Roy liked pie he liked it a lot and this is actually the beginning of my story. One day Roy Mustang was in his office where he was eating pie. It was apple one of his favorites really. After finishing he rubbed his hands together which created a lot more sparks then when he would just snap his fingers. This gave him an idea which would save a lot of time when they went to war (their where problems in an area with a very hard name to pronounce that is almost never visited.
As Roy had thought there was a war in the land with a weird name. So when it came time to fight he put his new idea into action. He walked in to the kitchen and put his hand s together like he was about to pray and quickly moved his right forward causing a tremendous amount of sparks to fly. Then controlling the sparks expertly he caused big flames to start under a hundred or more pies cooking all of them perfectly.
Three hours later they found Roy stuffing his face with a strawberry pie. Armstrong walks in almost exhausted from the fight. " Roy where were you!?" between bites Roy said "IV… been ea…ting so…me pie you w….ant some here … you go" and Roy stuffed the last of his strawberry pie into Armstrong's face. "Ahhhhhhhhhh I'm allergic to strawberry pie!!!" "What's all this noise?" Hawkeye asked as she walked in. "um nothing" Roy said as he stuffed Armstrong in a kettle "ok… wait is Armstrong in that kettle?" "No I'm pretty sure that's not him" "ok hey Roy can you put in 328 degrees on this circle?" "Of course I can just hand me that protractor please" "Sure do you want an apple?" "Sure" so Hawkeye hands Roy the protractor and the apple. Roy starts to make a center dot then he puts a 0 degree line he takes a bite from his apple and blows up all that's left is his head "ahh you knew that my one weakness was using a protractor and eating an apple at the same time!" well time to get Armstrong out of that kettle Hawkeye thought to herself. When Armstrong got out he started to laugh he then said "good phase one of our plans is complete" "yes today Roy tomorrow all the kids who wear winter gloves in the summer and carry an umbrella on a sunny day!" "That is after we buy me more shirts just so I can rip them off!"
