? Hate it? Love it? Any criticism constructive or not will be greatly appreciated =) more to come.

Songs used:

Empire State Of Mind – Jay-Z featuring Alicia Keys – The Blueprint 3

Every Rose has its Thorn – Poison – Open Up and Say… Ahh!

Telephone – Lady GaGa featuring Beyoncé – The Fame Monster