This is based off of Avenue Q. It's the best! Well let's get this started.
Sora-Princeton 16
Riku-Brian 17
Namine-Christmas Eve 15
Axel-Nicky 20
Roxas-Rod 16
Siax-Gary 30
Kairi-Kate monster 16
- That means they're singing
: That means they're talking.
Kingdom hearts Q
Sora walked into the little town. He sighed.
It sucks to be me- Avenue Q
Sora- What do you do, with a B.A in English
What is my life going to be
4 years of college and plenty of knowledge
Has earned me this useless degree
I can't pay the bills yet
Cause I have no skills yet
The world is a big scary place
But somehow I can't shake the feeling I make
A difference to the human Race!
Somewhere else
Kairi: Morning riku!
Riku: Hi Kairi.
Kairi what's the matter?
Riku: I got fired again
Kairi: Aww I'm sorry.
Riku: I am to. I mean I- oh never mind it's stupid.
Kairi: what
Riku: Nothing.
Kairi: Aww come on.
Riku: Well okay.
Riku- When I was little I thought I would be
Kairi- What?
Riku- A big comedian on late night tv.
Kairi- Ohh ( giggles)
Riku- But now I'm seventeen and as you can see...I'm not.
Kairi- nope
Riku- Aw well...It sucks to be me
Kairi- Aww
Riku- It sucks to be me
Kairi- Aww
Riku- It sucks to be broke and unemployed and turning eighteen. It sucks to be me.
Kairi: You think your life sucks?
Riku: I think so
Kairi: Your problems aren't so bad.
Kairi- I'm kinda pretty and pretty damn smart.
Riku- you are
Kairi- Thanks. I like romantic things like music and art.
And as you know I have a gigantic heart
So whyyyy don't I have a boyfriend
Fuck! It sucks to be me!
Riku- Me too
Kairi- It sucks to be me!
Riku- It sucks to be me! It sucks to be Riku
Kairi- and Kairi.
Riku- to not have a job.
Kairi- To not have a date.
Both- IT SUCKS TO BE ME!!!!!!!
They both walk to a new part of the town.
Riku: Hey Roxas Axel can you settle something for us
Roxas: Sure
Kairi: Who's life suck more Riku's or mine.
Axel and Roxas: OURS!!
Roxas-we live together.
Axel- we're closest people can get.
Roxas- We've been the best of buddies.
Axel- Ever since to day we've meet.
Roxas- So now he knows many things to make me really upset.
Axel- Wha-
Roxas- Everyday is an aggravation.
Axel- Come on that's an exaggeration!
Roxas- You leave your clothes out
Axel-Wha-
Roxas- you put your feet on me chair.
Axel- Oh yeah you do such ane old things like ironing your underwear!
Kairi and Riku: (laugh)
Roxas- you make that very small apartment we share a hell!
Axel- So do you that's why I'm in hell to! It sucks to be me!
Roxas- It sucks to be me!
All- it sucks to be me! Is there anybody here it doesn't suck to be!? It Sucks to be me!
Kairi- Da da da da da
Riku- Dadadadaada
Roxas and Axel- Dadadadadadadadadadada
They all move somewhere else.
Namine: Why are you so happy?
Axel- Because our lives suck.
Namine: your life suck. I'm I hearing you correctly? Ha!
Namine: I coming to this country, for opportunity.
Try to work in Korean Delly.
But I am Japanese.
And with hard work I earned two master degrees
In Social Work
Now I am a therapist
But I have no clients
And I don't have a boyfriend!
It sucks to be me
It sucks to be me
I say it suckka sucka sucka sucks sucka sucka suck!
It sucks to be me!
Sora: Excuse me?
Riku: Hey there!
Sora: Sorry to bother you, but I'm looking for a place to live.
Namine: why you looking all the way out here?
Sora: Well I started at Avenue A , but so far everything is out of my price range. But this neighborhood looks a lot cheaper. And hey look a for rent sign!
Riku: You have to talk to the super intendant first. I'll get him for you.
Sora: Thanks
Riku: no problem. SIAX!!!
Siax: I'm coming, I'm coming.
Sora: Who are you?
Siax- I'm Gary Cloeman!
Sora: No your not.
Siax- From tv's Different Strokes.
I made a lot of money that got stolen by my folks.
Now I'm broke and I'm the but of everyone's jokes!
But I'm here. The super intendant , Of Avenue Q!
All- It sucks to be you!
Kairi: You win.
All- It sucks to be you!
Riku: I feel better now!
Siax- Try having people stopping you to ask you 'Who are you?'...It gets old.
All: It sucks to be you! On Avenue q. (sucks to be me)
It sucks to be you! On Avenue q. ( sucks to be you)
It sucks to be you! On avenue q! (Sucks to be us)
But not when we're together!
We're together!
On Avenue Q
We live in Avenue Q!
Our friends do too
Till our dreams come true
We live on Avenue Q
Sora: This is real life.
All: We live on Avenue Q
Axel: Your gonna love it.
All: We live on Avenue Q
Siax: Here are your keys!
All: Welcome to avenue Q!
