Disclaimer: I don't own Bentley or Murray and I don't own this Avenue Q song. Singing parts are italicized

Bentley: Ahh an afternoon with my favorite book Smart Turtles Monthly no one hear to bother me just m-

Murray: Hi Bentley!

Bentley: Hi Murray.

Murray: Bentley you will never guess what happened to today. I was on a train ride back here and this guy was talking and smiling at me.

Bentley: Yeah that's strange

Murray: He was being really friendly I think he thought that I was gay.

Bentley: Why are you telling me this? Why should I care hmmmmmm? What did you have for lunch today?

Murray: Well you don't need to get defensive about it Bentley.

Bentley: I'm not getting defensive! Why should I care about some gay guy you met on the train? I'm trying to read.

Murray: I'm sorry Bentley I just think we should be able to talk about stuff like that.

Bentley: This conversation is over Murray!!!

Murray: Well okay but just so you know-

If you were gay that would be okay I mean cause hey I'd like you anyway. Because you see if it was me I would be free to say that I was gay(but I'm not gay)

Bentley: Murray please I am trying to read. What!?

Murray: If you were queer

Bentley: Ah, Murray!

Murray: I'd still be here,

Bentley: Murray I'm trying to read this book.

Murray: Year after year

Bentley: Murray!

Murray: Because your dear to me,

Bentley: Argh!

Murray: and I know that you

Bentley: What?

Murray: Would accept me too,

Bentley: I would?

Murray: If I told you today Hey! Guess what, I'm gay (but I'm not gay) I'm happy just being with you.

Bentley: High button shoes, Pal Joey…

Murray: So what should it matter to me what you do in bed with guys?

Bentley: Murray! That is wrong

Murray: No it's Not! If you were gay I'd shout Hurray!

Bentley: I am not listening!

Murray: and here I'd stay,

Bentley: La la la la la

Murray: But I wouldn't get in your way.

Bentley: Ahhhh!!!!

Murray: You can count on me to always be beside you every day, to tell you it's okay, you were just born that way, and, as they say it's in your DNA, You're Gay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bentley: But I'm not Gay!!!!!!!!!

Murray: If you were Gay!

Bentley: Argh!!!!!

THE END