Hey ya everyone this is a collection of one-shots that me and my friend, Skye451, write in a notebook and pass back and forth at school. So this really isn't about one specific book but so far about Twilight Vampire Academy and The Mortal Interments. They also are about some of the guys we like, don't worry they all have code names, and movies stars that we like and don't like. So Skye451 is Skye and I'm Roza enjoy…

SKYE!

~Once Upon A Cullen~

Nessie was screaming bloody murder, Jake had just told her about what EddiePoo did. Little did Jake and Ness remember that Bella, Alice, Rose and Esme were all away hunting and Ness stayed home `cause she can eat people food.

Ness and Jake realized this at the same time. "OH. MY. GOD." They screamed at the same time. "He's deprived." She whispered.

Jake almost fainted right there from shock. All the sudden there was a banging at the cellar door.

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG1

It was Emmett.

"Jake, come on lets go out the other way."

Suddenly Jasper came out of the shadows. "I wouldn't do that if I were you!" they screamed! Jasper came closer, Ness moved protectively in front of Jake. He put his hands up in surrender, "No, no I'm not Emmett of Eddiekins. Carlise is distracting Emmett with a Rose Doll we got a while ago."

They sighed in relief.

THEN THEY SAW EMMETT…

TO BE CONTINUED…

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Roza