Title: Chatting During Class? Bad Windsors!
Summary: They aren't doing anything bad. Just you know IMing during school, and I think Evan's in love. Based (loosely) off CP Coulters 'Dalton'. Disclaimer: I in no way own or am a part of Glee, Zathura, Katy Perry, P!nk, iPhone, or Dalton. As much as I wish I had a hand in it, I don't.
Warning: Prepare for homosexual flirtation, some seriously skitzo conversation, and lots and lots of fluff.
Rating: T
Couples: Klaine, Wevid, Rane, Evan/OC
CHATROOM: Warblerland - Windsor Branch.
Topic: ..wow.
TweedleEth: I am almost 100% certain that Evan's eyes are about to shrivel up and die from lack of blinking.
TweedleEv: I cannot help it. She's gorgeous.
MadHatter: Who?
MarchHare: Who?
WhiteRabbit: What are you guys doing online?
MarchHare: Blaine, let me tell you a little story about a pot and a kettle...
TweedleEth: Heehee, Evan is staring at one of our new lady classmates.
TweedleEv: She. Is. Gorgeous.
MadHatter: So you have said.
MarchHare: Twice now.
WhiteRabbit: Does she by chance have a name?
TweedleEth: Of course.
MadHatter: Well?
TweedleEv: I don't know :(
TweedleEth: Hasn't been called on yet.
TweedleEv: She raised her hand!
MarchHare: Way to spaz Ev.
TweedleEth: Preston. Howard called her Miss Preston.
- WhiteKnight has signed in -
WhiteKnight: You guys are online during Howards class?
MarchHare: One; it's the first day of co-ed classes.
MadHatter: Two; who let Dwight in?
WhiteRabbit: guilty.
MadHatter: BLAINE!
MarchHare: BLAINE!
tweedles: BAD WHITE RABBIT!
WhiteRabbit: guys it was rude not to..
WhiteRabbit: wait you guys have separate accounts AND a joint one?
TweedleEth: No.
TweedleEv: Not us.
tweedles: never.
MadHatter: -.-
MarchHare: smooth guys.
WhiteKnight: ...demon spawn.
- Alice has signed in -
Alice: I hate you.
MadHatter: wasn't me o.o
MarchHare: I didn't do it
WhiteKnight: get him coffee. now.
WhiteRabbit: wow guys guilty conscience much?
tweedles: It's us!
TweedleEth: He is forever signed up as "Alice" :D
Alice: You two SUCK
MadHatter: close Evans mouth before we drown in saliva.
MarchHare: Speaking of drowning in saliva... ;)
Alice: shut up.
MadHatter: Yes, speaking of.
WhiteRabbit: SHUT. UP.
WhiteKnight: What?
tweedles: tell us!
Alice: Do it and Die
MarchHare: That's a little extreme.
MadHatter: we were only going to suggest a louder genre of music
MarchHare: like screamo perhaps?
MadHatter: death metal?
MarchHare: A slasher flick could do it.
WhiteKnight: I am so confused..
TweedleEth: while Dwight you see when one gay boy and another gay boy decide to see how long they can go without oxygen...
WhiteKnight: O_O I'm going to need to perform serious dark magic to remove that mental image.
MadHatter: sign me up
MarchHare: me too! but no dead animals
Alice: I repeat; I. Hate. You.
WhiteRabbit: motion seconded
MadHatter: guys I think Evan has stopped breathing.
Alice: why?
WhiteRabbit: co-ed classes. cute girl. stricken tweedle.
TweedleEv: What. did. you. say.
Alice: oh? whats her name?
MarchHare: whats she look like?
WhiteRabbit: uh... I was just explaining to Kurt.
TweedleEv: you called her cute. that is practically and insult!
WhiteRabbit: ...
MadHatter: ...
MarchHare: ...
Alice: so she's... pretty?
TweedleEv: she is GORGEOUS!
TweedleEth: ~nods~ quite.
MarchHare: can we get details, please? to better visualize.
TweedleEth: I'd says 5'6"-7"
TweedleEv: long ebony curls in a lovely pony tail...
TweedleEth: petite but curvy frame. stretched hourglass.
MadHatter: green eyes.
Alice: you're in that class?
MadHatter: yep.
TweedleEv: green really THAT'S what you call them?
MadHatter: Yes. like grass, leaves, your favorite sweater?
TweedleEv: they are not green.
WhiteRabbit: oh dear...
MarchHare: Evan. they are eyes.
TweedleEth: Wes, you are a brave man...
MarchHare: ...why?
TweedleEv: She is the bearer of the most beautiful eyes ever to be had in the history of the existence of forever.
WhiteRabbit: O.O
Alice: oh my
- Dormouse has just signed in -
Dormouse: hi guys! wow Evan that's a pretty big compliment for a stranger.
TweedleEv: I know her name!
MadHatter: you know her last name.
TweedleEv: v.v shut up.
TweedleEth: we can message caterpillar and have him find it.
TweedleEv: Yes! :D :D :D
WhiteRabbit: uh guys..
Alice: that's creepy.
TweedleEv: ~pouting~ but I need to know.
TweedleEth: he may die without it.
WhiteKnight: guys just ask her after class no need to stalk.
MadHatter: motion seconded
MarchHare: motion thirded
Alice: motion carried*
WhiteRabbit: to Winnipeg.
Alice: seriously?
WhiteRabbit: what?
Alice: Winnipeg?
WhiteRabbit: ...how about Paris?
Dormouse: yeah,
Alice: Better
MarchHare: so you two will honeymoon in Paris? ;)
Alice: SHUT UP WESLEY
WhiteRabbit: actually I wouldn't mind...
Alice: o.o ~blushes~
MadHatter: ?
MarchHare: ~jaw on floor~
tweedles: Yay! Wonderland wedding!
WhiteKnight: that's...cute
Dormouse: oooh I have the perfect outfit for Kurt!
MadHatter: can we return to the eyes conversation? Because Evans are burning a hole in this Preston chicks face.
TweedleEv: I can't help it. She's perfect.
TweedleEth: she raised her hand again. maybe we'll get a fir..nope. He called her Miss Preston again.
TweedleEv: why does Howard hate me.
WhiteRabbit: because you are one half of the psycho twins?
TweedleEth: ~hurt face~
MarchHare: because you tee-peed the teachers lounge?
tweedles: you helped!
MadHatter: and whip-creamed all the beds.
tweedles: with assistance!
Dormouse: and you silly stringed his car.
Alice: What?
WhiteRabbit: I'll tell you later
Alice: Okay :)
MarchHare: before or after you break your non-oxygen record?
Alice: Wesley if you don't shut up I'll tell Lucy.
MarchHare: O_O you wouldn't
Alice: try me.
MadHatter: tell Lucy what?
WhiteRabbit: yeah tell us.
tweedles: ~curious~
Dormouse: come on Kurt tell us!
Alice: oh nothing...
MarchHare: Yes. Nothing. Zip. Zilch. Zero. Thank You do not come again.
WhiteRabbit: Okay now I NEED to know this.
Alice: We'll swap stories.
MadHatter: and saliva
WhiteRabbit: DAVID!
Alice: DAVID!
MadHatter: sorry.
TweedleEv: SHUSH THE ANGEL IS SPEAKING
Dormouse: Evan we're IMing. no need to shush
MarchHare: seriously...
TweedleEth: he is referring to the fact that if he is reading your words he can't gaze lovingly at her face.
TweedleEv: Exactly.
Alice: wow he is taken isn't he?
MadHatter: yes
TweedleEth: completely
WhiteRabbit: without question.
Dormouse: awe that's sweet.
- Caterpillar just signed in -
Caterpillar: Hey guys, caught some commotion in the feed. What are you talking about?
TweedleEv: The goddess in Socials.
MarchHare: now she's a goddess?
WhiteKnight: that's impossible. Deities would not require schooling.
TweedleEth: dear knight do stop talking.
Caterpillar: Well. whats her name?
MadHatter: whats her sign?
WhiteRabbit: this is not the time for lyrical jokes.
MarchHare: u.u awe...
Caterpillar: Haha, really though whats her name?
Dormouse: something Preston.
WhiteKnight: Something is an odd first name.
Alice: ~facepalm~
WhiteRabbit: ~facedesk~
MadHatter: ~facewall~
MarchHare: ~facegavel~
WhiteRabbit: you did NOT bring that thing to class.
MarchHare: 0:) nope. never. wouldn't dream of it.
Alice: Harvey and Medel leave you in charge for a week and this is what happens
MadHatter: careful Kurt. don't anger the gavel owner.
Alice: oh and why not? I know the secret.
WhiteRabbit: two reasons.
Dormouse: One = he has impeccable aim
WhiteKnight: Two = he sits behind you in Computer Science.
MarchHare: why thank you Reed.
Dormouse: you're welcome!
Alice: O_O... Wesley?
MarchHare: Yes Kurtsie?
Alice: I love you?
MadHatter: oooh
Knight: Oh man
Caterpillar: Bad move
WhiteRabbit: WHAT? o.O
MarchHare: I love you too, pal.
Dormouse: why "pal"?
MadHatter: Because friends are friends...
TweedleEv: ...pals are pals.
TweedleEth: ...and buddies sleep together!
WhiteKnight: like Kurt & Blaine.
tweedles: O-O ~die of shock~
MadHatter: I am impressed.
MarchHare: Yes, well done Dwight!
Alice: Blaine.
WhiteRabbit: yeah?
Alice: our hit list is up to three.
WhiteRabbit: Done.
Dormouse: so Wes, David and tweedles? or Dwight, tweedles, and the repressed bromance?
Alice: Reed. Marry Me. Right Now.
Dormouse: Can't
Alice: Why in the name of Gucci not?
Dormouse: I like Shane...and Blaine scares me.
tweedles: We speak for all when we say "Awe!"
WhiteRabbit: why do I scare you?
Alice: have you told him?
Dormouse: I've seen you mad Blaine. and yeah I blurted it out when we watched Zathura.
MadHatter: Zathura?
Alice: space jumanji.
WhiteRabbit: space jumanji.
MarchHare: wow. the exact same response. ;) that's so cute!
WhiteRabbit: ~ignores EXfriend~ You've seen it?
Alice: Finn made me watch it in exchange for some chores.
WhiteKnight: so you watched a movie. he did manual labor.
Alice: Yup.
tweedles: Alice that is devious. ~WeApprove~
WhiteRabbit: No one says no to Kurt Hummel.
MarchHare: least of all you.
MadHatter: but you should try
TweedleEth: yes the squabble would be entertaining.
Alice: shut up you four
WhiteRabbit: D: four?
Alice: Wes, David, Tweedles
WhiteRabbit: ^_^
TweedleEth: It was sadly only me. Evan is in PrestonVille
TweedleEv: She looked at me. for seven. whole. seconds.
Alice: and?
TweedleEv: what do you mean and? D:
Alice: Did she smile? wave? narrow her 'oh-so-lovely' eyes?
TweedleEv: she raised her eyebrows. whats that mean?
MadHatter: "Why is this freak staring at me?"?
MarchHare: "Oh my god eyes less perfect then mine"?
WhiteRabbit: "Why do you stare, sir"?
WhiteKnight: "I wonder if he's possessed"?
Caterpillar: "can I help you"?
Alice: ACTUALLY. she could be surprised you didn't look away. impressed maybe, that you mantained eye contact.
MadHatter: It was more like eye-rape
TweedleEv: was not! (Alice: really?)
MadHatter: was too!
Alice: yes.
TweedleEv: :D
TweedleEth: an Anon has requested to join our chat.
Dormouse: who is it?
TweedleEth: it's an Anon, Reed. So I do not know.
MarchHare: Han, hack it.
WhiteRabbit: Wesley!
Caterpillar: It's coming from the Socials room.
WhiteRabbit: Hansel!
Caterpillar: sorry.
MadHatter: Thad's in here.
TweedleEth: they left.
Alice: oh well then ignore it.
TweedleEv: Alice!Alice!Alice!
Alice: what?
TweedleEth: she smiled at him.
MadHatter: twice.
Alice:...is he still conscience?
MarchHare: by conscience he means "eyes glazed over in blissful happiness"
Alice: Wes...actually nevermind that's exactly what I meant.
MarchHare: VICTORY IS MINE! |o|
WhiteRabbit: you are an odd little asian
Dormouse: that was kind of rascist.
MadHatter: and he's taller then you.
WhiteRabbit: hey!
Alice: who isn't :}
WhiteRabbit: ...ouch
MarchHare: Reed?
Dormouse: true
tweedles: ~1 giggling at WhiteRabbit, 1 visiting Lala Land~
TweedleEv: I think Blaine and Reed are about the same...
Caterpillar: he's alive!
MadHatter: how was Lala Land?
Alice: did you see Demi?
WhiteKnight: who?
Alice: Lovato. Has a single called Lala Land...no?
Alice: Blaine a little help please.
WhiteRabbit: ~sulking~
MarchHare: I think you've hurt his feelings.
MadHatter: He's sad now
tweedles: good going, Alice
Alice: oh shut up. he knows his height is no issue with me.
Dormouse: yes but you picked on him.
Caterpillar: and that's unusual.
WhiteKnight: twins were correct. squabble = entertaining.
Alice: Dwight = cremated alive.
MadHatter: O_O
MarchHare: O_O
Dormouse: O_O
WhiteKnight: only if you can get past my defenses! HA!
Alice: I helped you make those defenses in exchange for Ecology tutoring!
WhiteKnight: dear sweet jesus...
TweedleEv: SHE WAVED AT ME
MarchHare: congrats
Caterpillar: way to go
Dormouse: yay
MadHatter: awesome.
WhiteKnight: creepy...
Alice: Dwight!
WhiteKnight: if she is attracted to demon spawn she could very well BE demon spawn.
TweedleEth: Good. I would allow nothing less for my brother :D
TweedleEv: ditto.
Dormouse: how sweet!
MarchHare: speaking of sweet, can we return to the Reed-told-Shane-his-feelings?
Dormouse: ~deadpans~
MadHatter: what did he say?
Alice: his face almost cracked due to excessive grinning.
Dormouse: YOU WERE THERE?
Alice: ~pokerface~
Caterpillar: I may have caught some of the exchange myself.
tweedles: did you record it?
MadHatter: did they get their mack on?
WhiteKnight: O.0
WhiteRabbit: wow David. firstly not your business. secondly that's my brother. thirdly, are you certain that you're straight? ;)
MadHatter: What? I'm curious. and no, I am gay. Katherine and Lucy are just covers and me and Wes make out passionately whenever possible.
WhiteKnight: ~unsettlingimages~ I preferred the Blaine/Kurt one.
Dormouse: ...
tweedles: !
MarchHare: David.
MadHatter: Yes, lover?
MarchHare: it was supposed to be a secret.
MadHatter: couldn't help it. You're sexy.
Alice: oh my gaga.
MarchHare: well thank you. so are you!
MadHatter: ~proceeds to get mack on~
MarchHare: ~does very same~
WhiteKnight: tweedles, cut open my head and THOROUGHLY bleach my brain.
TweedleEth: will do.
WhiteRabbit: I am a little disturbed.
Alice: so am I.
WhiteRabbit: oh so you agree with me now?
Alice: What's your issue, Frodo?
WhiteRabbit: oh nothing just suffering from Mellencamp withdrawal.
Alice: Bite. Me.
Dormouse: ~giggles~
Alice: quiet Reed!
WhiteKnight: please don't bite him I have enough disturbing images.
TweedleEv: she spoke to me.
Alice: what did she say?
TweedleEth: "Thank You."
MarchHare: ?
WhiteRabbit: come up for air, Wes?
Alice: why thank you?
Dormouse: you're most welcome ;)
MadHatter: that was weak Reed. and She sneezed, Evan said 'bless you' she said thanks. Very, very short exchange.
Alice: but an exchange nonetheless
MarchHare: a weak one.
Alice: I have Lucy on speed dial.
MarchHare: what? WHY?
Alice: fashion advice, common interests, insider Wes knowledge.
MarchHare: ~murderous glares at any and all objects~
Dormouse: violent
TweedleEv: she smiled again, and mouthed more words at me.
Alice: Good! what did she say? mouth? whatever?
MadHatter: pay attention.
Alice: quiet David.
MadHatter: -.- that's what she said.
Alice: oh... well then she doesn't want to be a distraction for you. that means she's well mannered.
TweedleEv: TEACH. ME. YOUR. WAYS.
Alice: I need more.
TweedleEth: she moves her fingers like they're on piano keys.
WhiteRabbit: can you figure out the song?
MarchHare: Yes Blaine he's psychic.
MadHatter: fifth sense
Dormouse: sixth*
MadHatter: point of the sarcasm Reed.
Dormouse: oh..
Alice: it's okay Reed. and shut up Wevid its possible to figure out a tune from mime-play if you know what to look for.
Caterpillar: Wevid?
WhiteKnight: is that English?
Dormouse: ~giggles~ it's WEs + daVID.
MarchHare: hot.
MadHatter: new name for door sign.
TweedleEv: Love Song - Sara Bareilles
WhiteRabbit: interesting choice.
MadHatter: and right after eye-sex... :P
Caterpillar: eye what?
WhiteRabbit: apparently her eyes are amazing.
MadHatter: they are green.
TweedleEth: fiery emeralds.
TweedleEv: MOST BEAUTIFUL EYES IN THE HISTORY OF THE EXISTENCE OF FOREVER.
Caterpillar: 0.0 really now?
TweedleEv: Yes.
Caterpillar: well alright then.
MadHatter: think Logan but female, and a darker shade.
tweedles: HOW DARE YOU!
MadHatter: what that's who they remind me of.
WhiteRabbit: Logan's eyes ARE green.
Alice: and there's definitely fire -.-
MarchHare: what color hair does she have again?
TweedleEv: an enchanting ebony. :)
WhiteRabbit: dude, you are smitten.
TweedleEth: wholly and completely.
WhiteKnight: she could be a SIREN!
tweedles: [plus everyone else] shut up Dwight!:|
TweedleEv: Howard must die.
MarchHare: O_O ...why?
TweedleEv: He made her sad.
TweedleEth: she's pouting.
TweedleEv: its beautiful, but Howard must die.
tweedles: Evan has been reduced into a *Shane's-obsession-with-Reed* puddle of goo.
MarchHare: okay THAT is just creepy Ethan.
MadHatter: try watching it happen.
Alice: What is going on and why is Evan out for Howards blood?
TweedleEth: she was excited to answer a question, he looked right at her then ignored her hand. So she pouted a little.
TweedleEv: It's beautiful.
Caterpillar: *I* just fell for this chick.
Alice: you can see her?
WhiteRabbit: you bugged the classrooms?
TweedleEv: back off, Han! :(
Dormouse: So according to you four, she's attractive. According to Kurt she is kind, and according to Ethan, David and Blaine, Evan is smitten?
MarchHare: thanks for the recap, Captain Obvious.
Alice: stop being rude.
MarchHare: or wha...nevermind. Reed, I apologize.
WhiteKnight: what do you have on him?
Alice: if he keeps with the snide comments you may find out.
MadHatter: Blaine may just fall for this chick next.
WhiteRabbit: why?
Alice: What? ):
tweedles: Katy Perry ringtone.
WhiteRabbit: what song? :D
Alice: ~pouting~
WhiteRabbit: innocent inquiry, my darling.
Alice: ^.^
MarchHare: ~strangles self with rainbows~
MadHatter: ~vomits up fluffy bunnies and kitty cats~
Dormouse: that's so cute.
WhiteRabbit: like Kurt :)
Alice: thank you, honey. xo
MadHatter: [MarchHare+Caterpillar+tweedles] TOO FAR. STRAIGHT MEN PRESENT.
WhiteKnight: what am I? chopped liver?
MarchHare: no. but we are fairly certain you aren't human.
MadHatter: more like a robot.
Alice: with express Supernatural obsessive programming.
MadHatter: dear god she has a P!nk ringtone, too.
MarchHare: why does she still have her phone?
Alice: 2 chance rule?
MadHatter: Actually this chick is a gold medalist back talker.
TweedleEth: riddles and roundabouts.
Alice: while that decides it.
Dormouse: decides what?
Alice: her wonderland nickname and her worthiness of tweedle affection.
WhiteRabbit: I thought she was a riddle queen.
MarchHare: Hush you, Alice is speaking
WhiteRabbit: :o?
MarchHare: nickname and worthiness?
Alice: definitely worthy.
TweedleEv: most worthy 3
Dormouse: and the nickname? usually the tweedles make those up.
Alice: I'm sure if they thought about it they'd know :D
WhiteRabbit: Oh!
Alice: :D
WhiteRabbit: clever.
Alice: thank you.
MarchHare: make out on your own time.
Alice: we plan to.
tweedles: we've got it!
Dormouse: Anon request. accept or deny?
MadHatter: Hide convo, and accept.
MarchHare: Yeah, I wanna know if its Thad.
- Anon has joined chat -
WhiteRabbit: who is this?
Anon: You twins really ought to pay attention. is giving a group project.
Caterpillar: Who. Are. You?
MadHatter: group project? its our first class!
Anon: Then pay attention. and Kudos on the Wonderland references. I love that film. as well as the book.
Alice: Are you going to answer the question or keep dodging?
Anon: Isn't Dalton an all-boys school.
MarchHare: Yes.
Anon: then how did he get saddled with 'Alice'?
WhiteRabbit: is this Thad?
Anon: No.
tweedles: Jon?
Anon: is assigning groups now.
MadHatter: Urg! He put me with Derek.
MarchHare: tough break.
MadHatter: more like no break. but I got Bailey too.
tweedles: YAY!
Alice: what?
TweedleEv: We got put with the Angel.
WhiteRabbit: you guys seriously need to get her name.
Dormouse: Yeah. But the Preston girl will have to say it sooner or later.
Anon: Preston? Black hair, green eyes. orange iPhone?
Alice: yes, yes and...twins?
MadHatter: yeah that's her.
TweedleEv: Do you know the sweet angels name?
Dormouse: please say you do.
WhiteKnight: so we don't have to listen to Evan pine.
Anon: Yeah, I know her name.
WhiteRabbit: Well then out with it.
Caterpillar: Tell us. Please!
TweedleEth: before my brother jumps through the screen at you.
WhiteKnight: thats impossible.
Alice: shut up Dwight.
MarchHare: So, mystery person, what is Miss Prestons first name.
Anon: My name is Kira.
WhiteRabbit: [WhiteKnight+MarchHare+MadHatter+Caterpillar+TweedleEth+Dormouse] O_O
TweedleEv: Hello, Duchess.
A/N: It was just a random thought I had the other night. I hope I did CP Coulters characters justice. If not I apologize. |o| is supposed to be someone with their arms rasied in victory. And for those who do not understand the wonderland names here you go:
Dalton Characters:
TweedleEth - Ethan Brightman
TweedleEv - Evan Brightman
tweedles - joint account of twins.
MarchHare - Wesley Hughes
MadHatter - David Sullivan
WhiteRabbit - Blaine Anderson
Alice - Kurt Hummel
Dormouse - Reed Van Kamp
WhiteKnight - Dwight Houston
Caterpillar - Hansel Westwood
My O/C:
Anon - Kira Preston
Now I will probably expand on this by doing a Fiction story for after the chat but I might not. So let me know what you thing. ALSO there is an Alternate Ending. Reviews are lovely, lovely Klainebows.
