Title: Chatting During Class? Bad Windsors!
Summary:
They aren't doing anything bad. Just you know IMing during school, and I think Evan's in love. Based (loosely) off CP Coulters 'Dalton'. Disclaimer: I in no way own or am a part of Glee, Zathura, Katy Perry, P!nk, iPhone, or Dalton. As much as I wish I had a hand in it, I don't.
Warning:
Prepare for homosexual flirtation, some seriously skitzo conversation, and lots and lots of fluff.
Rating:
T
Couples:
Klaine, Wevid, Rane, Evan/OC


CHATROOM: Warblerland - Windsor Branch.

Topic: ..wow.

TweedleEth: I am almost 100% certain that Evan's eyes are about to shrivel up and die from lack of blinking.

TweedleEv: I cannot help it. She's gorgeous.

MadHatter: Who?

MarchHare: Who?

WhiteRabbit: What are you guys doing online?

MarchHare: Blaine, let me tell you a little story about a pot and a kettle...

TweedleEth: Heehee, Evan is staring at one of our new lady classmates.

TweedleEv: She. Is. Gorgeous.

MadHatter: So you have said.

MarchHare: Twice now.

WhiteRabbit: Does she by chance have a name?

TweedleEth: Of course.

MadHatter: Well?

TweedleEv: I don't know :(

TweedleEth: Hasn't been called on yet.

TweedleEv: She raised her hand!

MarchHare: Way to spaz Ev.

TweedleEth: Preston. Howard called her Miss Preston.

- WhiteKnight has signed in -

WhiteKnight: You guys are online during Howards class?

MarchHare: One; it's the first day of co-ed classes.

MadHatter: Two; who let Dwight in?

WhiteRabbit: guilty.

MadHatter: BLAINE!

MarchHare: BLAINE!

tweedles: BAD WHITE RABBIT!

WhiteRabbit: guys it was rude not to..

WhiteRabbit: wait you guys have separate accounts AND a joint one?

TweedleEth: No.

TweedleEv: Not us.

tweedles: never.

MadHatter: -.-

MarchHare: smooth guys.

WhiteKnight: ...demon spawn.

- Alice has signed in -

Alice: I hate you.

MadHatter: wasn't me o.o

MarchHare: I didn't do it

WhiteKnight: get him coffee. now.

WhiteRabbit: wow guys guilty conscience much?

tweedles: It's us!

TweedleEth: He is forever signed up as "Alice" :D

Alice: You two SUCK

MadHatter: close Evans mouth before we drown in saliva.

MarchHare: Speaking of drowning in saliva... ;)

Alice: shut up.

MadHatter: Yes, speaking of.

WhiteRabbit: SHUT. UP.

WhiteKnight: What?

tweedles: tell us!

Alice: Do it and Die

MarchHare: That's a little extreme.

MadHatter: we were only going to suggest a louder genre of music

MarchHare: like screamo perhaps?

MadHatter: death metal?

MarchHare: A slasher flick could do it.

WhiteKnight: I am so confused..

TweedleEth: while Dwight you see when one gay boy and another gay boy decide to see how long they can go without oxygen...

WhiteKnight: O_O I'm going to need to perform serious dark magic to remove that mental image.

MadHatter: sign me up

MarchHare: me too! but no dead animals

Alice: I repeat; I. Hate. You.

WhiteRabbit: motion seconded

MadHatter: guys I think Evan has stopped breathing.

Alice: why?

WhiteRabbit: co-ed classes. cute girl. stricken tweedle.

TweedleEv: What. did. you. say.

Alice: oh? whats her name?

MarchHare: whats she look like?

WhiteRabbit: uh... I was just explaining to Kurt.

TweedleEv: you called her cute. that is practically and insult!

WhiteRabbit: ...

MadHatter: ...

MarchHare: ...

Alice: so she's... pretty?

TweedleEv: she is GORGEOUS!

TweedleEth: ~nods~ quite.

MarchHare: can we get details, please? to better visualize.

TweedleEth: I'd says 5'6"-7"

TweedleEv: long ebony curls in a lovely pony tail...

TweedleEth: petite but curvy frame. stretched hourglass.

MadHatter: green eyes.

Alice: you're in that class?

MadHatter: yep.

TweedleEv: green really THAT'S what you call them?

MadHatter: Yes. like grass, leaves, your favorite sweater?

TweedleEv: they are not green.

WhiteRabbit: oh dear...

MarchHare: Evan. they are eyes.

TweedleEth: Wes, you are a brave man...

MarchHare: ...why?

TweedleEv: She is the bearer of the most beautiful eyes ever to be had in the history of the existence of forever.

WhiteRabbit: O.O

Alice: oh my

- Dormouse has just signed in -

Dormouse: hi guys! wow Evan that's a pretty big compliment for a stranger.

TweedleEv: I know her name!

MadHatter: you know her last name.

TweedleEv: v.v shut up.

TweedleEth: we can message caterpillar and have him find it.

TweedleEv: Yes! :D :D :D

WhiteRabbit: uh guys..

Alice: that's creepy.

TweedleEv: ~pouting~ but I need to know.

TweedleEth: he may die without it.

WhiteKnight: guys just ask her after class no need to stalk.

MadHatter: motion seconded

MarchHare: motion thirded

Alice: motion carried*

WhiteRabbit: to Winnipeg.

Alice: seriously?

WhiteRabbit: what?

Alice: Winnipeg?

WhiteRabbit: ...how about Paris?

Dormouse: yeah,

Alice: Better

MarchHare: so you two will honeymoon in Paris? ;)

Alice: SHUT UP WESLEY

WhiteRabbit: actually I wouldn't mind...

Alice: o.o ~blushes~

MadHatter: ?

MarchHare: ~jaw on floor~

tweedles: Yay! Wonderland wedding!

WhiteKnight: that's...cute

Dormouse: oooh I have the perfect outfit for Kurt!

MadHatter: can we return to the eyes conversation? Because Evans are burning a hole in this Preston chicks face.

TweedleEv: I can't help it. She's perfect.

TweedleEth: she raised her hand again. maybe we'll get a fir..nope. He called her Miss Preston again.

TweedleEv: why does Howard hate me.

WhiteRabbit: because you are one half of the psycho twins?

TweedleEth: ~hurt face~

MarchHare: because you tee-peed the teachers lounge?

tweedles: you helped!

MadHatter: and whip-creamed all the beds.

tweedles: with assistance!

Dormouse: and you silly stringed his car.

Alice: What?

WhiteRabbit: I'll tell you later

Alice: Okay :)

MarchHare: before or after you break your non-oxygen record?

Alice: Wesley if you don't shut up I'll tell Lucy.

MarchHare: O_O you wouldn't

Alice: try me.

MadHatter: tell Lucy what?

WhiteRabbit: yeah tell us.

tweedles: ~curious~

Dormouse: come on Kurt tell us!

Alice: oh nothing...

MarchHare: Yes. Nothing. Zip. Zilch. Zero. Thank You do not come again.

WhiteRabbit: Okay now I NEED to know this.

Alice: We'll swap stories.

MadHatter: and saliva

WhiteRabbit: DAVID!

Alice: DAVID!

MadHatter: sorry.

TweedleEv: SHUSH THE ANGEL IS SPEAKING

Dormouse: Evan we're IMing. no need to shush

MarchHare: seriously...

TweedleEth: he is referring to the fact that if he is reading your words he can't gaze lovingly at her face.

TweedleEv: Exactly.

Alice: wow he is taken isn't he?

MadHatter: yes

TweedleEth: completely

WhiteRabbit: without question.

Dormouse: awe that's sweet.

- Caterpillar just signed in -

Caterpillar: Hey guys, caught some commotion in the feed. What are you talking about?

TweedleEv: The goddess in Socials.

MarchHare: now she's a goddess?

WhiteKnight: that's impossible. Deities would not require schooling.

TweedleEth: dear knight do stop talking.

Caterpillar: Well. whats her name?

MadHatter: whats her sign?

WhiteRabbit: this is not the time for lyrical jokes.

MarchHare: u.u awe...

Caterpillar: Haha, really though whats her name?

Dormouse: something Preston.

WhiteKnight: Something is an odd first name.

Alice: ~facepalm~

WhiteRabbit: ~facedesk~

MadHatter: ~facewall~

MarchHare: ~facegavel~

WhiteRabbit: you did NOT bring that thing to class.

MarchHare: 0:) nope. never. wouldn't dream of it.

Alice: Harvey and Medel leave you in charge for a week and this is what happens

MadHatter: careful Kurt. don't anger the gavel owner.

Alice: oh and why not? I know the secret.

WhiteRabbit: two reasons.

Dormouse: One = he has impeccable aim

WhiteKnight: Two = he sits behind you in Computer Science.

MarchHare: why thank you Reed.

Dormouse: you're welcome!

Alice: O_O... Wesley?

MarchHare: Yes Kurtsie?

Alice: I love you?

MadHatter: oooh

Knight: Oh man

Caterpillar: Bad move

WhiteRabbit: WHAT? o.O

MarchHare: I love you too, pal.

Dormouse: why "pal"?

MadHatter: Because friends are friends...

TweedleEv: ...pals are pals.

TweedleEth: ...and buddies sleep together!

WhiteKnight: like Kurt & Blaine.

tweedles: O-O ~die of shock~

MadHatter: I am impressed.

MarchHare: Yes, well done Dwight!

Alice: Blaine.

WhiteRabbit: yeah?

Alice: our hit list is up to three.

WhiteRabbit: Done.

Dormouse: so Wes, David and tweedles? or Dwight, tweedles, and the repressed bromance?

Alice: Reed. Marry Me. Right Now.

Dormouse: Can't

Alice: Why in the name of Gucci not?

Dormouse: I like Shane...and Blaine scares me.

tweedles: We speak for all when we say "Awe!"

WhiteRabbit: why do I scare you?

Alice: have you told him?

Dormouse: I've seen you mad Blaine. and yeah I blurted it out when we watched Zathura.

MadHatter: Zathura?

Alice: space jumanji.

WhiteRabbit: space jumanji.

MarchHare: wow. the exact same response. ;) that's so cute!

WhiteRabbit: ~ignores EXfriend~ You've seen it?

Alice: Finn made me watch it in exchange for some chores.

WhiteKnight: so you watched a movie. he did manual labor.

Alice: Yup.

tweedles: Alice that is devious. ~WeApprove~

WhiteRabbit: No one says no to Kurt Hummel.

MarchHare: least of all you.

MadHatter: but you should try

TweedleEth: yes the squabble would be entertaining.

Alice: shut up you four

WhiteRabbit: D: four?

Alice: Wes, David, Tweedles

WhiteRabbit: ^_^

TweedleEth: It was sadly only me. Evan is in PrestonVille

TweedleEv: She looked at me. for seven. whole. seconds.

Alice: and?

TweedleEv: what do you mean and? D:

Alice: Did she smile? wave? narrow her 'oh-so-lovely' eyes?

TweedleEv: she raised her eyebrows. whats that mean?

MadHatter: "Why is this freak staring at me?"?

MarchHare: "Oh my god eyes less perfect then mine"?

WhiteRabbit: "Why do you stare, sir"?

WhiteKnight: "I wonder if he's possessed"?

Caterpillar: "can I help you"?

Alice: ACTUALLY. she could be surprised you didn't look away. impressed maybe, that you mantained eye contact.

MadHatter: It was more like eye-rape

TweedleEv: was not! (Alice: really?)

MadHatter: was too!

Alice: yes.

TweedleEv: :D

TweedleEth: an Anon has requested to join our chat.

Dormouse: who is it?

TweedleEth: it's an Anon, Reed. So I do not know.

MarchHare: Han, hack it.

WhiteRabbit: Wesley!

Caterpillar: It's coming from the Socials room.

WhiteRabbit: Hansel!

Caterpillar: sorry.

MadHatter: Thad's in here.

TweedleEth: they left.

Alice: oh well then ignore it.

TweedleEv: Alice!Alice!Alice!

Alice: what?

TweedleEth: she smiled at him.

MadHatter: twice.

Alice:...is he still conscience?

MarchHare: by conscience he means "eyes glazed over in blissful happiness"

Alice: Wes...actually nevermind that's exactly what I meant.

MarchHare: VICTORY IS MINE! |o|

WhiteRabbit: you are an odd little asian

Dormouse: that was kind of rascist.

MadHatter: and he's taller then you.

WhiteRabbit: hey!

Alice: who isn't :}

WhiteRabbit: ...ouch

MarchHare: Reed?

Dormouse: true

tweedles: ~1 giggling at WhiteRabbit, 1 visiting Lala Land~

TweedleEv: I think Blaine and Reed are about the same...

Caterpillar: he's alive!

MadHatter: how was Lala Land?

Alice: did you see Demi?

WhiteKnight: who?

Alice: Lovato. Has a single called Lala Land...no?

Alice: Blaine a little help please.

WhiteRabbit: ~sulking~

MarchHare: I think you've hurt his feelings.

MadHatter: He's sad now

tweedles: good going, Alice

Alice: oh shut up. he knows his height is no issue with me.

Dormouse: yes but you picked on him.

Caterpillar: and that's unusual.

WhiteKnight: twins were correct. squabble = entertaining.

Alice: Dwight = cremated alive.

MadHatter: O_O

MarchHare: O_O

Dormouse: O_O

WhiteKnight: only if you can get past my defenses! HA!

Alice: I helped you make those defenses in exchange for Ecology tutoring!

WhiteKnight: dear sweet jesus...

TweedleEv: SHE WAVED AT ME

MarchHare: congrats

Caterpillar: way to go

Dormouse: yay

MadHatter: awesome.

WhiteKnight: creepy...

Alice: Dwight!

WhiteKnight: if she is attracted to demon spawn she could very well BE demon spawn.

TweedleEth: Good. I would allow nothing less for my brother :D

TweedleEv: ditto.

Dormouse: how sweet!

MarchHare: speaking of sweet, can we return to the Reed-told-Shane-his-feelings?

Dormouse: ~deadpans~

MadHatter: what did he say?

Alice: his face almost cracked due to excessive grinning.

Dormouse: YOU WERE THERE?

Alice: ~pokerface~

Caterpillar: I may have caught some of the exchange myself.

tweedles: did you record it?

MadHatter: did they get their mack on?

WhiteKnight: O.0

WhiteRabbit: wow David. firstly not your business. secondly that's my brother. thirdly, are you certain that you're straight? ;)

MadHatter: What? I'm curious. and no, I am gay. Katherine and Lucy are just covers and me and Wes make out passionately whenever possible.

WhiteKnight: ~unsettlingimages~ I preferred the Blaine/Kurt one.

Dormouse: ...

tweedles: !

MarchHare: David.

MadHatter: Yes, lover?

MarchHare: it was supposed to be a secret.

MadHatter: couldn't help it. You're sexy.

Alice: oh my gaga.

MarchHare: well thank you. so are you!

MadHatter: ~proceeds to get mack on~

MarchHare: ~does very same~

WhiteKnight: tweedles, cut open my head and THOROUGHLY bleach my brain.

TweedleEth: will do.

WhiteRabbit: I am a little disturbed.

Alice: so am I.

WhiteRabbit: oh so you agree with me now?

Alice: What's your issue, Frodo?

WhiteRabbit: oh nothing just suffering from Mellencamp withdrawal.

Alice: Bite. Me.

Dormouse: ~giggles~

Alice: quiet Reed!

WhiteKnight: please don't bite him I have enough disturbing images.

TweedleEv: she spoke to me.

Alice: what did she say?

TweedleEth: "Thank You."

MarchHare: ?

WhiteRabbit: come up for air, Wes?

Alice: why thank you?

Dormouse: you're most welcome ;)

MadHatter: that was weak Reed. and She sneezed, Evan said 'bless you' she said thanks. Very, very short exchange.

Alice: but an exchange nonetheless

MarchHare: a weak one.

Alice: I have Lucy on speed dial.

MarchHare: what? WHY?

Alice: fashion advice, common interests, insider Wes knowledge.

MarchHare: ~murderous glares at any and all objects~

Dormouse: violent

TweedleEv: she smiled again, and mouthed more words at me.

Alice: Good! what did she say? mouth? whatever?

MadHatter: pay attention.

Alice: quiet David.

MadHatter: -.- that's what she said.

Alice: oh... well then she doesn't want to be a distraction for you. that means she's well mannered.

TweedleEv: TEACH. ME. YOUR. WAYS.

Alice: I need more.

TweedleEth: she moves her fingers like they're on piano keys.

WhiteRabbit: can you figure out the song?

MarchHare: Yes Blaine he's psychic.

MadHatter: fifth sense

Dormouse: sixth*

MadHatter: point of the sarcasm Reed.

Dormouse: oh..

Alice: it's okay Reed. and shut up Wevid its possible to figure out a tune from mime-play if you know what to look for.

Caterpillar: Wevid?

WhiteKnight: is that English?

Dormouse: ~giggles~ it's WEs + daVID.

MarchHare: hot.

MadHatter: new name for door sign.

TweedleEv: Love Song - Sara Bareilles

WhiteRabbit: interesting choice.

MadHatter: and right after eye-sex... :P

Caterpillar: eye what?

WhiteRabbit: apparently her eyes are amazing.

MadHatter: they are green.

TweedleEth: fiery emeralds.

TweedleEv: MOST BEAUTIFUL EYES IN THE HISTORY OF THE EXISTENCE OF FOREVER.

Caterpillar: 0.0 really now?

TweedleEv: Yes.

Caterpillar: well alright then.

MadHatter: think Logan but female, and a darker shade.

tweedles: HOW DARE YOU!

MadHatter: what that's who they remind me of.

WhiteRabbit: Logan's eyes ARE green.

Alice: and there's definitely fire -.-

MarchHare: what color hair does she have again?

TweedleEv: an enchanting ebony. :)

WhiteRabbit: dude, you are smitten.

TweedleEth: wholly and completely.

WhiteKnight: she could be a SIREN!

tweedles: [plus everyone else] shut up Dwight!:|

TweedleEv: Howard must die.

MarchHare: O_O ...why?

TweedleEv: He made her sad.

TweedleEth: she's pouting.

TweedleEv: its beautiful, but Howard must die.

tweedles: Evan has been reduced into a *Shane's-obsession-with-Reed* puddle of goo.

MarchHare: okay THAT is just creepy Ethan.

MadHatter: try watching it happen.

Alice: What is going on and why is Evan out for Howards blood?

TweedleEth: she was excited to answer a question, he looked right at her then ignored her hand. So she pouted a little.

TweedleEv: It's beautiful.

Caterpillar: *I* just fell for this chick.

Alice: you can see her?

WhiteRabbit: you bugged the classrooms?

TweedleEv: back off, Han! :(

Dormouse: So according to you four, she's attractive. According to Kurt she is kind, and according to Ethan, David and Blaine, Evan is smitten?

MarchHare: thanks for the recap, Captain Obvious.

Alice: stop being rude.

MarchHare: or wha...nevermind. Reed, I apologize.

WhiteKnight: what do you have on him?

Alice: if he keeps with the snide comments you may find out.

MadHatter: Blaine may just fall for this chick next.

WhiteRabbit: why?

Alice: What? ):

tweedles: Katy Perry ringtone.

WhiteRabbit: what song? :D

Alice: ~pouting~

WhiteRabbit: innocent inquiry, my darling.

Alice: ^.^

MarchHare: ~strangles self with rainbows~

MadHatter: ~vomits up fluffy bunnies and kitty cats~

Dormouse: that's so cute.

WhiteRabbit: like Kurt :)

Alice: thank you, honey. xo

MadHatter: [MarchHare+Caterpillar+tweedles] TOO FAR. STRAIGHT MEN PRESENT.

WhiteKnight: what am I? chopped liver?

MarchHare: no. but we are fairly certain you aren't human.

MadHatter: more like a robot.

Alice: with express Supernatural obsessive programming.

MadHatter: dear god she has a P!nk ringtone, too.

MarchHare: why does she still have her phone?

Alice: 2 chance rule?

MadHatter: Actually this chick is a gold medalist back talker.

TweedleEth: riddles and roundabouts.

Alice: while that decides it.

Dormouse: decides what?

Alice: her wonderland nickname and her worthiness of tweedle affection.

WhiteRabbit: I thought she was a riddle queen.

MarchHare: Hush you, Alice is speaking

WhiteRabbit: :o?

MarchHare: nickname and worthiness?

Alice: definitely worthy.

TweedleEv: most worthy 3

Dormouse: and the nickname? usually the tweedles make those up.

Alice: I'm sure if they thought about it they'd know :D

WhiteRabbit: Oh!

Alice: :D

WhiteRabbit: clever.

Alice: thank you.

MarchHare: make out on your own time.

Alice: we plan to.

tweedles: we've got it!

Dormouse: Anon request. accept or deny?

MadHatter: Hide convo, and accept.

MarchHare: Yeah, I wanna know if its Thad.

- Anon has joined chat -

WhiteRabbit: who is this?

Anon: You twins really ought to pay attention. is giving a group project.

Caterpillar: Who. Are. You?

MadHatter: group project? its our first class!

Anon: Then pay attention. and Kudos on the Wonderland references. I love that film. as well as the book.

Alice: Are you going to answer the question or keep dodging?

Anon: Isn't Dalton an all-boys school.

MarchHare: Yes.

Anon: then how did he get saddled with 'Alice'?

WhiteRabbit: is this Thad?

Anon: No.

tweedles: Jon?

Anon: is assigning groups now.

MadHatter: Urg! He put me with Derek.

MarchHare: tough break.

MadHatter: more like no break. but I got Bailey too.

tweedles: YAY!

Alice: what?

TweedleEv: We got put with the Angel.

WhiteRabbit: you guys seriously need to get her name.

Dormouse: Yeah. But the Preston girl will have to say it sooner or later.

Anon: Preston? Black hair, green eyes. orange iPhone?

Alice: yes, yes and...twins?

MadHatter: yeah that's her.

TweedleEv: Do you know the sweet angels name?

Dormouse: please say you do.

WhiteKnight: so we don't have to listen to Evan pine.

Anon: Yeah, I know her name.

WhiteRabbit: Well then out with it.

Caterpillar: Tell us. Please!

TweedleEth: before my brother jumps through the screen at you.

WhiteKnight: thats impossible.

Alice: shut up Dwight.

MarchHare: So, mystery person, what is Miss Prestons first name.

Anon: My name is Kira.

WhiteRabbit: [WhiteKnight+MarchHare+MadHatter+Caterpillar+TweedleEth+Dormouse] O_O

TweedleEv: Hello, Duchess.


A/N: It was just a random thought I had the other night. I hope I did CP Coulters characters justice. If not I apologize. |o| is supposed to be someone with their arms rasied in victory. And for those who do not understand the wonderland names here you go:

Dalton Characters:

TweedleEth - Ethan Brightman

TweedleEv - Evan Brightman

tweedles - joint account of twins.

MarchHare - Wesley Hughes

MadHatter - David Sullivan

WhiteRabbit - Blaine Anderson

Alice - Kurt Hummel

Dormouse - Reed Van Kamp

WhiteKnight - Dwight Houston

Caterpillar - Hansel Westwood

My O/C:

Anon - Kira Preston

Now I will probably expand on this by doing a Fiction story for after the chat but I might not. So let me know what you thing. ALSO there is an Alternate Ending. Reviews are lovely, lovely Klainebows.