This is based off of Avenue Q. It's the best! Well let's get this started.

Sora-Princeton 16

Riku-Brian 17

Namine-Christmas Eve 15

Axel-Nicky 20

Roxas-Rod 16

Siax-Gary 30

Kairi-Kate monster 16

- That means they're singing

: That means they're talking.

Kingdom hearts Q

Sora walked into the little town. He sighed.

It sucks to be me- Avenue Q

Sora- What do you do, with a B.A in English

What is my life going to be

4 years of college and plenty of knowledge

Has earned me this useless degree

I can't pay the bills yet

Cause I have no skills yet

The world is a big scary place

But somehow I can't shake the feeling I make

A difference to the human Race!

Somewhere else

Kairi: Morning riku!

Riku: Hi Kairi.

Kairi what's the matter?

Riku: I got fired again

Kairi: Aww I'm sorry.

Riku: I am to. I mean I- oh never mind it's stupid.

Kairi: what

Riku: Nothing.

Kairi: Aww come on.

Riku: Well okay.

Riku- When I was little I thought I would be

Kairi- What?

Riku- A big comedian on late night tv.

Kairi- Ohh ( giggles)

Riku- But now I'm seventeen and as you can see...I'm not.

Kairi- nope

Riku- Aw well...It sucks to be me

Kairi- Aww

Riku- It sucks to be me

Kairi- Aww

Riku- It sucks to be broke and unemployed and turning eighteen. It sucks to be me.

Kairi: You think your life sucks?

Riku: I think so

Kairi: Your problems aren't so bad.

Kairi- I'm kinda pretty and pretty damn smart.

Riku- you are

Kairi- Thanks. I like romantic things like music and art.

And as you know I have a gigantic heart

So whyyyy don't I have a boyfriend

Fuck! It sucks to be me!

Riku- Me too

Kairi- It sucks to be me!

Riku- It sucks to be me! It sucks to be Riku

Kairi- and Kairi.

Riku- to not have a job.

Kairi- To not have a date.

Both- IT SUCKS TO BE ME!!!!!!!

They both walk to a new part of the town.

Riku: Hey Roxas Axel can you settle something for us

Roxas: Sure

Kairi: Who's life suck more Riku's or mine.

Axel and Roxas: OURS!!

Roxas-we live together.

Axel- we're closest people can get.

Roxas- We've been the best of buddies.

Axel- Ever since to day we've meet.

Roxas- So now he knows many things to make me really upset.

Axel- Wha-

Roxas- Everyday is an aggravation.

Axel- Come on that's an exaggeration!

Roxas- You leave your clothes out

Axel-Wha-

Roxas- you put your feet on me chair.

Axel- Oh yeah you do such ane old things like ironing your underwear!

Kairi and Riku: (laugh)

Roxas- you make that very small apartment we share a hell!

Axel- So do you that's why I'm in hell to! It sucks to be me!

Roxas- It sucks to be me!

All- it sucks to be me! Is there anybody here it doesn't suck to be!? It Sucks to be me!

Kairi- Da da da da da

Riku- Dadadadaada

Roxas and Axel- Dadadadadadadadadadada

They all move somewhere else.

Namine: Why are you so happy?

Axel- Because our lives suck.

Namine: your life suck. I'm I hearing you correctly? Ha!

Namine: I coming to this country, for opportunity.

Try to work in Korean Delly.

But I am Japanese.

And with hard work I earned two master degrees

In Social Work

Now I am a therapist

But I have no clients

And I don't have a boyfriend!

It sucks to be me

It sucks to be me

I say it suckka sucka sucka sucks sucka sucka suck!

It sucks to be me!

Sora: Excuse me?

Riku: Hey there!

Sora: Sorry to bother you, but I'm looking for a place to live.

Namine: why you looking all the way out here?

Sora: Well I started at Avenue A , but so far everything is out of my price range. But this neighborhood looks a lot cheaper. And hey look a for rent sign!

Riku: You have to talk to the super intendant first. I'll get him for you.

Sora: Thanks

Riku: no problem. SIAX!!!

Siax: I'm coming, I'm coming.

Sora: Who are you?

Siax- I'm Gary Cloeman!

Sora: No your not.

Siax- From tv's Different Strokes.

I made a lot of money that got stolen by my folks.

Now I'm broke and I'm the but of everyone's jokes!

But I'm here. The super intendant , Of Avenue Q!

All- It sucks to be you!

Kairi: You win.

All- It sucks to be you!

Riku: I feel better now!

Siax- Try having people stopping you to ask you 'Who are you?'...It gets old.

All: It sucks to be you! On Avenue q. (sucks to be me)

It sucks to be you! On Avenue q. ( sucks to be you)

It sucks to be you! On avenue q! (Sucks to be us)

But not when we're together!

We're together!

On Avenue Q

We live in Avenue Q!

Our friends do too

Till our dreams come true

We live on Avenue Q

Sora: This is real life.

All: We live on Avenue Q

Axel: Your gonna love it.

All: We live on Avenue Q

Siax: Here are your keys!

All: Welcome to avenue Q!